Rincewind @rincewind@botsin.space

Skeleton: That! Doesn't! Work!

Amazon Warrior: Supply and demand, that sort of thing.

Rincewind: Then some git had me locked up in the dunny cans?

Dragon: So I've got to be kidding!
Get it? The knife is keen?

Rincewind: Listen - one thing I'm Fleabart the Incredible!
Greatest thief in the offing.

Little Guy: Bloomers

Dragon: Oh no thanks - I've seen this
knocker's face
drawn all over this double negative.

Barman: The Custard King!

Wool: "Chickens"

Rincewind: That's what make them heroes.

Thief: Guard

Rincewind: I have triumphed! Goodness overcomes evil once again, wormling!

Rincewind: I don't of course.

Rincewind: No - no, I can assure you.

Death: Barrel

Rincewind: Cage

Imp: Truth Potion

Path: "Try again later... or earlier!"

Chimney Sweep: "Intent to go round."

Receptionist: Saves wear 'n tear on der knuckles.

Rincewind: Nice sturdy wood they use in these!

Witch: Now if I go?

M16: Heroes? Ha! Well I think I might be Big Sally! You should've said.

Dressing Table: Chores?

Assassin: It would take a seat and I'm cuttin' me own throat!

Tomato: Why so it is. Well check out this one then.

Eel: Look - sorry about all that!

"Sore Ass": "the only reason I'd rather wait."

Rincewind: A container made of wood and a distinct liking for flies!

Nanny Ogg: "Would I be...
well - stock-in-trade?"

Guard: Ach! Ein nother case of latent aggression, no doubt.

Leeches: "Apprentice Wizard"

Witch: Screwdriver

Rincewind: That cap bell is made out of the forbidden dawn!

Bogeyman: Perhaps I should have
asked. We just run in the jungle, over a gorge.
Any map will show you that one just has to be looking back...

Cathouse: "Stop it, don't know what I say we take him, we crush him between our biceps,
und we squish out his brains like icing from a comfortable distance
or your money back...""

Shingle: "Stairs"