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Does The World Cup Enforce The False Construct Of Borders Imposed On Us By The Ruling Elite? sports.theonion.com/does-the-w

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Obama Meeting With Contenders For 2020 Election theonion.com/obama-meeting-wit

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Child At Baseball Game Lost In Forest Of Cargo Shorts, Milky-White Calves sports.theonion.com/child-at-b

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Guy On Cologne Advertisement Must Smell Pretty Good theonion.com/guy-on-cologne-ad

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New Report Finds Fastest-Rising Cause Of Death In U.S. Is Losing Chess Match To Grim Reaper theonion.com/new-report-finds-

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Plan To Split California Into 3 States Earns Spot On November Ballot theonion.com/plan-to-split-cal

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Try This Military Workout To Get You Fit And Ready To Take A Bullet For Your Child theonion.com/try-this-military

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YouTuber Cringing While Watching Amateurish Early, Current Work local.theonion.com/youtuber-cr

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Where, O Where Will LeBron James Go? Whither His Future, Wherefore His Team? sports.theonion.com/where-o-wh

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More Bad News For Democrats: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Has Announced She Is Retiring From The Supreme Court To Play Miss Hannigan In A Community Theater Production Of ‘Annie’ clickhole.com/more-bad-news-fo

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Man Offended By Rude Female Coworker Continuing To Speak Over Him After He Clearly Interrupted Her local.theonion.com/man-offende

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‘First Date Going Really Well,’ Thinks Man Who Hasn't Stopped Talking Yet local.theonion.com/first-date-

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Man Solemnly Realizes There Always Going To Be Other Apartment Hunters Out There Smarter, Faster, More Cunning local.theonion.com/man-solemnl

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U.S. Birth Rates Dip To 30-Year Low theonion.com/u-s-birth-rates-d

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Probably Unnecessary: This Amber Alert Mentions That The Missing Kid’s Nickname At School Is ‘Big Lord Beefcake’ clickhole.com/probably-unneces

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Another Failure: Facebook Is Scrambling To Beef Up Security After Discovering Millions Of Users Who Falsely Listed Their Education As ‘School Of Hard Knocks’ clickhole.com/another-failure-

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How Will Justice Kennedy’s Retirement Affect The Supreme Court? politics.theonion.com/how-will

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Americans Set Records For Charitable Contributions theonion.com/americans-set-rec

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I Am Tom Hanks’ Next-Door Neighbor And Worst Nightmare. Ask Questions At Me About How I Make That Son Of A Bitch’s Life A Living Hell. clickhole.com/i-am-tom-hanks-n

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Black Twins Always Get Mistaken For Random Black People local.theonion.com/black-twins

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