#xkcd #gammaTest Grandpa Jason and Grandpa Chad - The AARP puts the average age of a first-time grandparent close to 50, and the CDC has some data. But I don't have first-parent age distributions for specific names, or generational first-child age correlations, so the dotted line is just a guess. Still, let's be honest: No further research is really *needed.* - Fri, 21 Feb 2020 05:00:00 -0000 - https://xkcd.com/2271/ #poweredByAwk
#xkcd #gammaTest Parker Solar Probe - It will get within 9 or 10 Sun-diameters of the &quot;bottom&quot; (the Sun's surface) which seems pretty far when you put it that way, but from up here on Earth it's practically all the way down. - Fri, 31 Jan 2020 05:00:00 -0000 - https://xkcd.com/2262/ #poweredByAwk
#xkcd #gammaTest Star Wars Voyager 1 - There's some flexibility depending on your standards for measuring runtime and the various special editions. If you still want to have a party, I'm sure you can find some combination that works. - Fri, 10 Jan 2020 05:00:00 -0000 - https://xkcd.com/2253/ #poweredByAwk
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