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2479. Houseguests 

title text: You can come on in, we're all fully vaccinated. Except the spare room off the living room. Don't go in there, we're not fully vaccinated in there.

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2478. Alien Visitors 2 

title text: "Although fresh juice DOES sound--" "NO! For humanity to survive we must learn from the mistakes of the past."

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2477. Alien Visitors 

title text: Stay right there, we'll be back in a minute. We've just gotta brainstorm some new wonders. Have you all figured out gears yet? Yes? Crap.

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2476. Base Rate 

title text: Sure, you can talk about per-capita adjustment, but if you want to solve the problem, it's obvious that this is the problem group you need to focus on.

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2475. Health Drink 

title text: You'd need to keep track of so many people! Would you use, like, Excel or something? Far too fancy for a simple country nanoenzyme developer like me.

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2474. First Time Since Early 2020 

title text: Gotten the Ferris wheel operator's attention

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2473. Product Launch 

title text: "Okay, that was weird, but the product reveal was normal. I think the danger is pas--" "One more thing." "Oh no."

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2472. Fuzzy Blob 

title text: If there's no dome, how do you explain the irregularities the board discovered in the zoning permits issued in that area!?

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2471. Hippo Attacks 

title text: It's cool how, when there's a number lots of people are curious about, but which isn't easy to measure, some random guess will get cited everywhere and become the universally quoted value. Unrelatedly, did you know there are 850 trillion waves in the ocean?

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2470. Next Slide Please 

title text: "I have nothing to offer but blood--next slide, please--toil--next slide, please--tears, and--next slide, please--sweat."

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2469. Astronomy Status Board 

title text: Junior astronomers hate getting put on board update duty, but someone's gotta make sure that stuff is still up there.

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2468. Inheritance 

title text: People ask me whether I feel any moral qualms about the source of the points, but if he hadn't introduced factory farming to Agricola, someone else would have.

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2467. Wikipedia Caltrops 

title text: Oh no, they set up a roadblock which is just a sign with the entire 'Czech hedgehog' article printed on it.

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2466. In Your Classroom 

title text: Ontology is way off to the left and geography is way off to the right.

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2465. Dimensional Chess 

title text: In Dimensional Chess, every move is annotated '?!'.

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2464. Muller's Ratchet 

title text: Who knew you could learn so much about sexual reproduction from looking at pictures on the internet!

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2463. Astrophotography 

title text: [One hill over, a competing astrophotographer does a backflip over a commercial airliner while throwing a tray of plastic space stations into the air, through which a falcon swoops to 'grab' the real one.]

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2462. NASA Award 

title text: The key to discovering life on Mars is to find someone who built a camera and landed it on Mars. Then you just look through the pictures for plants and dogs and stuff.

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2461. 90's Kid Space Program 

title text: NASA may not want to admit it, but at this point they ARE the 90's Kid Space Program.

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2460. Vaccinated 

title text: I built a model that combines local case rates and vaccination stats to estimate when it's reasonable to attend various types of party, but I forgot to include anything about where to find them.

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