I make mastodon bots, tell dumb jokes, and have boring opinions
Queer, féministe, estonienne dans l'âme, cliché ambulant. I'm the grandchild of the witches you couldn't, etc. elle/iel | she/they
dick wizard, weedhorse, got batman banned from walmart
i consistently forget to cw so i try to stay off local/federated timelines as a courtesy. feel free to boost or link my toots w/added cws, i don't mind.
the only way you're going to see my horrible garbage is if you follow me so if you don't wanna see my horrible garbage, consider not doing that.
hey I'm eli (they/them) I'm 22, living in socal. I do art sometimes ?
all the fuckin smol
dont capitalize my name thanks (all-caps version: ɑꜱʜ)
in snugs with: too many people to count help im drowning
don't expect me to accept your follow, but try if you want (please talk to me first seriously)
boostable posts are boostable
like please boost my shitposts
i really want attention im lonely
:red_candle: GNU Natalie Nguyen :red_candle:
"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."
75% sky pictures, 25% flotsam
Aachen, Germany. Programmer. hobby photographer. You might know me as bobman from somewhere else.