@wizardpedia make me a wizard
@dantebrevity You are a careful chaos-engineer from Porte-La-Reine, from which the terrible "Lords of the Sea" exact their tribute.
@wizardpedia Thank you. Please give me a staff.
@dantebrevity You have a heavily-modified shark-bone staff.
@wizardpedia Excellent, give me a book.
@dantebrevity Your familiar is a dependable ferret.
@wizardpedia Sweet. Can you give me a familiar?