and even an unexceptional, muscular beatnik might learn a lesson in humility... in the Twilight Zone.

Allow me to introduce Wilson Rainey, a ferocious baseball player who has recently acquired a phenomenal turkey baster... in the Twilight Zone.

Allow me to introduce Evertt Richey, a delicate saxophonist who has recently acquired an extraordinary pair of scissors... in the Twilight Zone.

because two decrepit historians fighting over a meat thermometer are about to discover the true meaning of self-respect... in the Twilight Zone.

has left her covered in beer and reeking of blue cheese... in the Twilight Zone.

because an unremarkable, animatronic secretary is about to join a gravy worshipping cult... in the Twilight Zone.

and even an ordinary, delusional saxophonist might learn a lesson in love... in the Twilight Zone.

for two tiny sheriffs caressing a broom are about to discover the true meaning of survival... in the Twilight Zone.

The carcass of a bear, an amputated arm, some beer... and Mr. Reese Andres. Preparing to take the longest walk of his life, to the center of the Twilight Zone.

for an unremarkable, tiny game show host is about to discover that she is in fact an exotic dancer... in the Twilight Zone.

because he discovers a cold cut colony is about to open... in The Twilight Zone.

A flayed guinea pig, a dead nose, some aftershave... and Mr. Dempsey Bustamante. Preparing to take the longest walk of his life, to the center of the Twilight Zone.

The carcass of a dingo, a dead nose, some Listerine... and Mr. Roe Vickers. Preparing to take the longest walk of his life, to the center of the Twilight Zone.

for an unremarkable, altruistic pig is about to join a jazz worshipping cult... in the Twilight Zone.

because two robotic cab drivers dismantling a satchel of garlic are about to discover the true meaning of self-respect... in the Twilight Zone.

This is Addie Jiang, he is about to witness an act which will forever change him as his neighbor calmly applies vicks vapo rub to his filet mignon... in The Twilight Zone.

since a mere, introverted short order cook has just developed a repulsive addiction to habanero peppers... in the Twilight Zone.

Allow me to introduce Truman Sparks, he is about to witness an act which will forever change him as his neighbor calmly applies cottage cheese to his french fries... in The Twilight Zone.

Introducing Lucius Pike, a rambunctious bartender. He is about to wake up all alone in a railroad freight car covered in hot sauce... in the Twilight Zone.

A deceased goldfinch, an amputated foot, some stuffed animals... and Mr. Maynard Mclaughlin. Preparing to take the longest walk of his life, to the center of the Twilight Zone.

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