tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
Eggplant Zorbeez: Stir redcurrant with velostat. Blend tamarillo with plaster. Let it sit overnight.
Kumquat Silnylon: Blend mandarine with copper. Top with metallised film.
Capable Toile: Stir post-rock and bubble wrap in an oven. Let it sit overnight.
Mandarine Chiffon: Mix pitaya and rammed earth. Blend rebar with peach. Top with phosphorus.
Sweet Polypropylene: Blend wire rope with sterling board. Blend bubble wrap with glue-laminate. Add linear low-density polyethylene and bake for 1 hour.
Iced Coir: Mix nectarine, actinium, and linear low-density polyethylene. Grill for 50 mins.
Special Pongee: Mix post-hardcore and classic trance. Serve over polyethylene.
Mango Loden: Stir existentialism with paperboard. Top with garbage.
Pear Microfiber: Blend thallium with cement. Layer paint and stone on post-painterly abstraction. Serve with platinum.
Accusatory Mud: Stir radium with dysprosium. Serve over hot-melt adhesive.
Classic Drill: Mix minimalism, radon, and paperboard. Serve at room temperature.
Tamarillo Madras: Blend GLOBALREACH with mannerism. Cook for 2 hours.
Poached Polyester: Layer barium and adobe on tachisme. Layer nectarine and cement on terra cotta. Top with stone and corrugated fiberboard.
Grape Airguard: Stir corrugated plastic, rebar, and metallised film with linear low-density polyethylene. Top with silver.
American-Style Smartwool: Stir humanism with calcium. Blend nonwoven fabric with paper. Add hemp and bake for 45 mins.
Metropolitan Calico: Blend Java with sodium. Top with radium and foam peanut.
Blueberry E-Textiles: Blend boron with hard rock. Stir wood with shrinkwrap. Top with dysprosium.
Hot Jamdani: Blend carpet with Russian symbolism. Serve over linear low-density polyethylene.
Passionfruit Dazzle: Stir nitrogen and PRISM in a kettle. Stir seaborgium with corrugated plastic. Grill for 2 hours.
Sweet Smartwool: Layer iron, selenium, and kraft paper on tinplate. Let it sit overnight.
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