How many short, funny sentences must I post on the internet before I am worthy of human love?
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FUN FACT! The Phantom Thieves' codenames are actually their fursonas. For example, Ann's fursona is a panther. Yusuke's fursona is a fox. Ren's fursona is a clown
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I remember when i was bullied a lot in elementary school for not rlly speaking english i lied for a week abt how i was actually royalty from vietnam and used this picture for show and tell. got these american hoes to shut up real quick and asked if i rlly came from famous ppl
twitter.com/babyvietcong/statu

today i asked my class to come up with a pair of terms that share a denotative meaning but whose connotative meanings differ and one student offered BUTT DIAL and BOOTY CALL anyway that student's the professor now
twitter.com/sm_osment/status/1

I remember when i was bullied a lot in elementary school for not rlly speaking english i lied for a week abt how i was actually royalty from vietnam and used this picture for show and tell. got these american hoes to shut up real quick and asked if i rlly came from famous ppl
twitter.com/babyvietcong/statu

today i asked my class to come up with a pair of terms that share a denotative meaning but whose connotative meanings differ and one student offered BUTT DIAL and BOOTY CALL anyway that student's the professor now
twitter.com/sm_osment/status/1

I remember when i was bullied a lot in elementary school for not rlly speaking english i lied for a week abt how i was actually royalty from vietnam and used this picture for show and tell. got these american hoes to shut up real quick and asked if i rlly came from famous ppl
twitter.com/babyvietcong/statu

How many short, funny sentences must I post on the internet before I am worthy of human love?
twitter.com/drhappyknuckles/st

🗣ALL MEN CHEAT

You Can’t Spell “CHEAT” Without “HE” & “AT”, Which Means

😒 C HE AT Another Bitch House
twitter.com/AllHail_London/sta

All girls are girls, no matter how many penises they have.

That said if a girl has more than six, while still a girl, she may also be secretly a Lovecraftian-horror sex monster
twitter.com/FeistyWinter/statu

FOR REAL THOUGH IF MILLENNIALS HAD THE POWER TO KILL ENTIRE INDUSTRIES DO YOU REALLY THINK WE'D BE LIKE "LOL MAYONNAISE IS DONE BUT THE STUDENT LOAN INDUSTRY CAN STAY"
twitter.com/SICKOFWOLVES/statu

today i asked my class to come up with a pair of terms that share a denotative meaning but whose connotative meanings differ and one student offered BUTT DIAL and BOOTY CALL anyway that student's the professor now
twitter.com/sm_osment/status/1

How many short, funny sentences must I post on the internet before I am worthy of human love?
twitter.com/drhappyknuckles/st

"They're a lawful good Police officer who's a dragon born"
"Oh what sort of dragon?"
"Copper"
- An unplanned pun that derailed my dnd campaign in the first 2 minutes
twitter.com/moosefix/status/10

Using "hahaha" doesn't accurately reflect exactly how funny you find something.
I suggest a Final Fatasy magic system style based on intensity:

Hahaha
Hahahara
Hahahaga
Hahahaja
twitter.com/edgeblend/status/1

oh so a white woman can curate the hip hop exhibit at the smithsonian but i can’t ask the dj to play i write sins not tragedies at the club
twitter.com/jaboukie/status/10

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