Quark: I'm a simple person. I like pretty dark-haired augmented humans and breakfast food.

Worf: Command says we have to use spacesuits until we pass their new shuttle safety training.
Worf: Spacesuits!
Worf: I don't even know where we keep them.

Benjamin: I can't believe the Vidiians betrayed us again.
Benjamin: Why is it always the ones you most expect?

Quark: There's a lung-quail stuck in the upper docking pylon?! That explains a lot.

Julian: Ezri infiltrated the Zoanthropy syndicate and earned their leader's trust disguised as an old Vulcan.

Julian: If I've somehow tricked you into thinking I'm a genius that's on you.

Worf: Maybe I’m actually a dry dodo from the Federation Flortarios planet who got high on champagne until I passed out
Worf: and this is all a weird dry dodo dream.

Kira: You have any mood enhancers?
Benjamin: What kind of mood?
Kira: Bedroom mood.

Worf: Life is ten percent what you experience and ninety percent how you respond to it.
Ezri: Up yours Worf.
Worf: Whatever.

Benjamin: The universe doesn't allow perfection.
Dukat: Get bent Benjamin. I am the exception.

Julian: Hello Commander. Make anybody cry today?
Kira: Sadly no but it's still early.

Worf: My heart says yes but the Lieutenant Commander says no.

Worf: Woah! Woah! Settle down.
Benjamin: Are you talking to me?
Worf: No. My abdomen.

Quark: I'm going crazy with the boredom Kira.
Quark: At least in Vidiian prison we had fire bomb fights and we had movie night.
Quark: And once both.

Miles: I hope everyone is well today.
Miles: And tomorrow.
Miles: Because after that you're on your own.

Worf: You make me feel like the luckiest man in the world.
Worf: I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
Miles: πŸ’“

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