The last thing usually said at the end of every year is "one". #ShowerThoughts
Atoms vibrate. Everything you’ve ever sat on is a vibrator. #ShowerThoughts
If you live in an anti-vaxx family, the "10 year challenge" takes on a whole new meaning. #ShowerThoughts
People who begin their posts by saying they’ll get right to it and/or apologize for their long post are just making their posts longer #ShowerThoughts
Bombs in films would kill a lot more people if they didn't beep. #ShowerThoughts
King of the Hill is just Texas anime #ShowerThoughts
The amount of people that are older than you constantly decreases and never goes back up. #ShowerThoughts
The biggest lie we've been told is that school is a place to nurture creativity, whereas it really is the place that a child's imagination goes to die. #ShowerThoughts
The average person has 1.0765 skeletons inside them (math below) #ShowerThoughts
Unlocking your phone, forgetting what you were going to do, and locking it again is the modern equivalent of walking into a room and forgetting why you went to that room. #ShowerThoughts
Maybe Latin is a dead language because people were tired of randomly summoning/spawning demons in ordinary conversations #ShowerThoughts
Life could be worse. Flatulence could be contagious like yawning.. #ShowerThoughts
Since some people are always pregnant, the average number of brains in a human body is higher than 1. #ShowerThoughts
For every successful “before and after” weight loss image there must be thousands of hopeful “before shots” that never made it to a celebratory post. #ShowerThoughts
You can't lose a homing pigeon. If it doesn't come back then you've just lost a normal pigeon #ShowerThoughts
DC not having Man-Bat's Alter Ego be Dr Wayne Bruce is the biggest missed opportunity in comics. #ShowerThoughts
There are people still It from tag when they were a kid #ShowerThoughts
If Ice-T managed to drink his entire body weight in lemonade without peeing, he would turn into Arnold Palmer. #ShowerThoughts
Allowing a kid to take out 10s of thousands in loans for a degree with little to no viable chances of proper return is just predatory lending to minors. #ShowerThoughts
Since the Big Bang brought matter and energy into existence, the first children of the universe were Atom and eV. #ShowerThoughts
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