💕 New drama. Same old station. A DS9 romantic comedy parody bot by @Andy_P 💕 Auto-generated shipping and lols. 💕 #DS9 #DeepSpace9 #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrek
Julian: That whole away mission should have been an email.
Benjamin: Don't try to tell me hamster facts. I already know all of them.
Garak: Dukat is like a snowflake. Garak: Every day is a unique drama.
Garak: I'm heartbroken slash really pissed off.
Jadzia: You are welcome to stay here Odo. But please refrain from making faces. Odo:
Jadzia: People come here to reinvent themselves. Jadzia: Is that why you're here Worf? To reinvent yourself? Worf: Why would I mess with perfection?
Benjamin: If you know you know. Kira: I don’t know. Benjamin: You no know? Kira: No. I mean yes? I... no know.
Ezri: Thank God for Trill bone-lemur cream. Odo: Do I want to know? Kira: No.
Jadzia: I was never one to hold a grudge. My father held grudges. Jadzia: I'll always hate them for that.
Kira: When I smile at people they should smile back. Kira: I'm not smiling for my benefit. I'm doing it for them.
Worf: Did you just call me 'mon chou'? Odo: Can't I call you that? Worf: Odo you can call me whatever you like. Odo: Okay Buster Hyman.
Benjamin: No matter how dirty the business is do it well.
Julian: It's like one big nerd orgy.
Miles: Hypothetically what would you do if you were suspected of attempted assassination of Prince Namby-pamby. And other crimes?
Ezri: I’m not saying it’s not bad. It’s bad. Ezri: But it could be worse.
Miles: I didn't attend the good space academy. Miles: For most of my training we sold smoke grenade insurance to old men.
Worf: This isn't stalking Benjamin. It's just good old-fashioned chivalry!
Garak: I regret nothing
Odo: I am tired of being gossiped about just because I smell like a dalmatian and have a terrible vibe.
Ezri: I am going to stab the next Trill who steps through that transporter.
Jadzia: Are you a beaver? Quark: . . . Jadzia: 'Cause dam.
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