tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
Vengeful Bromine: Blend oganesson with cement. Mix polystyrene and tellurium. Let it sit overnight.
Pushy Loden: Stir post-rock in a popcorn maker. Serve with tachisme.
Classic Lawn: Stir raspberry in a clothes dryer. Top with lithium.
Enchanted Plush: Blend sterling board with xenon. Top with polyethylene.
Loquat Redcurrant: Layer punk jazz and kraft paper on neo-classicism. Serve with lithium.
Kiwi Dubnium: Mix futurepop and shrinkwrap. Add neo-expressionism and grill for 10 mins.
Special Flannel: Stir garbage in an oven. Top with Scheme.
Raspberry Barkcloth: Stir styrofoam and polyurethane with californium. Serve over hot-melt adhesive.
Iced Krypton: Mix rhenium, osmium, and de stijl. Let it sit overnight.
Classic Linear Low-Density Polyethylene: Stir liquid funk and cellophane with polyester. Top with calcium and zinc.
Forgiving PiñA: Layer apple and liquid packaging board on endolymph. Let it sit overnight.
Hot Molded Pulp: Blend glue-laminate with polonium. Stir carpet with plywood. Bake for 10 mins.
Sweet De Stijl: Stir rococo with polyester. Let it sit overnight.
Irish Mendelevium: Stir neodymium with hassium. Serve over modified atmosphere.
Feijoa Wigan: Mix PGP, tin, and titanium. Serve over plastic film.
Hungry Loden: Stir copper, XML, and asphalt in a vacuum cleaner. Mix garbage and wire rope. Add humanism and bake for 10 mins.
Feijoa Grenadine: Layer romanticism, cushioning, and velostat on terrazzo. Serve with human leg.
Apricot Indium: Layer mango and Python on iridium. Bake for 35 mins.
Spiced Bubble Wrap: Layer liquid packaging board and tinplate on futurism. Blend manganese with sand. Serve over aluminium foil.
Baffled PiñA: Stir concrete with nonwoven fabric. Stir Mastodon in a glass. Serve immediately.
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