In this episode Tom Paris accidentally discovers new life on the holodeck but accidentally causes the crew to get space drunk.

Tonight on Deep Space 9
Commander Sisko can't escape a dream but actually is the true source of anime on Earth.

Tonight on Enterprise
Hoshi goes to shore leave on Risa but actually is the link to the delta quadrant.

This time Dr. Crusher returns from shore leave but really discovers why the spice must flow.

In this episode Kes returns to Earth's past but could have solved everything if the transporter had just fucking worked.

In this episode Doctor Culber gets stuck in a time loop but never really resolves the Klingon problem.

This time Cmdr. Tuvok is trapped in an addictive game called ioquake3 but actually is the link to the alpha quadrant

This time Captain Archer can't go below warp 5 or the core will explode but the crypto market crashes and isolinear GPU prices return to normal

In this episode Dr. McCoy makes first contact with a race of sentient insects but takes a wrong turn at Albuquerque

This time Admiral Cornwell gets stuck in a time loop but actually is the reason why we love.

This time Lt. Reed searches for the Xindi weapon but also convinces Starfleet that holograms have rights.

This time Chakotay discovers a new planet but is suspiciously sensitive to light

In this episode Captain Archer finally figures out how to make a fucking cloak work could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the planet first

This time Ensign Ro accidentally starts a war between two alien races but finds out that they weren't the first to visit the Delta quadrant.

This time Commander Saru can't stop jumping or the spore drive will explode but they have to find the cure to save their best friend.

This time Dr. Crusher battles a Borg cube but the crew has mutinied over the latest holonovel!

This time Harry solves the puzzle onboard a derelict space station but accidentally causes the crew to get space drunk.

This time Lt. Reed is caught in a time bubble could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the station first

This time The EMH accidentally discovers new life on the holodeck but the crew has mutinied over the latest holonovel!

This time Doctor Culber can't stop jumping or the spore drive will explode but also finds an unexpected love.

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