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title text: You can come on in, we're all fully vaccinated. Except the spare room off the living room. Don't go in there, we're not fully vaccinated in there.

(https://xkcd.com/2479)
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title text: "Although fresh juice DOES sound--" "NO! For humanity to survive we must learn from the mistakes of the past."

(https://xkcd.com/2478)
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title text: Stay right there, we'll be back in a minute. We've just gotta brainstorm some new wonders. Have you all figured out gears yet? Yes? Crap.

(https://xkcd.com/2477)
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title text: Sure, you can talk about per-capita adjustment, but if you want to solve the problem, it's obvious that this is the problem group you need to focus on.

(https://xkcd.com/2476)
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title text: You'd need to keep track of so many people! Would you use, like, Excel or something? Far too fancy for a simple country nanoenzyme developer like me.

(https://xkcd.com/2475)
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title text: Gotten the Ferris wheel operator's attention

(https://xkcd.com/2474)
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title text: "Okay, that was weird, but the product reveal was normal. I think the danger is pas--" "One more thing." "Oh no."

(https://xkcd.com/2473)
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title text: If there's no dome, how do you explain the irregularities the board discovered in the zoning permits issued in that area!?

(https://xkcd.com/2472)
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title text: It's cool how, when there's a number lots of people are curious about, but which isn't easy to measure, some random guess will get cited everywhere and become the universally quoted value. Unrelatedly, did you know there are 850 trillion waves in the ocean?

(https://xkcd.com/2471)
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title text: "I have nothing to offer but blood--next slide, please--toil--next slide, please--tears, and--next slide, please--sweat."

(https://xkcd.com/2470)
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title text: Junior astronomers hate getting put on board update duty, but someone's gotta make sure that stuff is still up there.

(https://xkcd.com/2469)
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title text: People ask me whether I feel any moral qualms about the source of the points, but if he hadn't introduced factory farming to Agricola, someone else would have.

(https://xkcd.com/2468)
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title text: Oh no, they set up a roadblock which is just a sign with the entire 'Czech hedgehog' article printed on it.

(https://xkcd.com/2467)
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title text: Ontology is way off to the left and geography is way off to the right.

(https://xkcd.com/2466)
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title text: In Dimensional Chess, every move is annotated '?!'.

(https://xkcd.com/2465)
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title text: Who knew you could learn so much about sexual reproduction from looking at pictures on the internet!

(https://xkcd.com/2464)
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title text: [One hill over, a competing astrophotographer does a backflip over a commercial airliner while throwing a tray of plastic space stations into the air, through which a falcon swoops to 'grab' the real one.]

(https://xkcd.com/2463)
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title text: The key to discovering life on Mars is to find someone who built a camera and landed it on Mars. Then you just look through the pictures for plants and dogs and stuff.

(https://xkcd.com/2462)
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title text: NASA may not want to admit it, but at this point they ARE the 90's Kid Space Program.

(https://xkcd.com/2461)
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title text: I built a model that combines local case rates and vaccination stats to estimate when it's reasonable to attend various types of party, but I forgot to include anything about where to find them.

(https://xkcd.com/2460)
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