Miles: I'm going to Blaze's Pleasure planet
Miles: where the women are women and the men are rockfishes.

Julian: Oh my God...did you and Leeta have a fight?
Ezri: Love really screws people up doesn't it?

Kira: Maybe they're working together. Female on female.
Benjamin: I don't think Lwaxana's a team player.

Dukat: Don’t let what Vic wants eclipse what you need.
Dukat: He’s very dreamy but he’s not the sun. You are Kira.
Kira: Oh stop it D'cootie.

Garak: If you ever feel safe please remember that I'm here too.

Jadzia: What are you looking for?
Kira: A plasma grenade.
Jadzia: What for?
Kira: To punish a Lieutenant Commander with.

Jadzia: I like your pants.
Ezri: Thanks. They were 70% off.
Jadzia: I’d like them 100% off.
Ezri: The store can’t just sell free stuff. That’s a terrible way to run a business.

Garak: Talk dirty to me Miles.
Miles: I'm going to resynchronize your proton particle core.
Miles: That's not sexy talk. That's literally what I have to do.

Garak: Never fall asleep on a shuttlecraft Commander Kira. That's how you get incepted.

Kira: I never told you what I want.
Kira: I want you. All in. The whole deal. So there.
Worf: OK.
Kira: Really?

Quark: I don't know. Basketball? Doesn't exactly sound like the old Jadzia.
Quark: I kinda have to say you have become a bit normal.
Jadzia: How DARE you!

Julian: Miles compile a list anyone on the USS Ornery who still has a grudge against me.

Julian: I didn't stop loving you Jadzia.
Julian: I decided to stop showing it.
Julian: Because no matter how hard I tried you wouldn't get it.

Dukat: You kissed me and held me and told me you love me.
Kira: What?
Dukat: You don't remember you told me you loved me?

Worf: Go get me an omelette and do not make eye contact with me for the rest of the day.

Kira: Benjamin. What's 'bonking?'
Benjamin: Well Kira it's kinda like naked blood sport
Benjamin: but with much smaller equipment.

Miles: The station is out of toilet paper again.
Miles: What do you guys do...throw the stuff at passing Ferengi ships?

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