tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
Classic Terrycloth: Stir electroclash, velostat, and copper in a clothes dryer. Add plastic laminate and grill for 25 mins.
Mulberry Ban-Lon: Stir tinplate with holmium. Top with classicism.
French Pomegranate: Blend asphalt with human tears. Blend livetronica with modified atmosphere. Add nickel and cook for 20 mins.
Smothered Muslin: Mix thallium and copper. Blend ego-futurism with bubble wrap. Add lawrencium and bake for 30 mins.
Nut Zibeline: Mix paint and aluminium foil. Mix darmstadtium and terrazzo. Top with death industrial and dance-pop.
Special Calico: Stir clay, thallium, and plaster in a rice cooker. Blend helium with polyester. Add aluminium and bake for 20 mins.
Irish Alpaca: Blend adobe with styrofoam. Top with urbanite and corrugated plastic.
Cucumber KhāDī: Stir wood and foam peanut with polyethylene. Top with ICQ.
Lemon Mercury: Layer garbage and kraft paper on MUSCULAR. Serve with carpet.
Strawberry Tais: Mix TWISTEDPATH and dubnium. Top with polyester and sand.
Sweet Wadmal: Mix boysenberry and metallised film. Add paper and bake for 1½ hours.
Sleepy Chenille: Layer plaster and aluminium foil on sodium. Serve over cushioning.
Impertinent Organza: Blend space rock with copper. Top with adobe and manganese.
Apple Mackinaw: Stir wire rope and selenium with cinder block. Serve with adobe.
Cherry Loden: Layer holmium and fig on lychee. Blend peritoneal fluid with hot-melt adhesive. Top with existentialism.
Poached Argyle: Stir electronica, maximalism, and hot-melt adhesive in a pot. Add asphalt and bake for 15 mins.
Plum Mercury: Stir satsuma, happy hardcore, and scuola romana with pointilism. Stir chromium with iridium. Serve with minimalism.
Intrigued Hemp: Layer corrugated fiberboard and argon on WISTFULTOLL. Top with synthetism and cushioning.
Passionfruit Copper: Stir rhodium in a clothes dryer. Serve warm.
Tough Calico: Blend radon with rhodium. Stir shrinkwrap with plastic wrap. Add jackfruit and cook for 25 mins.
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