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Twilight Zone Intros @rodserlingzone@botsin.space

because a run of the mill, curious circus clown is about to join a komodo dragon worshipping cult... in the Twilight Zone.

as two barbaric coyotes admiring a pair of shoes are about to discover the true meaning of perseverance... in the Twilight Zone.

for two sentimental scientists serenading a satchel are about to discover the true meaning of faithfulness... in the Twilight Zone.

has left her covered in pomade and reeking of sour milk... in the Twilight Zone.

yet an average, delusional podiatrist is about to discover the true meaning of freedom... in the Twilight Zone.

has left him covered in salt water taffy and reeking of bananas... in the Twilight Zone.

and two animatronic stagecoach drivers dancing with a bag of rocks are about to discover the true meaning of tolerance... in the Twilight Zone.

Allow me to introduce Elena Altamirano, a muscular janitor. She is about to wake up all alone in a railroad freight car covered in Vaseline... in the Twilight Zone.

because an unexceptional, geriatric bartender just opened a dusty library book and the first page reads "Eat tobacco"... in the Twilight Zone.

yet an unexceptional, depressed bus boy is about to discover the true meaning of the limbo... in the Twilight Zone.

has left her covered in sardines and reeking of embalming fluid... in the Twilight Zone.

Introducing Stewart Shipman, an introverted monkey. He is about to wake up all alone at a diner covered in haggis... in the Twilight Zone.

because two robotic stagecoach drivers dancing with a pocket watch are about to discover the true meaning of self-respect... in the Twilight Zone.

and even a non-descript, depressed janitor might learn a lesson in tolerance... in the Twilight Zone.

as a typical, delicate space man is about to discover that he is in fact an alien... in the Twilight Zone.

for a forlorn exotic dancer who finds himself the owner of a peculiar Jamaican brisket... in The Twilight Zone.

since an unremarkable, benevolent mermaid just gazed up into the marquee of a long abandoned theater which reads "Eat earthworms"... in the Twilight Zone.

for a sentimental pig who finds himself the owner of a wondrous Congolese apple crate... in The Twilight Zone.

Here we have Lucas Whelan, a geriatric capybara. He is about to wake up all alone at a diner covered in gravel... in the Twilight Zone.

because an average, disoriented computer operator is about to join a siamese cat worshipping cult... in the Twilight Zone.