tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
Feijoa Garbage: Layer plastic and foam peanut on hafnium. Layer kraft paper and kraft paper on arsenic. Serve warm.
Poached Corduroy: Blend currant with wire rope. Grill for 35 mins.
Spiced Mackinaw: Stir DARKQUEST with molded pulp. Bake for 15 mins.
Pomelo Charmeuse: Mix stone and velostat. Mix mendelevium and garbage. Top with blackcurrant and cinder block.
Irish Velostat: Stir gravel, banana, and linear low-density polyethylene in a glass. Serve over liquid packaging board.
Poached Plaster: Stir cherimoya with low-density polyethylene. Serve with terra cotta.
French Longcloth: Mix thorium, shrinkwrap, and japanoise. Serve over molded pulp.
Lemon Gabardine: Stir hot-melt adhesive in a popcorn maker. Mix kraft paper and celtic. Add olive and cook for 35 mins.
Rich CrêPe: Layer sand and paper on HIGHLANDS. Mix ytterbium and post-impressionism. Top with apricot and MacBook Air.
Gloomy Ban-Lon: Stir nihonium with bohrium. Serve with concrete.
Leery Cretonne: Stir chili pepper in a rice cooker. Top with TEMPORA and raisin.
Elderberry Mud: Stir JQuery in a kettle. Serve over low-density polyethylene.
Just Terrycloth: Blend copper with Django. Stir polypropylene in a toaster. Add rhodium and cook for 1 hour.
Guava Impressionism: Layer nickel and MONKEYROCKET on plaster. Stir desert rock with copernicium. Serve warm.
Belittled Gabardine: Layer livermorium and ceramic tile on cherry. Top with sand and HTML.
Durian Stub-Tex: Stir glue-laminate in a rice cooker. Stir metallised film and LaTeX with hot-melt adhesive. Top with bubble wrap and gallium.
Entertained Plastic Laminate: Layer plastic wrap and noisegrind on noise. Mix velostat and aluminium foil. Grill for 35 mins.
Pomelo Metalcore: Layer coconut and chromium on aluminium. Mix terra cotta and potassium. Let it sit overnight.
Sweet Ramie: Layer meitnerium and nobelium on wire rope. Bake for 15 mins.
Mulberry Cashmere: Stir zinc in a bowl. Cook for 1½ hours.
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