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alt text: LOOK, THE LATENCY FALLS EVERY TIME YOU CLAP YOUR HANDS AND SAY YOU BELIEVE

(https://xkcd.com/2259)

alt text: "Actually, Jupiter already has a very impressive ring system!" --someone who knows Jupiter is within earshot

(https://xkcd.com/2258)

alt text: A mix of the two is even worse: 'Thanks for unsubscribing and helping us pare this list down to reliable supporters.'

(https://xkcd.com/2257)

alt text: The projection does a good job preserving both distance and azimuth, at the cost of really exaggerating how many South Americas there are.

(https://xkcd.com/2256)

alt text: The text ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US with a lengthy footnote explaining that I got this tattoo in 2020 and not, as you may assume, 2001, but offering no further clarification.

(https://xkcd.com/2255)

alt text: I was actually a little relieved when I learned that JPEG2000 was used in the DCI digital cinema standard. I was feeling so bad for it!

(https://xkcd.com/2254)

alt text: There's some flexibility depending on your standards for measuring runtime and the various special editions. If you still want to have a party, I'm sure you can find some combination that works.

(https://xkcd.com/2253)

alt text: I never got around to seeing that movie about the battle (of Midway).

(https://xkcd.com/2252)

alt text: I would describe my personal alignment as "lawful heterozygous silty liquid."

(https://xkcd.com/2251)

alt text: After changing it back and forth several times and consulting with internet linguist Gretchen McCulloch, I settled on "ok" in my book How To, but I'm still on the fence. Maybe I should just switch to "oK."

(https://xkcd.com/2250)

alt text: Billboard's "Best of the 80s" chart includes Blondie's 1980 hit "Call Me." QED.

(https://xkcd.com/2249)

alt text: "Off-by-one errors" isn't the easiest theme to build a party around, but I've seen worse.

(https://xkcd.com/2248)

alt text: I'm compromising by picking a weird hill to lie on.

(https://xkcd.com/2247)

alt text: "The parisitism might be mediated by a fungus!" exclaimed the biologist who was trying to ruin Christmas again.

(https://xkcd.com/2246)

alt text: Any arrangement is an edible arrangement if you're hungry enough.

(https://xkcd.com/2245)

alt text: A tattoo of a tattoo parlor receipt

(https://xkcd.com/2244)

alt text: The heroes seem to be gaining the upper hand until Darth Juul manages to flip the switch on the car wash control panel from 'REGULAR' to 'PREMIUM.'

(https://xkcd.com/2243)

alt text: Water is thinner than both, and fire is *definitely* thicker.

(https://xkcd.com/2242)

alt text: I love Brussels Sprouts Mandela Effect; I saw them open for Correct Horse Battery Staple.

(https://xkcd.com/2241)

alt text: Not actual size, except technically at one spot near the left.

(https://xkcd.com/2240)