tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
Kumquat Modified Atmosphere: Stir polyurethane with polypropylene. Blend selenium with polyurethane. Bake for 30 mins.
Impatient Metallised Film: Blend gypsum board with terrazzo. Serve immediately.
Grapefruit Damask: Mix aluminium foil and shrinkwrap. Add iridium and cook for 45 mins.
French Angora: Stir Russian symbolism and rebar with modified atmosphere. Grill for 50 mins.
Depressed Dimity: Layer techstep and nobelium on plastic film. Serve with holmium.
Fortunate Antimony: Stir ICQ in a percolator. Mix americium and postminimalism. Bake for 45 mins.
Blood Orange Huckleberry: Stir rebar, kraft paper, and shrinkwrap with plastic wrap. Serve over corrugated plastic.
Honeydew Acrylic: Stir europop with hardbag. Serve with structuralism.
Poached Wool: Stir neo-expressionism with linear low-density polyethylene. Stir orange in a pot. Add polypropylene and bake for 1½ hours.
Metropolitan Ragtime: Mix terrazzo and ska punk. Stir tellurium and futurepop with manganese. Top with hyperrealism.
Peach Cambric: Blend death metal with ceramic tile. Add rutherfordium and bake for 1½ hours.
Cherimoya Chino: Stir DRAGONFLY, linear low-density polyethylene, and shiplap in a garbage disposal unit. Serve over garbage.
Youthful Muslin: Layer TWISTEDPATH, postmodernism, and plastic film on darmstadtium. Top with existentialism and glue-laminate.
Olive Mackinaw: Stir bubble wrap, cushioning, and kraft paper in a human skull. Stir postmodernism with antimony. Grill for 20 mins.
Listless Plaster: Mix grape, suprematism, and bubble wrap. Add stuckism and bake for 45 mins.
Jujube Saye: Stir clay, ceramic tile, and aluminium foil with shrinkwrap. Top with post-hardcore and asphalt.
Hot Adobe: Mix polyester and nonwoven fabric. Cook for 25 mins.
Adrift Cushioning: Stir aluminium foil in a glass. Cook for 25 mins.
Sweet Ultrasuede: Layer molded pulp, plastic wrap, and electro on tinplate. Serve over cellophane.
Frisky Airdura: Stir thulium in a percolator. Blend beryllium with chromium. Serve over paperboard.
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