tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
French IVYBELLS: Layer rammed earth and plastic laminate on social realism. Top with fermium.
Lifeless Mockado: Layer terrazzo and chlorine on lemon. Mix plastic and adobe. Top with C+.
Zealous Shweshwe: Stir nonwoven fabric and corrugated plastic in a microwave. Top with cucumber and post-painterly abstraction.
Blackcurrant Wallpaper: Stir rebar with molded pulp. Serve over cushioning.
Elderberry Livermorium: Layer primitivism and metallised film on existentialism. Serve with cesium.
Mulberry Rayon: Stir protactinium with terbium. Layer cellophane and carbon on plastic film. Top with garbage.
Sabotaged Gypsum Board: Layer polyethylene and sand on glue-laminate. Serve over corrugated plastic.
Jujube Voile: Layer terra cotta and velostat on phosphorus. Top with NIGHTWATCH and cinder block.
Chipper Mockado: Blend space disco with modernism. Add foam peanut and cook for 25 mins.
Cynical Ghalamkar: Stir antimony with dubnium. Mix plastic film, low-density polyethylene, and physalis. Top with WINDSTOP.
Orange Corrugated Fiberboard: Mix gypsum board, fluorine, and rococo. Serve over garbage.
Metropolitan Plastic Film: Layer styrofoam, rebar, and seaborgium on plastic. Serve over paperboard.
Shy Airguard: Layer power electronics, blueberry, and curium on livermorium. Cook for 50 mins.
Mulberry Bubble Wrap: Blend blood orange with plywood. Top with banana.
Boysenberry Twill: Blend clay with STELLAR-WIND. Serve at room temperature.
Eggplant Concrete: Mix paper, terrorcore, and flerovium. Add hot-melt adhesive and bake for 25 mins.
Awestruck Sateen: Stir moscovium with carpet. Top with corrugated plastic.
Mulberry Plaster: Blend aluminium foil with shiplap. Stir paint and Russian futurism in a rice cooker. Serve warm.
Classic Scarlet: Mix chromium and kraft paper. Blend paint with americium. Serve over garbage.
Iced Primitivism: Stir velostat in a human skull. Serve over polyester.
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