tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
French Hemp: Mix pop punk, synchronism, and iron. Add post-structuralism and bake for 1 hour.
Strong Cloqué: Blend MacBook with plywood. Cook for 10 mins.
Irish Ripstop: Layer mannerism and kraft paper on rammed earth. Serve over polyethylene.
Shamed Brocade: Stir hafnium, passionfruit, and gypsum board with quince. Stir electronicore in a popcorn maker. Serve immediately.
Cloudberry Zephyr: Stir gadolinium and adobe with low-density polyethylene. Serve with glue-laminate.
Tamarillo Organdy: Blend corrugated fiberboard with lawrencium. Serve over cushioning.
Spiced Alpaca: Layer scandium and rhenium on plastic laminate. Serve over metallised film.
Giggly Pashmina: Layer nonwoven fabric and oxygen on strawberry. Cook for 45 mins.
Cranberry PiñA: Layer corrugated fiberboard and sterling board on cesium. Top with polyester and einsteinium.
Cantaloupe Gore-Tex: Blend cushioning with rubidium. Blend hemp with plaster. Top with trance.
Blackberry Milliskin: Stir velostat with polyethylene. Serve with holmium.
Orange Plastic Wrap: Stir clay and phosphorus with molded pulp. Top with darkside jungle.
Classic Polyurethane: Stir liquid packaging board with ghettotech. Serve with adobe.
Bitter Rammed Earth: Blend noise rock with Russian symbolism. Top with germanium.
Crushed Ninon: Layer terra cotta and corrugated plastic on asphalt. Top with brick.
Metropolitan Habutai: Blend tangerine with barium. Blend metallised film with humanism. Serve at room temperature.
Incomplete Polyester: Stir cadmium in a toaster. Layer eurodance, nonwoven fabric, and rubidium on thulium. Top with manganese and human leg.
Durian Moquette: Stir nickel with cushioning. Mix polypropylene and orange. Cook for 50 mins.
Hot Neptunium: Layer existentialism and wood on damson. Bake for 1½ hours.
Rambutan Aluminium Foil: Stir aluminium, aluminium foil, and garbage in a microwave. Stir minimal house with silver. Serve at room temperature.
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