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title text: I just Googled 'roomba sojourner mod' and was sorely disappointed. Be the change, I guess!

(https://xkcd.com/2433)
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title text: Manage cookies related to essential site functions, such as keeping Atrius and his sons imprisoned within the page.

(https://xkcd.com/2432)
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title text: I've lived in the present for my whole life and I'm not about to move now.

(https://xkcd.com/2431)
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title text: Plus a shirt that says "it feels like you're making eye contact."

(https://xkcd.com/2430)
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title text: "Cumulative number of coronavirus spreadsheets created over time" is a spreadsheet I am coming dangerously close to creating.

(https://xkcd.com/2429)
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title text: The best part of crashing a Mars briefing is you can get in a full 11 minutes of questions before they can start to respond.

(https://xkcd.com/2428)
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title text: If the first audio they downlink is from the descent, we probably won't be able to hear anything over the sound of the rover screaming.

(https://xkcd.com/2427)
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title text: Dr. Fauci is not permitted to have a cat, because as director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, his petting one would be considered giving aid and comfort to an allergen.

(https://xkcd.com/2426)
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title text: To ensure lasting immunity, doctors recommend destroying a second Death Star some time after the first.

(https://xkcd.com/2425)
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title text: "I think I'll pass. These days I have a hard time feeling comfortable in crowded bars with loud music and lots of shouting." --me, after the pandemic, but now for a second reason

(https://xkcd.com/2424)
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title text: If you tune out again, when you tune back in you'll be hearing about dusty plasma fission fragment rockets.

(https://xkcd.com/2423)
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title text: You know what they say: mRNA-1273 before tozinameran, you'll have to slay a banshee in a catamaran.

(https://xkcd.com/2422)
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title text: Soon, linguists will be wandering around everywhere, saying things like "colorless green ideas sleep furiously" and "more people have been to Russia than I have," and speech will become unintelligible.

(https://xkcd.com/2421)
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title text: If you had an oven bag and a dryer that runs unusually hot, I guess you could in theory make tumbled eggs.

(https://xkcd.com/2420)
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title text: I've never been that big of a hug person, but it turns out I'm not quite this small of a hug person either.

(https://xkcd.com/2419)
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title text: Scientists still don't know how marine biologists manage to so consistently bring up whalefall ecosystems, when relevant conversational openings are so few and far between.

(https://xkcd.com/2418)
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title text: We're worried that a regular whale will get into a 30-foot-deep ocean trench section and filter-feed on all the tiny whales.

(https://xkcd.com/2417)
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title text: What an incredible smell you've discovered.

(https://xkcd.com/2416)
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title text: To prove you're human, please click all the number pairs that appear together in your Social Security number.

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title text: Most of our universe consists of dark matter rendered completely undetectable by our spacetime codec's dynamaic range issues.

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