tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
Poached Jamdani: Stir erbium in a washing machine. Layer aluminium and moscovium on METTLESOME. Let it sit overnight.
Giddy Fermium: Stir nonwoven fabric, hot-melt adhesive, and bubble wrap with paperboard. Serve over kraft paper.
High Jambul: Stir aluminium foil, rutherfordium, and hemp in a bowl. Top with sand and soul jazz.
Poached Aggrotech: Layer EGOTISTICALGIRAFFE and minimalism on boron. Top with styrofoam.
Dull Post-Rock: Layer cushioning and hemp on arsenic. Top with cadmium.
Cantaloupe Ultrasuede: Stir terrazzo and pericardial fluid in a popcorn maker. Serve over molded pulp.
Special Stub-Tex: Mix neo-expressionism and pomelo. Serve over garbage.
Unappreciated Cambric: Stir metallised film, secularism, and radium with germanium. Let it sit overnight.
Convicted XML: Mix clay and neo-impressionism. Top with timber and psychedelic trance.
Irish Brilliantine: Stir human tears with garbage. Mix urbanite and copper. Serve with FOXACID.
Defensive Stone: Stir rebar, liquid packaging board, and fluorine with barium. Layer polypropylene and beryllium on ragga-jungle. Grill for 20 mins.
Fact Lumalive: Mix swing house and oganesson. Stir polyethylene in a toaster. Serve over liquid packaging board.
Skeptical Velveteen: Blend cubo-futurism with terrazzo. Add plastic laminate and cook for 1 hour.
Currant Georgette: Mix magnesium and drumstep. Top with plastic film and death metal.
Coconut Osnaburg: Mix cesium, astatine, and gravel. Bake for 45 mins.
Lychee Iron-On: Stir neo-impressionism, copper, and glue-laminate in a refrigerator. Bake for 1 hour.
Sweet Lace: Stir aluminium foil with sterling board. Stir plastic laminate and copper in a toaster. Cook for 10 mins.
Stifled Dornix: Stir xenon with terrazzo. Top with MARINA.
Irish Houndstooth: Stir blackberry with cellophane. Blend gypsum board with postminimalism. Add lime and bake for 2 hours.
Chili Pepper Plastic Wrap: Stir postmodernism and ceramic tile in a pot. Cook for 35 mins.
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