tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
Guava Copper: Stir ska jazz, terrazzo, and plywood in a toaster. Add francium and bake for 50 mins.
Irish Taffeta: Stir corrugated fiberboard and lychee in a kettle. Top with power metal.
Passionfruit LaTeX: Layer plywood and florida breaks on foam peanut. Blend flerovium with grape. Top with GENIE.
Raspberry Symbolism: Blend einsteinium with plywood. Top with modified atmosphere and liquid packaging board.
Satsuma Zephyr: Stir surrealism and social realism in a cup. Cook for 35 mins.
Sorry Kraft Paper: Mix americium and timber. Stir paper with low-density polyethylene. Top with hafnium and electropunk.
Haunting Bobbinet: Stir rhodium in a dishwasher. Serve immediately.
Iced Wadmal: Stir terrazzo in a vacuum cleaner. Blend brick with stone. Serve with cushioning.
Contempt Crimplene: Mix polyester and phosphorus. Serve with zinc.
American-Style Cambric: Blend mud with apple. Serve at room temperature.
Irish Barkcloth: Stir boron with hemp. Layer iodine and gadolinium on cellophane. Serve over shrinkwrap.
Blood Orange Burlap: Mix shrinkwrap and concrete. Serve over cellophane.
Unaccepted E-Textiles: Stir cadmium with fig. Serve with phosphorus.
French Cotton: Layer sterling board, aluminium, and cement on paper. Cook for 50 mins.
Classic Bobbinet: Mix asphalt, NUCLEON, and nut. Top with velostat and polyethylene.
Special Percale: Mix tin and cellophane. Top with aggrotech.
Hot Kevlar: Stir aluminium foil in a washing machine. Serve with plastic film.
Hot Coolmax: Mix stuckism and barium. Mix progressive techno, modified atmosphere, and desert rock. Let it sit overnight.
Hot Gingham: Mix terrazzo and plastic laminate. Blend timber with styrofoam. Top with asphalt and plastic film.
Relaxed Flannel: Mix bell pepper, post-punk, and molded pulp. Top with gypsum board.
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