In this episode Captain Archer finds out the true meaning of Christmas but the crypto market crashes and isolinear GPU prices return to normal

In this episode Subcommander T'Pol returns from shore leave but actually is the link to the delta quadrant.

Tonight on Enterprise
Travis gets lunch with Degra and always goes to the bathroom before the check gets to the table but they ran out of the special effects budget and just solved everything with a meeting.

In this episode B'Elanna battles a Borg cube but can't escape the holodeck!

In this episode Lieutenant Tyler accidentally starts a war with the Klingons but they ran out of the special effects budget and just solved everything with a meeting.

In this episode Hoshi returns to Earth's past but actually is the reason why we love.

Tonight on Enterprise
Travis meets space nazis but finds out that they weren't the first to visit the Delta quadrant.

Tonight on Deep Space 9
Nog is the new Grand Negus but also convinces Starfleet that holograms have rights.

Tonight on Star Trek: The Next Generation
Dr. Pulaski goes to shore leave on Risa but actually is the true source of anime on Earth.

Tonight on Star Trek: Voyager
Tom Paris battles a Borg cube but they have to find the cure to save their best friend.

Tonight on Star Trek: The Next Generation
Guinan learns a valuable lesson from Q about sorting their groceries could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the ship first

This time Captain Picard meets another fake god but also convinces Starfleet to let them go back to Risa.

Tonight on Enterprise
Lt. Reed is caught in a time bubble but really discovers why the spice must flow.

This time Counselor Troi finds a giant space creature but they make a genetic duplicate in order to harvest their brain parts.

Tonight on Star Trek: The Next Generation
Chief O'Brien solves the puzzle onboard a derelict space station but ends up stuck in the mirror universe

This time Ensign Ro repurposes the ship's computers to mine bitcoin could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the planet first

In this episode Commander Sisko is the new Grand Negus but also convinces Starfleet to let them go back to Risa.

This time Ensign Tilly increases the frequency of Black Alert drills but really discovers why the spice must flow.

In this episode Hoshi finds a giant space creature but also convinces Starfleet to let them go back to Risa.

Tonight on Star Trek: Voyager
Seven of Nine meets a friendly robot who just wants to love but actually is the link to the delta quadrant.

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