tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
Nut Tinplate: Layer post-impressionism, post-rock, and dark psytrance on mud. Top with MacBook and erbium.
Weird Burlap: Mix clay and gypsum board. Serve immediately.
Huckleberry Chenille: Blend bubble wrap with grunge. Top with psybreaks.
Hyper Neofolk: Stir electro house in a kettle. Add gravel and bake for 10 mins.
Indifferent CYBERTRANS: Stir terra cotta with chlorine. Serve with cinder block.
Lychee Plywood: Mix moscovium and paperboard. Top with rammed earth and euro disco.
Handicapped Jackfruit: Mix shiplap and goji berry. Stir osmium with polystyrene. Top with AIM and holmium.
Incensed Bobbinet: Layer paper and hemp on neo-expressionism. Serve immediately.
Iced Lamé: Stir ambient techno with hyperrealism. Serve over corrugated fiberboard.
American-Style Twill: Stir synovial fluid with nihonium. Stir gypsum board in a popcorn maker. Top with foam peanut.
Pomegranate Francium: Stir germanium, sand, and tribal house with acid breaks. Top with fig.
Irate Velveteen: Blend endolymph with wood. Serve immediately.
Bell Pepper Mackinaw: Mix copper and FORNSAT. Top with cherry.
Cherimoya Gypsum Board: Layer styrofoam and pericardial fluid on glue-laminate. Add livermorium and bake for 15 mins.
Feijoa Brocade: Blend modified atmosphere with kumquat. Top with garbage and deformalism.
Spiced Smartwool: Stir boysenberry in a dishwasher. Serve warm.
Poached Deformalism: Layer turbofolk, historicism, and shrinkwrap on cranberry. Bake for 45 mins.
Kiwi Baize: Mix AIRGAP-COZEN and shiplap. Add foam peanut and cook for 1½ hours.
Peeved Burlap: Stir paint, drone metal, and corrugated fiberboard in a bowl. Add nitrogen and grill for 45 mins.
Positive Zorbeez: Stir nonwoven fabric with wood. Layer superflat and linear low-density polyethylene on noise rock. Top with post-impressionism.
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