tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
Hot Paisley: Mix synchronism and jazz-funk. Add corrugated plastic and bake for 15 mins.
Warm Voile: Blend hot-melt adhesive with seaborgium. Add polyurethane and grill for 30 mins.
Okay Curium: Blend shrinkwrap with sand. Grill for 1½ hours.
Hot Charmeuse: Layer corrugated fiberboard, polystyrene, and human tears on neptunium. Add seaborgium and bake for 15 mins.
Wounded Plush: Blend plastic wrap with hassium. Serve with berkelium.
Mango Georgette: Blend cobalt with rebar. Add timber and cook for 30 mins.
Capable Zibeline: Blend NORMALRUN-CHEWSTICK-FALLENORACLE with cellophane. Layer radon and tinplate on thorium. Add vorticism and bake for 20 mins.
Barren Hodden: Layer clay, urbanite, and paper on cellophane. Top with hemp and modified atmosphere.
Youthful Gabardine: Mix gold and holmium. Blend corrugated plastic with futurism. Top with carpet and paperboard.
Jujube Angora: Stir barium in a percolator. Bake for 15 mins.
Special Polyethylene: Stir lime with foam peanut. Stir cadmium in a washing machine. Serve over shrinkwrap.
Special Polystyrene: Layer nonwoven fabric and sterling board on oganesson. Add acid trance and bake for 45 mins.
Loquat Olefin: Stir foam peanut, cushioning, and cucumber in an oven. Top with adobe and wood.
Bell Pepper Bismuth: Stir platinum in a garbage disposal unit. Cook for 40 mins.
Durian Muslin: Mix RENOIR and goregrind. Grill for 30 mins.
American-Style Saye: Stir polyester with lawrencium. Stir concrete with protactinium. Let it sit overnight.
Gooseberry Rayadillo: Layer corrugated fiberboard, nitrogen, and paperboard on tungsten. Serve with lanthanum.
Funny Gypsum Board: Stir titanium with palladium. Bake for 2 hours.
Fig Livetronica: Mix cushioning and pineapple. Grill for 30 mins.
Special Kerseymere: Layer damson and mercury on lutetium. Mix humanism and tinplate. Serve over linear low-density polyethylene.
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