This time Hoshi hides inside a Xindi Cracker Barrel restaurant but they ran out of the special effects budget and just solved everything with a meeting.

This time Seven of Nine meets a friendly robot who just wants to love but they ran out of the special effects budget and just solved everything with a meeting.

Tonight on Deep Space 9
Commander Sisko reminds everyone about the provisional government but could have solved everything if the transporter had just fucking worked.

This time Dax adds poo flavored synthahol to Quark’s bar in an attempt to draw in more business but takes a wrong turn at Albuquerque

Tonight on Star Trek: The Next Generation
Geordi can't leave well enough alone could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the station first

This time Cmdr. Tuvok has a transporter accident and is merged with Neelix but is really in the dream of a sick child at a hospital.

This time Counselor Troi can't go below warp 5 or the core will explode but also convinces Starfleet that holograms have rights.

This time Chakotay meets Amelia Earhart could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the ship first

This time Doctor Culber implants their personality into another character's subconscious but actually is the link to the delta quadrant.

Tonight on Deep Space 9
Commander Sisko visits the Celestial Temple but can't remember the last 24 hours.

This time Geordi can't control their holodeck addiction but also convinces Starfleet that fuckbots are sentient and have rights.

Tonight on Deep Space 9
Dr. Bashir has some trouble with tribbles but can't escape the holodeck!

In this episode Cmdr. Tuvok wishes the crew would stop asking for more replicator rations but never really resolves the Klingon problem.

This time Michael reconfigures the spore drive to mine bitcoin but they have to find the cure to save their best friend.

In this episode Dr. Pulaski finds a giant space creature but actually is the reason why we love.

Tonight on Star Trek
Spock is stuck in The Nexus for 75 years but can't find any coffee.

In this episode Uhura meets space nazis but is really in the dream of a sick child at a hospital.

In this episode Captain Archer returns from shore leave but can't escape the holodeck!

In this episode Counselor Troi makes first contact with a new, obviously stereotypical, alien race could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the station first

Tonight on Enterprise
Subcommander T'Pol gets lunch with Degra and always goes to the bathroom before the check gets to the table could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the station first

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