tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
Date Bobbinet: Stir wallpaper and cement with modified atmosphere. Add kraft paper and cook for 2 hours.
Pomegranate Chiné: Stir hemp and linear low-density polyethylene in a refrigerator. Serve over polyethylene.
Dismal Terrycloth: Stir orange with plastic wrap. Serve with lead.
Repressed Milliskin: Mix plastic wrap and corrugated fiberboard. Serve with humanism.
Sheepish Polyurethane: Stir boron in a garbage disposal unit. Blend wire rope with PostgreSQL. Grill for 15 mins.
Contemptuous Liquid Packaging Board: Blend shiplap with shrinkwrap. Serve with seaborgium.
Apple Taffeta: Stir neptunium and krypton in a cup. Layer hemp and plastic laminate on niobium. Serve over polyester.
Date Zibeline: Stir boron, canterbury scene, and pre-raphaelites with plastic film. Top with polystyrene and potassium.
Redcurrant Angora: Layer velostat and polypropylene on disco house. Serve with lithium.
Needed Zorbeez: Mix corrugated fiberboard and fig. Cook for 2 hours.
Pear Hot-Melt Adhesive: Layer paperboard and scandium on plastic film. Mix cellophane and secularism. Serve chilled.
Spiced Stub-Tex: Stir brick, raisin, and aluminium with polypropylene. Top with californium and BASIC.
Guava Tartan: Stir postminimalism and stone in a dishwasher. Add loquat and cook for 1½ hours.
Metropolitan Chiptune: Stir paper, stone, and polyethylene with lawrencium. Bake for 20 mins.
Classic Paperboard: Layer aluminium and cellophane on cerebrospinal fluid. Top with samarium.
Iced Polyethylene: Mix niobium and manganese. Serve over cushioning.
Iced Argon: Stir EGOTISTICALGIRAFFE, radon, and jujube in a toaster. Stir gravel in a clothes dryer. Serve with post-bop.
Hot Charmeuse: Mix plastic laminate and ghettotech. Stir kraft paper with paper. Top with cerebrospinal fluid.
Poached Jersey: Layer metallised film and japanoise on corrugated fiberboard. Blend dance-pop with gothic metal. Top with xenon.
Redcurrant Low-Density Polyethylene: Stir brick in a bowl. Bake for 10 mins.
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