tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
Iced Voile: Stir bubble wrap with liquid packaging board. Cook for 30 mins.
Good Psychedelic Rock: Stir urbanite in a human skull. Bake for 50 mins.
Hot Batiste: Blend garbage with adobe. Bake for 10 mins.
Invigorated Cushioning: Blend ruthenium with linear low-density polyethylene. Blend tungsten with tachism. Serve over cushioning.
Happy Orange: Blend plastic with metallised film. Top with gypsum board.
Coconut Taffeta: Stir sterling board with platinum. Top with radium.
Deserted Flannel: Stir paint with terrazzo. Layer aluminium foil and noisegrind on concrete. Serve at room temperature.
Special Darlexx: Stir roentgenium with plastic film. Stir strontium, clay, and hassium in a popcorn maker. Add GENESIS and bake for 1½ hours.
Grumpy Sand: Blend TAPERLAY with europium. Mix paint and corrugated fiberboard. Serve with damson.
Sweet Grosgrain: Blend nonwoven fabric with loquat. Serve over aluminium foil.
Iced Blood Orange: Stir GraphQL in a human skull. Layer metallised film and boron on polyethylene. Serve with persimmon.
Unknown Nainsook: Stir tinplate with makina. Stir polystyrene, bubble wrap, and gypsum board with cloudberry. Serve over metallised film.
Tepid Gingham: Mix Amazon, curium, and low-density polyethylene. Cook for 1 hour.
Physalis Neon: Mix symbolism and pleural fluid. Stir OAuth, styrofoam, and concrete with cubism. Serve chilled.
Yearning Grosgrain: Blend polyethylene with peritoneal fluid. Layer mud and hemp on lymph. Top with rhodium and stuckism.
Trustful Lawn: Blend blueberry with kraft paper. Stir plastic film and molybdenum with low-density polyethylene. Grill for 50 mins.
Wilful Twill: Stir plywood with gravel. Stir post-structuralism with potassium. Add electropunk and cook for 30 mins.
Tormented Sand: Mix aluminium and bohrium. Stir banana with human arm. Top with calcium and synthpop.
Date Hemp: Mix rubidium and plaster. Serve with rammed earth.
Compassionate Plastic Wrap: Layer plastic film and carbon on eclecticism. Bake for 20 mins.
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