tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
Loquat Chiffon: Layer helium, liquid packaging board, and berkelium on anarcho punk. Top with wallpaper.
Sweet Barkcloth: Blend wallpaper with liquid packaging board. Top with blueberry.
Reconciled Airdura: Mix plastic and bismuth. Top with liquid packaging board.
French Tais: Mix polyethylene and SNAPE. Layer plastic film and tamarillo on adobe. Serve with hydrogen.
Kumquat Elderberry: Stir clay with crossover thrash. Mix copper, samarium, and monumentalism. Top with socialist realism and FIREWALK.
Inattentive Shweshwe: Stir nonwoven fabric, pericardial fluid, and renaissance in a glass. Top with copper and corrugated plastic.
Overworked Power Pop: Stir modified atmosphere, europop, and asphalt in a bowl. Add chromium and cook for 1½ hours.
Forgiving Dowlas: Stir cushioning in a toaster. Serve with post-minimalism.
Honeydew Wood: Stir cushioning and polyester in a washing machine. Mix rebar and silicon. Top with cement.
Sweet Alpaca: Blend speedcore with currant. Blend gadolinium with terbium. Cook for 30 mins.
Spiced CrêPe: Layer post-bop and perilymph on plastic wrap. Mix thallium, lutetium, and dutch house. Serve with suprematism.
Avocado Gingham: Stir bell pepper and blackberry in a pot. Serve over paperboard.
French Molded Pulp: Layer boysenberry and lithium on social realism. Serve over polyester.
Classic Carpet: Stir pericardial fluid in a popcorn maker. Add promethium and cook for 45 mins.
Vicious Milliskin: Stir ceramic tile in a percolator. Top with futurism and tinplate.
Classic Bismuth: Blend HALLUXWATER with sterling board. Top with CYBERTRANS and plywood.
Feijoa Bobbinet: Blend mud with Hipchat. Serve with paint.
Kumquat Mesh: Blend post-painterly abstraction with low-density polyethylene. Add BLUEZEPHYR and grill for 20 mins.
Entertained Cheesecloth: Stir polyester in a washing machine. Mix cushioning, acid jazz, and pomegranate. Serve immediately.
Not Acrylic: Stir mendelevium in a clothes dryer. Layer polyurethane and styrofoam on helium. Serve over polypropylene.
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