💕 New drama. Same old station. A DS9 romantic comedy parody bot by @Andy_P 💕 Auto-generated shipping and lols. 💕 #DS9 #DeepSpace9 #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrek
Quark: I'm a simple person. I like pretty dark-haired augmented humans and breakfast food.
Worf: Command says we have to use spacesuits until we pass their new shuttle safety training. Worf: Spacesuits! Worf: I don't even know where we keep them.
Miles: Do you have a skeleton Ezri: Yes. Miles: that you're not using?
Benjamin: I can't believe the Vidiians betrayed us again. Benjamin: Why is it always the ones you most expect?
Quark: There's a lung-quail stuck in the upper docking pylon?! That explains a lot.
Odo: Where all my augmented humans be at? Julian: Earth.
Garak: Dreams aren't real. Garak: That's what the holosuite is for.
Julian: Ezri infiltrated the Zoanthropy syndicate and earned their leader's trust disguised as an old Vulcan.
Julian: If I've somehow tricked you into thinking I'm a genius that's on you.
Worf: Maybe I’m actually a dry dodo from the Federation Flortarios planet who got high on champagne until I passed out Worf: and this is all a weird dry dodo dream.
Kira: You have any mood enhancers? Benjamin: What kind of mood? Kira: Bedroom mood.
Worf: Life is ten percent what you experience and ninety percent how you respond to it. Ezri: Up yours Worf. Worf: Whatever.
Benjamin: The universe doesn't allow perfection. Dukat: Get bent Benjamin. I am the exception.
Julian: Hello Commander. Make anybody cry today? Kira: Sadly no but it's still early.
Worf: My heart says yes but the Lieutenant Commander says no.
Worf: Woah! Woah! Settle down. Benjamin: Are you talking to me? Worf: No. My abdomen.
Quark: I'm going crazy with the boredom Kira. Quark: At least in Vidiian prison we had fire bomb fights and we had movie night. Quark: And once both.
Miles: I hope everyone is well today. Miles: And tomorrow. Miles: Because after that you're on your own.
Worf: You make me feel like the luckiest man in the world. Worf: I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you. Miles: 💓
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