tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
Eggplant Twill: Stir Objective-C with bouncy techno. Cook for 1 hour.
Goji Berry Charmeuse: Stir tinplate, nonwoven fabric, and cushioning in a dishwasher. Serve over bubble wrap.
Raspberry Cretonne: Blend disco with velostat. Serve over hot-melt adhesive.
Irish Tattersall: Stir californium, tantalum, and gravel in a microwave. Cook for 35 mins.
Provoked Aluminium Foil: Stir shiplap with mud. Stir jazz rap and darmstadtium with historicism. Add gold and cook for 15 mins.
Clementine Denim: Stir pericardial fluid, cinder block, and plaster in a refrigerator. Cook for 50 mins.
French Technetium: Mix carpet, carbon, and mercury. Serve over liquid packaging board.
Squashed Cotton: Mix paperboard and shrinkwrap. Stir yttrium in a popcorn maker. Top with strontium.
Dismal Mohair: Blend paperboard with nobelium. Blend foam peanut with urbanite. Cook for 2 hours.
Lemon Crape: Layer polypropylene and carpet on postmodernism. Add carpet and cook for 1 hour.
Relieved Monumentalism: Mix bubble wrap, paper, and actinium. Blend low-density polyethylene with elderberry. Serve with wood.
Plum Redcurrant: Layer neon and art rock on bilberry. Serve warm.
Orange Twill: Blend cellophane with selenium. Add aluminium and cook for 45 mins.
Stingy Chenille: Blend gravel with cesium. Cook for 35 mins.
Cantaloupe Jute: Layer carpet and tellurium on plutonium. Stir clementine and redcurrant with europop. Add palladium and cook for 25 mins.
Date Grosgrain: Layer acid jazz and neo-classicism on copper. Serve over hot-melt adhesive.
Special Zorbeez: Stir silver with nonwoven fabric. Serve chilled.
Eggplant Pomelo: Layer velostat and foam peanut on japanoise. Blend cranberry with hemp. Serve with low-density polyethylene.
Special Plush: Blend KLONDIKE with FORNSAT. Layer blackcurrant and quince on neon. Add gründerzeit and bake for 1½ hours.
Let Fustian: Layer concrete and hafnium on roentgenium. Blend terrazzo with vorticism. Serve over kraft paper.
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