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A selection of Good Content from that infernal website.
all blame to: @benj_red
Will repost every year.
https://twitter.com/BigBenherover/status/1013118217865199618
me: interested in how the sun shines in our new apartment
boyfriend:
https://twitter.com/Colleen_Wright/status/1012798369138446336
“We live in capitalism, its power seems inescapable – but then, so did the divine right of kings.” –Ursula K. Le Guin
https://twitter.com/haymarketbooks/status/1013476400534257664
“I’m socially liberal but fiscally conservative” sure is a catchy way to say “yeah I guess I can pretend to care about marginalized folks as long as there are economic systems in place to keep them marginalized”
https://twitter.com/emilyhoven/status/1012962193518686209
The Birth Of Twitter
EXECUTIVE 1: How about a site where, when news break people could all make the same exact joke.
EXECUTIVE 2: And then a D-List Celebrity could repeat it a day later and get all the attention!
EXECUTIVE 3 (IN FULL NAZI REGALIA): May I make a suggestion?
https://twitter.com/HunterFelt/status/1012877871860322304
"What a beautiful fortune!
What a beautiful fortune," said Elon Musk to Jeff Bezos
"And yes, but what a shame
What a shame the only place to spend is space"
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
Helping the goddamn poor"
https://twitter.com/Azure_Husky/status/1012745050030329856
Maxine Waters was lectured by white elites on both the Right & Left for encouraging peaceful protest.
As a result, she has received death threats and been forced to cancel events.
But Sarah Sanders gets extra security because she didn’t get to gorge at Red Hen.
#WHITEPRIVILEGE
https://twitter.com/KaivanShroff/status/1012900991820328961
This will never stop being my favorite sign. #FamiliesBelongTogetherMarch
https://twitter.com/ChuckModi1/status/1013089693448142848
Treat every election like it’s the last one you’ll ever have.
https://twitter.com/davidhogg111/status/1013157312247279617
hot things to say during the sex:
- inventory is full
- out of range
- i can’t do that here
- that spell isn’t ready yet
- i need to target something first
- it’s too far away
- not enough mana
- i can’t carry anymore
- warning, critical health
- now’s not the time to use that
https://twitter.com/laurakilliany/status/1012551086966788096
Pride month is almost over.
Next is Wrath.
https://twitter.com/debaucherie/status/1013070668651376640
help my town has been captured by MS-14 it's one stronger than MS-13 and they are demanding Donald Trump send his strongest ICE champion
https://twitter.com/JohnnyMcNulty/status/1013131451871744002
kingdom hearts chain of memories is the greatest work of metatext in video games, as the plot is a bunch of people standing around and trying to remember what the fuck was the plot of kingdom hearts
https://twitter.com/headfallsoff/status/1013140642401222656
pitching a new show where gays exact retribution on those who deserve it called "queer eye for an eye"
https://twitter.com/Kristen_Arnett/status/1012716249070166017
based on this:
https://twitter.com/Burgabossu/status/1012394125847482368
↪ Her: when you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was exp-
Me: *holds up 8 of hearts* is this your card
Her: *softly* holy shit
Capitalists: capitalism is the only system that lets you chase your dreams
Also capitalists: fuck art degrees, history degrees, literature degrees, or any other degree that’s not profitable for capitalists to take advantage of
https://twitter.com/pbnshah/status/1012786218373926915
still thinking about that joke
player 1: yo so what's your HP
DM: whoa this is all in universe you can't just ask what his health is
player 1: okay, so, how much are you hurting, do you need my healing magics?
player 2: well, on a scale of 1 to 84 I feel like I'm about a 57
https://twitter.com/Wottergate/status/1012805862237376517
Due to my elite programming skills, I figured out how to shave off THIRTY SECONDS from my app's startup time. Here's some optimization tips:
1. Remove the sleep(30) call you added a month ago and forgot about
https://twitter.com/larsiusprime/status/1012815877341839360
You’ve done it, you’ve read all of Twitter! No, don’t keep scrolling, this is the end. Congratulations! Now that you’ve completed Twitter, we’d recommend “books,” “cooking food,” “calling your mom” or any number of other more enriching experiences. Enjoy!
https://twitter.com/JustinMcElroy/status/1012712283196284928
