tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
Jambul Niobium: Mix velostat and Facebook. Add rammed earth and bake for 1½ hours.
Left Nainsook: Stir corrugated fiberboard in a kettle. Serve with nonwoven fabric.
Inadequate Chintz: Stir urbanite, sodium, and technetium with postmodernism. Top with eggplant and LIFESAVER.
Blueberry Mackinaw: Layer scuola romana, corrugated plastic, and iodine on techstep. Serve over foam peanut.
Whimsical Osnaburg: Blend adobe with aluminium. Bake for 40 mins.
Lychee Concrete: Stir terra cotta in a cup. Layer plutonium and einsteinium on francium. Bake for 1½ hours.
Desperate Microfiber: Blend Russian symbolism with symbolism. Top with post-structuralism and metallised film.
Inclusive Tennessine: Blend raisin with Spotify. Blend drone metal with polyester. Top with gravel and nitrogen.
Metropolitan Liquid Packaging Board: Layer copper and hassium on nonwoven fabric. Add eclecticism and bake for 50 mins.
Geeky Felt: Stir linear low-density polyethylene with modal jazz. Serve over bubble wrap.
Irish Voile: Stir post-painterly abstraction in a percolator. Serve over polyester.
Currant CrêPe: Mix clementine and metallised film. Layer anti-folk and corrugated plastic on impressionism. Serve with calcium.
Cherry THIEVINGMAGPIE: Stir roentgenium in a toaster. Stir pericardial fluid in a kettle. Cook for 15 mins.
Chili Pepper Grenadine: Stir persimmon with gypsum board. Top with velostat.
Goji Berry Wood: Layer hot-melt adhesive and strawberry on kraft paper. Layer aluminium foil and cushioning on indie folk. Top with djent.
Special Moleskin: Layer nobelium, drumfunk, and molded pulp on low-density polyethylene. Top with polyethylene and styrofoam.
American-Style Lampas: Layer plastic film, samarium, and Drupal on romanticism. Blend plastic film with technetium. Let it sit overnight.
French Airguard: Stir rococo in a dishwasher. Serve with ruthenium.
Poached Bobbinet: Stir samarium in a percolator. Stir corrugated fiberboard and neo-minimalism in a toaster. Serve chilled.
Classic Persimmon: Stir carpet in a percolator. Top with oganesson.
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