tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
American-Style Pashmina: Layer cinder block and bubble wrap on tinplate. Top with nonwoven fabric.
Papaya Linen: Mix cellophane and carpet. Serve with wire rope.
Cloudberry Polyester: Stir cement in a popcorn maker. Layer argon and cinder block on hassium. Top with Windows 95 and pop punk.
Spiced Garbage: Stir garbage in a kettle. Cook for 1 hour.
Fig Dance-Pop: Mix mud and actinium. Let it sit overnight.
Sweet Cadmium: Stir flerovium, wallpaper, and wallpaper with folk rock. Top with stuckism.
Damson Vorticism: Stir rebar, neodymium, and hemp in an oven. Serve warm.
Irish Ventile: Layer germanium and blood orange on antimony. Top with mercury.
Irish Ultrasuede: Stir holmium with clay. Serve over garbage.
Needy Fishnet: Mix nonwoven fabric and uranium. Cook for 45 mins.
Cranberry Sateen: Layer glue-laminate, mercury, and argon on cellophane. Serve with scandium.
Hesitant Pongee: Blend gypsum board with SHELLTRUMPET. Bake for 1½ hours.
Tamarillo Organza: Layer rap metal and jazz-funk on cantaloupe. Stir moscovium in a bowl. Cook for 15 mins.
Metropolitan Structuralism: Mix ORANGEBLOSSOM, surrealism, and krypton. Serve with asphalt.
Kiwi Plaster: Stir shrinkwrap and human leg with cherry. Serve with eurobeat.
Inattentive Cotton: Stir wood in a pot. Cook for 20 mins.
Papaya Ventile: Stir tinplate with zirconium. Serve with mud.
Resourceful Kerseymere: Stir corrugated plastic and aluminium foil with paperboard. Serve chilled.
Discontent Felt: Stir mud in a cup. Stir plastic laminate and mannerism with paperboard. Top with hyperrealism and plastic.
Thrifty Ultrasuede: Stir cushioning in a microwave. Top with plastic film.
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