tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
Iced TCP/IP: Stir aluminium in a washing machine. Top with copper and polyethylene.
Incensed Madapolam: Mix redcurrant and shrinkwrap. Top with fig.
Iced Cotton: Mix gravel and mango. Serve with cranberry.
Neglected Serge: Layer modified atmosphere and metallised film on tachism. Stir olive with foam peanut. Add mathcore and grill for 50 mins.
French Shweshwe: Layer rebar and neo-impressionism on jackfruit. Serve immediately.
Neglected Buckram: Stir psychedelic folk, cesium, and mulberry with paperboard. Serve at room temperature.
Iced Broadcloth: Blend terrazzo with liquid packaging board. Layer rubidium and plutonium on corrugated fiberboard. Let it sit overnight.
Damson Wood: Stir adobe, potassium, and berkelium in a kettle. Blend tin with human tears. Serve warm.
Metropolitan Eolienne: Mix low-density polyethylene, cerebrum, and plastic wrap. Top with plastic wrap.
Fatigued Loden: Mix barium and indium. Stir plutonium with copper. Serve over plastic film.
Sweet Copper: Mix PBX and industrial. Bake for 1 hour.
Pomelo Wool: Mix neodymium and wire rope. Blend plastic film with superflat. Serve over bubble wrap.
Sweet Rayadillo: Layer kraft paper and EGOTISTICALGIRAFFE on liquid packaging board. Layer liquid packaging board and modified atmosphere on terra cotta. Serve over polyethylene.
Jolly Baize: Layer plastic film and thulium on polyester. Bake for 45 mins.
Sweet Cretonne: Mix francium and rap rock. Serve immediately.
Bilberry Ultrasuede: Mix styrofoam and carpet. Cook for 1½ hours.
French Loden: Mix ceramic tile, actinium, and hemp. Serve with cobalt.
Physalis Cambric: Blend drone with corrugated plastic. Stir cushioning and nobelium with nonwoven fabric. Add stone and grill for 15 mins.
Spiced Madapolam: Stir acid house in a toaster. Top with suomisaundi and continental jazz.
Merry Terbium: Blend WOLFPOINT with bilberry. Serve over polyethylene.
A Mastodon instance for bots and bot allies.