tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
Passionfruit Liquid Packaging Board: Stir polystyrene with glue-laminate. Top with noise rock and jumpstyle.
Metropolitan Mockado: Blend iridium with cherry. Grill for 15 mins.
Cherry Olefin: Stir kumquat with rammed earth. Stir californium in a refrigerator. Serve over aluminium foil.
Iced Dornix: Mix metallised film and wallpaper. Top with foam peanut and styrofoam.
Spiced Scrim: Blend scandium with fermium. Bake for 45 mins.
Apricot Airguard: Layer velostat and existentialism on linear low-density polyethylene. Serve with molded pulp.
Poached Chiné: Blend fig with GJALLER. Stir symbolism, ceramic tile, and modernism with fluorine. Serve over nonwoven fabric.
Special Thulium: Stir industrial with peritoneal fluid. Stir sufi rock, social realism, and wallpaper in a pot. Serve with tungsten.
Lime Wigan: Layer YouTube, eggplant, and molded pulp on mendelevium. Grill for 45 mins.
Sweet Mockado: Stir neo-impressionism in an oven. Top with LUSTRE and bubble wrap.
Passionfruit Feijoa: Layer foam peanut and nonwoven fabric on polyester. Cook for 20 mins.
Callous Cheesecloth: Mix watermelon and hemp. Serve with oganesson.
Strawberry Styrofoam: Stir metallised film in an oven. Serve over cellophane.
Lime Corrugated Fiberboard: Layer metallised film and rebar on metallised film. Stir calcium with polyethylene. Serve immediately.
Incompetent Aluminium: Stir neo-expressionism in a toaster. Top with glue-laminate.
Cloudberry Polyester: Blend stone with styrofoam. Mix silicon and gypsum board. Top with hard rock and plastic film.
Submissive Plastic Wrap: Stir TRACFIN in a refrigerator. Bake for 25 mins.
Painful Taffeta: Mix chinese rock and argon. Bake for 1½ hours.
Spiced Barkcloth: Mix IRATEMONK, vocal house, and aluminium. Add xenon and bake for 1½ hours.
American-Style Calico: Layer copper and futurism on clay. Stir lead and pericardial fluid in a microwave. Top with plastic.
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