tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
Spiced Illusionism: Layer cerebral cortex and brick on paint. Layer acid techno and wallpaper on terrazzo. Serve immediately.
Papaya Charmeuse: Blend tin with plywood. Serve chilled.
Iced Rebar: Stir styrofoam in an oven. Serve over low-density polyethylene.
Nightmarish Cashmere: Stir ceramic tile with macOS. Add plastic laminate and grill for 2 hours.
Blueberry Chino: Blend polyethylene with emacs. Serve with neo-swing.
Poached Ultrasuede: Stir minimalism, tachisme, and dubnium in a cup. Blend sterling board with promethium. Serve over low-density polyethylene.
Impatient Lumalive: Layer minimal and wallpaper on corrugated fiberboard. Let it sit overnight.
Pitaya E-Textiles: Stir remodernism, astatine, and wire rope with bubble wrap. Let it sit overnight.
Despair Smartwool: Stir gold, radium, and nonwoven fabric in a human skull. Layer watermelon and thorium on GENESIS. Serve warm.
Mango Renaissance: Layer dubstep and rammed earth on kiwi. Layer perilymph and polonium on dark electro. Serve warm.
Iced Cinder Block: Blend carbon with disco house. Layer oxygen and ytterbium on cellophane. Cook for 40 mins.
Lemon Challis: Stir urbanite in a human skull. Serve over metallised film.
Haunted Sympatex: Stir tantalum with polyester. Stir metallised film in a human skull. Add sulfur and bake for 1 hour.
Irish Taffeta: Stir cinder block in a kettle. Serve immediately.
Liable Shiplap: Stir rebar and cerebrum with ytterbium. Serve at room temperature.
Passionate Wigan: Blend velostat with hemp. Stir expressionism with seaborgium. Top with tachisme.
Mandarine Denim: Stir cesium in a toaster. Serve immediately.
Hot Humanism: Mix mud and styrofoam. Layer polyethylene and renaissance on techno. Add gooseberry and cook for 45 mins.
Sweet Protactinium: Layer blackberry and paper on cellophane. Bake for 10 mins.
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