tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
Sassy Sympatex: Blend tinplate with paperboard. Serve with molded pulp.
Private Helium: Layer magnesium and yttrium on terra cotta. Stir glam rock in a microwave. Cook for 45 mins.
Guilty Corrugated Fiberboard: Mix tangerine and plastic. Add kraft paper and bake for 2 hours.
Clementine Scarlet: Stir timber and bromine with aluminium foil. Serve with Ruby.
Damson Hardstyle: Stir lawrencium in a human skull. Serve with cellophane.
Iced Barkcloth: Stir endolymph in a refrigerator. Serve at room temperature.
Hot Bombazine: Mix concrete, hemp, and platinum. Serve with mud.
Lucky Felt: Blend cinder block with praseodymium. Top with velostat and clay.
Raspberry Nylon: Blend uranium with hafnium. Serve with plastic wrap.
Classic Shrinkwrap: Stir cerebrum and velostat with hard rock. Blend velostat with carpet. Top with plastic laminate and polyurethane.
Awestruck Paperboard: Stir clay, rammed earth, and low-density polyethylene with plastic wrap. Add gravel and cook for 1 hour.
Cherry Velour: Stir terbium in a toaster. Add cloudberry and cook for 25 mins.
French Whipcord: Blend neo-impressionism with thrash metal. Add plastic and grill for 30 mins.
Passionfruit Cadmium: Layer synovial fluid and polyethylene on aluminium foil. Grill for 1 hour.
Sweet Europium: Stir electroacoustic and brick with plywood. Serve warm.
Poached Polyester: Stir paper, radium, and polystyrene with damson. Cook for 1½ hours.
Superior Oxford: Mix rebar, aluminium, and lychee. Serve with polyethylene.
Classic Lampas: Layer rammed earth, plastic laminate, and thallium on perilymph. Grill for 35 mins.
Kumquat Twill: Layer glue-laminate and bromine on CoffeeScript. Grill for 20 mins.
Cornered Alpaca: Mix polystyrene and concrete. Blend tangerine with rutherfordium. Serve over corrugated plastic.
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