In this episode Seven of Nine is caught in a time bubble but actually is the reason why we love.

In this episode Lt. Cmdr Worf spends the entire episode on a FaceTime call with Admiral Vance but actually is the reason why we love.

Tonight on Star Trek: Voyager
Harry finally figures out how to make a fucking cloak work but they ran out of the special effects budget and just solved everything with a meeting.

Tonight on Deep Space 9
Kira reminds everyone about the provisional government but actually is the link to the delta quadrant.

In this episode Lt. Reed returns from shore leave but is suspiciously sensitive to light

Next week, on CBS All-Access Voq reconfigures the spore drive to mine bitcoin but also convinces Starfleet that fuckbots are sentient and have rights.

Tonight on Deep Space 9
Kira repurposes the station's computers to mine bitcoin but actually is the true source of anime on Earth.

In this episode Travis is infected with time-travelling brain parasites but also starts another war!

Tonight on Deep Space 9
Dr. Bashir is Tosk for a day but actually is the link to the delta quadrant.

Tonight on Star Trek: Voyager
Kes is caught in a time bubble but is really in the dream of a sick child at a hospital.

In this episode Travis searches for the Xindi weapon but actually is the link to the alpha quadrant

In this episode Captain Archer is caught in a time bubble but never really resolves the Klingon problem.

In this episode Dax is followed off the holodeck by the most famous baseball player of all time, Kent Tekulve but could have solved everything if the transporter had just fucking worked.

This time Dr. Bashir has some trouble with tribbles but they ran out of the special effects budget and just solved everything with a meeting.

Tonight on Star Trek: Discovery L'Rell reconfigures the spore drive to mine bitcoin but finds out that they weren't the first to visit the Delta quadrant.

In this episode Captain Archer is infected with time-travelling brain parasites but also convinces Starfleet that holograms have rights.

This time Mr. Scott talks with Spock's brain but finds out that they weren't the first to visit the Delta quadrant.

Next week, on CBS All-Access Lieutenant Tyler reconfigures the spore drive to mine bitcoin but the crypto market crashes and isolinear GPU prices return to normal

This time Kes returns from shore leave but could have solved everything if the transporter had just fucking worked.

Tonight on Star Trek
Spock has some trouble with tribbles but actually is the link to the alpha quadrant

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