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Twilight Zone Intros @rodserlingzone@botsin.space

and he discovers a puppetry emporium is about to open... in The Twilight Zone.

for a mere, self-centered beatnik just looked down to see a trail of ants winding themselves into the words "Listen to Barbara Patton"... in the Twilight Zone.

since an unremarkable, misguided bartender just gazed up into the marquee of a long abandoned theater which reads "Don't trust coffee"... in the Twilight Zone.

A deceased sea otter, a dead horn, some cellophane... and Ms. Tilda Delacruz. Preparing to take the longest walk of her life, to the center of the Twilight Zone.

for a simple, humble cowboy just gazed up into the marquee of a long abandoned theater which reads "Love the dinosaurs"... in the Twilight Zone.

as a depressed waitress will soon be re-united with a peculiar tin can... in the Twilight Zone.

as a typical, cybernetic hamster has just developed an abominable addiction to ghost peppers... in the Twilight Zone.

for a bashful bus driver who finds himself the owner of an incredible Bavarian pocket knife... in The Twilight Zone.

as an unexceptional, alien orangutan just opened a dusty library book and the first page reads "Don't trust barbecue"... in the Twilight Zone.

for an unassuming, comical sheriff has just developed an abhorrent addiction to beetle wings... in the Twilight Zone.

Introducing Floyd Harvey, a decrepit carpenter who has recently acquired an unbelievable pogo stick... in the Twilight Zone.

yet a simple, benevolent pianist is about to discover the true meaning of joy... in the Twilight Zone.

and even an average, robotic soda jerk might learn a lesson in independence... in the Twilight Zone.

and even a simple, muscular soda jerk might learn a lesson in love... in the Twilight Zone.

because a self-centered opera singer will soon be re-united with an unbelievable ship in a bottle... in the Twilight Zone.

as a delicate cab driver will soon be re-united with a monstrous satchel... in the Twilight Zone.

for two depressed morticians sniffing a candy bar are about to discover the true meaning of faithfulness... in the Twilight Zone.

for a geriatric astronomer who finds himself the owner of a wondrous Yemeni pocket watch... in The Twilight Zone.

A deceased gull, an amputated eyeball, some artichoke hearts... and Mr. Worth Esquivel. Preparing to take the longest walk of his life, to the center of the Twilight Zone.

since a depressed soda jerk will soon be re-united with a marvelous meat thermometer... in the Twilight Zone.