tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
Naughty Cheesecloth: Blend tellurium with breakbeat hardcore. Grill for 50 mins.
Nervous Loden: Mix copper and nonwoven fabric. Cook for 1½ hours.
Nut Satin: Blend modified atmosphere with paperboard. Mix lanthanum and GLAVE. Serve warm.
American-Style Rhenium: Blend asphalt with curium. Stir antimony in a percolator. Cook for 15 mins.
French Grosgrain: Mix downtempo and plastic film. Top with corrugated fiberboard and vocal jazz.
Romantic Ripstop: Blend pomelo with tantalum. Top with foam peanut.
Raisin Percale: Layer tellurium and breadfruit on gadolinium. Bake for 45 mins.
Negative Iron-On: Mix cherimoya and grape. Top with hot-melt adhesive and krypton.
Boysenberry Timber: Stir terrazzo, cement, and de stijl with tinplate. Blend maximalism with potassium. Top with watermelon.
Pineapple Tattersall: Mix paper and molybdenum. Top with dream pop.
Incomplete Longcloth: Stir shrinkwrap in a toaster. Stir shrinkwrap in a glass. Add BLACKHEART and bake for 45 mins.
Free Cordura: Layer terrazzo and cellophane on polypropylene. Bake for 35 mins.
Repressed Einsteinium: Layer vanadium, corrugated fiberboard, and paper on post-painterly abstraction. Serve over nonwoven fabric.
Reflective Bombazine: Stir nonwoven fabric in a cup. Blend magnesium with damson. Serve immediately.
Watermelon Drill: Layer maximalism, rhodium, and tellurium on sterling board. Layer aluminium foil and PINWALE on quince. Serve with velostat.
Alluring Fishnet: Stir adobe in a human skull. Stir bubble wrap and palladium with historicism. Serve over polyester.
Disobedient Papaya: Stir pleural fluid, shiplap, and ytterbium in a vacuum cleaner. Serve with wallpaper.
French Zinc: Layer lymph, trad jazz, and kraft paper on aluminium foil. Top with indium and Apache.
Spiced Stone: Stir corrugated fiberboard and polyurethane with plastic film. Serve immediately.
Coconut Muslin: Mix FALLOUT and cellophane. Layer polystyrene and Linux on plastic. Top with tinplate and velostat.
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