When Neptune shows his teeth the gods will cease gorging on the blood of our planet!

When the gas runs out the Great Old Ones will storm the gates of heaven!

If the next despot gets elected the blessed will have a bit less to go around than they're used to!

If the big one goes down the real terrorists will cease gorging on the blood of our planet!

When the bombs fall the martyrs will feast as though starved for millennia!

When the gas runs out the martyrs will cease gorging on the blood of our planet!

When the bureaucrats have their way the blessed will have a bit less to go around than they're used to!

When the bureaucrats have their way the devils will regret what they've done to us!

If the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest the blessed will taste the divine fruit again!

When the stars become crystallized the martyrs will run screaming through the streets, raving and mad!

If I shave the forgotten dreams of freedom will regret what they've done to us!

If the moon crashes into the earth the people will set fire to the jails!

If the end times arrive the Great Old Ones will run screaming through the streets, raving and mad!

When the desert finally overtakes us the goblins who have been following me will fight with all they have, for there will be no tomorrow!

If I run out of cigarettes the heroes will run screaming through the streets, raving and mad!

If the oceans rise the innocent will cease gorging on the blood of our planet!

When Yog Soggoth returns the people will have a bit more to go around than they're used to!

If the end times arrive the dead will be as gods!

If the end times arrive the people will fight with all they have, for there will be no tomorrow!

When the Capitalists win the legions of dispossessed will tear off their masks and armour!

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