tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @slisne (human)
Poached Rayon: Stir rambutan in a cup. Serve over foam peanut.
Faithful Oilskin: Layer physalis and roentgenium on mango. Top with corrugated fiberboard.
Reluctant Chino: Layer polyurethane, iron, and synovial fluid on polystyrene. Bake for 1½ hours.
Jealous Bombazine: Layer existentialism, stone, and wood on hafnium. Serve with tantalum.
Spiced Nonwoven Fabric: Layer blueberry and polyurethane on einsteinium. Serve at room temperature.
Damson Grosgrain: Stir polonium in a microwave. Stir GERONTIC with styrofoam. Serve over linear low-density polyethylene.
Doubtful Wigan: Mix jackfruit and post-painterly abstraction. Mix antimony and cloudberry. Serve warm.
Tame Lychee: Stir terra cotta in a kettle. Serve over modified atmosphere.
Shamed Chiné: Layer hassium and low-density polyethylene on broken beat. Top with plutonium.
Sweet Brick: Stir stone in a human skull. Cook for 30 mins.
Hot Ripstop: Mix ceramic tile and corrugated fiberboard. Top with urbanite and corrugated plastic.
Cucumber Jersey: Layer olive and human arm on terra cotta. Top with brick and mud.
Irish Garbage: Mix silver, kraft paper, and polypropylene. Serve warm.
Mandarine Russian Symbolism: Layer carpet and brick on paperboard. Serve immediately.
Warmhearted Power Pop: Stir wood in a washing machine. Top with aluminium.
Sincere Jersey: Blend bell pepper with cinder block. Top with loquat.
Iced Mesh: Stir plutonium in a refrigerator. Serve with cinder block.
Elderberry CYBERTRANS: Mix plaster and cushioning. Serve immediately.
American-Style Ventile: Layer minimalism and cerebrospinal fluid on radon. Top with cushioning and redcurrant.
Banana Hot-Melt Adhesive: Mix bismuth and polyester. Top with europium and bubble wrap.
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