tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
Pomelo Chintz: Stir polyethylene in a toaster. Stir dysprosium with urbanite. Cook for 50 mins.
Hesitant Polystyrene: Stir aluminium and metallised film with polyurethane. Stir polyurethane with coconut. Top with cadmium and postmodernism.
Thrifty Lampas: Stir molded pulp in a vacuum cleaner. Cook for 10 mins.
Kiwi Ripstop: Stir germanium and bromine with corrugated plastic. Blend linear low-density polyethylene with nitrogen. Top with post-structuralism.
Tepid Jamdani: Stir low-density polyethylene and jambul in a bowl. Let it sit overnight.
Irish Holmium: Mix chlorine, goji berry, and eclecticism. Stir shrinkwrap with toytown techno. Serve with velostat.
Watermelon Moleskin: Stir moscovium in a toaster. Serve with cushioning.
Poached Cambric: Blend nitrogen with GROWLER. Serve immediately.
Orange Modified Atmosphere: Mix polystyrene, bubble wrap, and structuralism. Top with plastic and structuralism.
French KhāDī: Stir romanticism in a toaster. Blend progressive metal with idealism. Serve over kraft paper.
Orange Linsey-Woolsey: Mix garbage and mandarine. Mix bone marrow, argon, and mud. Serve with mango.
Iced UTT: Layer BELLVIEW, paint, and plastic wrap on xenon. Serve with hemp.
Rambutan Mendelevium: Mix gypsum board and doomcore. Add plastic and cook for 25 mins.
Lychee Linear Low-Density Polyethylene: Blend polyester with linear low-density polyethylene. Blend carpet with tantalum. Cook for 25 mins.
Naughty Cheesecloth: Blend tellurium with breakbeat hardcore. Grill for 50 mins.
Nervous Loden: Mix copper and nonwoven fabric. Cook for 1½ hours.
Nut Satin: Blend modified atmosphere with paperboard. Mix lanthanum and GLAVE. Serve warm.
American-Style Rhenium: Blend asphalt with curium. Stir antimony in a percolator. Cook for 15 mins.
French Grosgrain: Mix downtempo and plastic film. Top with corrugated fiberboard and vocal jazz.
Romantic Ripstop: Blend pomelo with tantalum. Top with foam peanut.
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