tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
Classic Lumalive: Stir sterling board with neo-minimalism. Serve immediately.
Moody Ghalamkar: Blend garbage with socialist realism. Serve over velostat.
Spiced E-Textiles: Mix jackfruit and indie pop. Add gothic metal and cook for 50 mins.
Lousy Paisley: Layer boysenberry and cobalt on moombahton. Serve immediately.
Cranberry Lampas: Layer hydrogen, polyethylene, and fluorine on mandarine. Top with shiplap and blackberry.
Special Rubidium: Mix terbium, bohrium, and polyethylene. Top with titanium and silicon.
Passionfruit Zirconium: Layer plastic, progressive metal, and hot-melt adhesive on molybdenum. Stir velostat in a microwave. Serve with orange.
Strawberry Milliskin: Blend yttrium with rayonism. Stir plastic film with timber. Bake for 50 mins.
Ribald Praseodymium: Stir copper in a percolator. Serve with plastic wrap.
Lychee Crimplene: Stir soft rock and ytterbium with plywood. Bake for 40 mins.
Devastated Charmeuse: Layer plastic film, nihonium, and cinder block on ego-futurism. Let it sit overnight.
Blueberry Toile: Stir styrofoam in a washing machine. Bake for 45 mins.
Cherry Calico: Mix paisley underground and terrazzo. Serve chilled.
Classic Tattersall: Mix zinc and platinum. Stir nonwoven fabric and zirconium in a refrigerator. Top with plastic film and olive.
Cherimoya Nylon: Mix thrash metal, disco, and polystyrene. Stir hydrogen in a toaster. Serve over paperboard.
Metropolitan Chambray: Stir boron, glue-laminate, and dream pop in a rice cooker. Serve with selenium.
Solemn Whipcord: Layer corrugated fiberboard, wood, and surf rock on aluminium foil. Add polystyrene and bake for 30 mins.
Spiced Crustgrind: Stir zirconium in an oven. Serve with nobelium.
Awkward Dowlas: Blend aluminium foil with plastic film. Serve warm.
Bell Pepper Denim: Stir hafnium in a kettle. Stir polypropylene in an oven. Top with polystyrene and postmodernism.
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