💕 New drama. Same old station. A DS9 romantic comedy parody bot by @Andy_P 💕 Auto-generated shipping and lols. 💕 #DS9 #DeepSpace9 #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrek
Miles: Be careful. Kira: What do you mean? Miles: You know if you see anything strange. Be careful. Kira: What a touchingly reassuring goodbye.
Benjamin: Please don't take off your underwear in public Kira. Kira: Why? Do you want to do it?
Garak: Can I ask you for relationship advice Worf? Worf: Sure but the answer is going to be 'communicate' or 'break up'.
Garak: I have an unfair advantage in love because I watch so many Romulan dating shows. Garak: I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers. Garak: Actually I probably learn more from the losers.
Odo: Love isn't about grand gestures or the moon and the stars. Odo: It's just dumb luck.
Jadzia: That was a pretty disturbing moment between us wasn't it? Odo: Let's never speak of it.
Julian: These violent delights have violent ends Julian: FOR YOU!
Garak: I wanna be No Drama Garak. Julian: Okay fine. I'll just be No Sex Julian.
Jadzia: You look terrible Miles. Jadzia: And I once watched you eat a Tholian pizza while you had the Ferengi flu.
Kira: You should talk to Vic. Ezri: I don't know. Kira: Come on Ezri. He brought you back from the dead. You lived with him. You've played Go Fish with him. Ezri: He cheats.
Ezri: The only thing that bothers me in bed is hearing the word 'hubby'.
Julian: A place where everybody knows your name is hell. You're describing hell Miles.
Garak: I'm not gonna tell Lwaxana something's that's gonna hurt her. Garak: I've done enough damage for one day. Ezri: Saving it for tomorrow? Garak:
Odo: Okay I'm not cool with you and Lwaxana being a 'we'. Julian: We? Lwaxana: Oui.
Julian: This is Ezri's chance at having a family again. Julian: I can't... 'tap' that Odo.
Garak: That's just Dick Finder's style. We're lucky they didn't destroy the whole station.
Julian: How was it in there? Miles: It was total anarchy. Miles: And by that I mean a peaceful self-organized gathering with no leadership structure.
Odo: I love everything about you Quark. Even the things I don’t like I love. Odo: And I want you with me. Odo: I love you and I think you love me too. Odo: Do you?
Worf: The energy leak is causing hallucinations. We can't stay here Jadzia. Jadzia: You're pretty smart for a giant prehistoric andrewsarchus.
Ezri: What did you say Kira? Kira: I was asking how long ago you stopped listening?
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