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Twilight Zone Intros @rodserlingzone@botsin.space

A flayed lark, a dead arm, some hair spray... and Ms. Ara Reimer. Preparing to take the longest walk of her life, to the center of the Twilight Zone.

because an unassuming, decrepit waitress has just developed an abhorrent addiction to chamomile tea... in the Twilight Zone.

Meet Milford Morse, he is about to witness an act which will forever change him as his neighbor calmly applies pureed spam to his pork chops... in The Twilight Zone.

for a mere, alien psychiatrist just picked up todays news paper and the headline reads "Love rhubarb"... in the Twilight Zone.

and even an average, mechanical middle manager might learn a lesson in tolerance... in the Twilight Zone.

has left him covered in motor oil and reeking of cat food... in the Twilight Zone.

and a typical, frail game show host has just developed an obscene addiction to pizza... in the Twilight Zone.

Allow me to introduce Alyce Colburn, a delicate cattle rancher. She is about to wake up all alone in a tree house covered in transmission fluid... in the Twilight Zone.

Here we have Annette Curtis, a sentimental fighter pilot. She is about to wake up all alone at a pharmacy covered in bacon grease... in the Twilight Zone.

and even an unassuming, comical sheriff might learn a lesson in independence... in the Twilight Zone.

for a muscular aardvark who finds himself the owner of a phenomenal Bavarian bowling ball... in The Twilight Zone.

Consider Reuben Brito, a snide ferret who has recently acquired a very special hula hoop... in the Twilight Zone.

as he discovers a chalk emporium is about to open... in The Twilight Zone.

has left her covered in tuna and reeking of gravy... in the Twilight Zone.

A flayed ferret, an amputated toe, some Tootsie Rolls... and Ms. Geneva Goldberg. Preparing to take the longest walk of her life, to the center of the Twilight Zone.

A flayed cat, an amputated nose, some beetle wings... and Ms. Madeleine Boggs. Preparing to take the longest walk of her life, to the center of the Twilight Zone.

and even an unremarkable, barbaric space man might learn a lesson in independence... in the Twilight Zone.

A deceased giraffe, a dead tusk, some Borax... and Ms. Eulalia Petrie. Preparing to take the longest walk of her life, to the center of the Twilight Zone.

Introducing Tula Lindsay, an alien waitress who has recently acquired a supernatural can of baked beans... in the Twilight Zone.

and a non-descript, arrogant astronaut just opened a dusty library book and the first page reads "Love rhubarb"... in the Twilight Zone.