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Introducing Betsy Kelso, she is about to understand what is the true potential of human depravity as her neighbor calmly applies pomade to her filet mignon... in The Twilight Zone.

has left him covered in soft serve and reeking of embalming fluid... in the Twilight Zone.

for a misguided carpenter who finds herself the owner of a spectacular Lebanese bowling ball... in The Twilight Zone.

has left him covered in chamomile tea and reeking of oregano... in the Twilight Zone.

Consider Kizzie Wingate, an eccentric fighter pilot who has recently acquired an astounding chest of drawers... in the Twilight Zone.

for an average, geriatric bus driver is about to join a toupee worshipping cult... in the Twilight Zone.

Meet Donie Zimmerman, a benevolent hamster who has recently acquired a very special pair of scissors... in the Twilight Zone.

Consider Lesley Roeder, a forlorn circus clown. He is about to wake up all alone in the heart of the jungle covered in walnuts... in the Twilight Zone.

for a rambunctious monkey who finds herself the owner of a strange Siberian thermos... in The Twilight Zone.

yet an average, frail computer operator is about to discover the true meaning of terror... in the Twilight Zone.

Meet Mal Royal, he is about to understand what is the true potential of human depravity as his neighbor calmly applies cottage cheese to his meatloaf... in The Twilight Zone.

for a mechanical astronomer who finds himself the owner of a miraculous Russian revolver... in The Twilight Zone.

Introducing Fredric Rueda, an introverted ham radio operator. He is about to wake up all alone in a railroad freight car covered in beer... in the Twilight Zone.

for a mere, rambunctious short order cook is about to join a shark worshipping cult... in the Twilight Zone.

as a run of the mill, benevolent opera singer is about to join a basket worshipping cult... in the Twilight Zone.

since a snide stagecoach driver will soon be re-united with a spectacular can of baked beans... in the Twilight Zone.

for a barbaric circus clown will soon be re-united with a spectacular picnic basket... in the Twilight Zone.

for an arrogant reindeer who finds himself the owner of an inexplicable Jamaican meat thermometer... in The Twilight Zone.

since an ordinary, frail astronomer has just developed a reprehensible addiction to lettuce... in the Twilight Zone.

as a non-descript, altruistic secretary is about to join a hairball worshipping cult... in the Twilight Zone.