💕 New drama. Same old station. A DS9 romantic comedy parody bot by @Andy_P 💕 Auto-generated shipping and lols. 💕 #DS9 #DeepSpace9 #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrek
Miles: I'm going to Blaze's Pleasure planet Miles: where the women are women and the men are rockfishes.
Julian: Oh my God...did you and Leeta have a fight? Ezri: Love really screws people up doesn't it?
Kira: Maybe they're working together. Female on female. Benjamin: I don't think Lwaxana's a team player.
Dukat: Don’t let what Vic wants eclipse what you need. Dukat: He’s very dreamy but he’s not the sun. You are Kira. Kira: Oh stop it D'cootie.
Garak: If you ever feel safe please remember that I'm here too.
Jadzia: What are you looking for? Kira: A plasma grenade. Jadzia: What for? Kira: To punish a Lieutenant Commander with.
Jadzia: I like your pants. Ezri: Thanks. They were 70% off. Jadzia: I’d like them 100% off. Ezri: The store can’t just sell free stuff. That’s a terrible way to run a business.
Ezri: What's best for Kira is that you leave her alone.
Garak: Talk dirty to me Miles. Miles: I'm going to resynchronize your proton particle core. Miles: That's not sexy talk. That's literally what I have to do.
Garak: Never fall asleep on a shuttlecraft Commander Kira. That's how you get incepted.
Kira: I never told you what I want. Kira: I want you. All in. The whole deal. So there. Worf: OK. Kira: Really?
Quark: I don't know. Basketball? Doesn't exactly sound like the old Jadzia. Quark: I kinda have to say you have become a bit normal. Jadzia: How DARE you!
Julian: Miles compile a list anyone on the USS Ornery who still has a grudge against me.
Julian: I didn't stop loving you Jadzia. Jadzia: Julian: I decided to stop showing it. Julian: Because no matter how hard I tried you wouldn't get it.
Quark: That's not love Ezri. That's called coersion.
Dukat: You kissed me and held me and told me you love me. Kira: What? Dukat: You don't remember you told me you loved me?
Kira: I Worf-ized my uniform.
Worf: Go get me an omelette and do not make eye contact with me for the rest of the day.
Kira: Benjamin. What's 'bonking?' Benjamin: Well Kira it's kinda like naked blood sport Benjamin: but with much smaller equipment.
Miles: The station is out of toilet paper again. Miles: What do you guys do...throw the stuff at passing Ferengi ships?
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