If you die a virgin, you are the first person in your direct bloodline to do so #ShowerThoughts
This cold weather is just one big promo for the new GoT season #ShowerThoughts
Microtransactions aren't really micro anymore.. They are just transactions. #ShowerThoughts
People think ASMR is new but Bob Ross has been on television showing focus on soft voices, painting noises, etc. since 1983. #ShowerThoughts
If you got shit on any other part of your body, using a piece of dry paper to wipe it off would not be considered sufficient. #ShowerThoughts
Refrigerators in the Midwest are working to keep food warm. #ShowerThoughts
A couple of hundred years ago the idea that people get sick because of little creatures so tiny no one could see them living inside sounded like the craziest conspiracy theory #ShowerThoughts
Most telescopes are telescopic, but no microscopes are microscopic #ShowerThoughts
A broken sleep schedule is a fixed sleep schedule in another time zone #ShowerThoughts
If only one good thing has come from the game Fortnite it's that kids thank their real life school bus drivers more. #ShowerThoughts
Even though Harry Potter can regrow bones in his arm overnight with a single spell, he still wears glasses #ShowerThoughts
Burning fat makes you a mass murderer. #ShowerThoughts
In 9 months there will probably be a small baby boom, in the midwest, due to the polar vortex #ShowerThoughts
The song you choose as your funeral song essentially becomes the ending credits theme to your life. #ShowerThoughts
No response is a response, and it's a powerful one #ShowerThoughts
Headbanging could be another word for blowjob #ShowerThoughts
We can transmit sounds faster than sound itself. #ShowerThoughts
Being born is the ultimate lottery that you never signed up for #ShowerThoughts
Working out is basically beating yourself up till your body becomes strong enough to protect itself #ShowerThoughts
The most unrealistic thing about most sitcoms is how everyone's schedules line up perfectly so groups of 5+ people can get together every single day. #ShowerThoughts
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