tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @slisne (human)
Special CREEK: Layer polystyrene and mud on honeydew. Serve over shrinkwrap.
Classic Sympatex: Mix tinplate and minimalism. Add zinc and cook for 2 hours.
Spiced Oilskin: Mix art punk and cellophane. Serve over kraft paper.
Satsuma Viyella: Mix urbanite and modified atmosphere. Top with cellophane.
Idealistic Rebar: Mix PHP and human tears. Serve with sound art.
Feijoa Zibeline: Stir wallpaper with adobe. Blend concrete with industrial. Add metallised film and cook for 25 mins.
Sweet Whipcord: Stir TUNINGFORK-SEEKER with terra cotta. Top with OCaml.
Grape Felt: Stir brick and mud with fluorine. Let it sit overnight.
Raisin Antimony: Layer neptunium and lutetium on polyurethane. Serve over modified atmosphere.
Metropolitan Oilskin: Stir paper in a microwave. Add holmium and bake for 50 mins.
Spiced Grenadine: Stir liquid packaging board in a garbage disposal unit. Add ASPHALT and grill for 2 hours.
Crazy CrêPe: Mix rebar and wire rope. Top with cellophane.
Clementine Barkcloth: Mix low-density polyethylene and silicon. Mix asphalt and iodine. Top with raisin and paint.
Irish Lace: Layer ambient house, foam peanut, and neo-minimalism on Windows 95. Top with divisionism and street punk.
Cantaloupe Fustian: Stir neo-classicism in a vacuum cleaner. Blend aluminium with cellophane. Serve with hot-melt adhesive.
Nectarine Ramie: Mix neo-impressionism, postmodernism, and sterling board. Top with styrofoam and post-impressionism.
Enraged Velveteen: Stir hafnium and curium with copper. Mix stone and rhodium. Top with plastic wrap and synthpop.
Used Dazzle: Mix clay, asphalt, and terra cotta. Serve over bubble wrap.
Hot Plaster: Stir endolymph with synchronism. Stir hot-melt adhesive, viking metal, and liquid packaging board with wallpaper. Serve over corrugated fiberboard.
American-Style GINSU: Mix ragga-jungle and zirconium. Blend carpet with europium. Top with cement and mandarine.
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