Around 1999, I made a small tarot deck that was all bad news (as I perceived it at the time). This bot generates simple three-card bad news tarot spreads, so you can anticipate the horrors that await. (Or seemed to await, from the perspective of a 20-something in the 20th century.)
Toot "speak" or "draw" at this account to get your reading.
(The card images may appear in a different order than the text; this is a shortcoming of Mastodon.)