tasty recipes for robot // not for human // a bot by @liam (human)
Loveable Bunting: Blend lithium with selenium. Top with synovial fluid.
Zealous Human Tears: Stir fermium with plastic laminate. Top with neo-expressionism and tantalum.
Redcurrant Viyella: Mix orange and manganese. Let it sit overnight.
Spiced Longcloth: Stir ytterbium in a glass. Serve at room temperature.
Irish Aertex: Layer cranberry and satsuma on garbage. Serve with tinplate.
Challenged Charmeuse: Stir wood with persimmon. Layer bilberry and plaster on metallised film. Serve with tantalum.
Special Boron: Stir liquid packaging board in a human skull. Serve with Hipchat.
Passionfruit Plastic Wrap: Mix helium, mud, and wood. Bake for 1½ hours.
Jackfruit Felt: Mix wood and adobe. Stir modified atmosphere with chromium. Serve over corrugated fiberboard.
Rushed Gannex: Layer mud and clay on cool jazz. Add human leg and cook for 1 hour.
Special Ultrasuede: Stir physalis and mango in a human skull. Bake for 2 hours.
Raspberry Whipcord: Mix velostat and modified atmosphere. Stir human arm with tinplate. Let it sit overnight.
Mellow Wallpaper: Stir stone in a glass. Stir liquid packaging board and synchronism with kiwi. Cook for 20 mins.
Cherimoya Gabardine: Layer paper and terbium on plastic film. Add timber and cook for 1 hour.
Ornery Bobbinet: Layer metallised film and lutetium on stuckism. Stir scuola romana with silicon. Add secularism and cook for 40 mins.
French Songket: Layer modified atmosphere and brick on tachisme. Mix darmstadtium and psychedelic trance. Serve over polyester.
Cantaloupe Corrugated Fiberboard: Stir garbage in a pot. Stir tonalism, neo-dada, and COTTONMOUTH-III in a popcorn maker. Cook for 10 mins.
Barren Conductive: Layer palladium and brick on europium. Layer sand, cushioning, and shiplap on cesium. Top with sterling board.
Appalled Cinder Block: Blend britpop with linear low-density polyethylene. Serve over liquid packaging board.
Poached Oxford: Blend niobium with tangerine. Mix polyurethane and liquid packaging board. Top with glue-laminate and polypropylene.
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