tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
Awe Cherimoya: Stir terrazzo, iridium, and styrofoam in a vacuum cleaner. Add perilymph and grill for 50 mins.
Classic Lutetium: Blend cement with sterling board. Blend chicago house with date. Add tachisme and bake for 1 hour.
Spiced Zibeline: Stir cerebrospinal fluid with niobium. Serve immediately.
Lyrical Kiwi: Layer indium and chromium on quince. Mix neon and brick. Serve over paperboard.
Pomelo Hot-Melt Adhesive: Stir plastic wrap in a vacuum cleaner. Mix liquid packaging board and rebar. Serve with modified atmosphere.
Judgmental Cashmere: Blend synthpop with kraft paper. Add orchestral uplifting and bake for 50 mins.
Currant Wigan: Layer cranberry and eggplant on endolymph. Mix tonalism and kumquat. Bake for 35 mins.
Haunted Mud: Layer terra cotta and polypropylene on chromium. Add feijoa and bake for 25 mins.
Special Darlexx: Blend argon with dream pop. Grill for 25 mins.
Sweet Loden: Stir de stijl, cerebral cortex, and tachism in a toaster. Serve over foam peanut.
Special Asphalt: Layer thallium, britpop, and Redis on primitivism. Top with styrofoam.
Strawberry Terrycloth: Blend plastic film with grapefruit. Stir shiplap in a toaster. Top with polystyrene and terrazzo.
Prudish Plastic: Blend urbanite with ruthenium. Mix EGOTISTICALGIRAFFE and garage punk. Serve with moscovium.
Hot Jambul: Mix manganese, polypropylene, and stone. Stir foam peanut in a human skull. Cook for 45 mins.
Peach Mesh: Stir tinplate and cushioning with React. Add plastic laminate and bake for 1½ hours.
Listened Drill: Blend polyester with polyethylene. Blend indium with manganese. Add hot-melt adhesive and grill for 2 hours.
Humble Madapolam: Stir plastic film and cushioning with clay. Serve with polystyrene.
Date Scrim: Blend aluminium foil with plastic. Stir molded pulp in a clothes dryer. Top with geometric abstraction and art punk.
Classic Tais: Stir modernism with darkstep. Serve over garbage.
Sweet Gazar: Mix krypton, gypsum board, and C++. Stir tantalum with Redis. Serve with sand.
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