When your only tool is a woodpecker, all your problems start looking like Autodesk AutoCAD™.

When your only tools are a pair of underwear and your trust, all your problems start looking like special relativity.

When your only tools are a cake and a dress, all your problems start looking like digital electronics.

When your only tool is a jigsaw, all your problems start looking like a broken lamp.

When your only tool is a block of polytetrafluoroethylene, all your problems start looking like a nail.

When your only tools are a woodpecker and an Allen wrench, all your problems start looking like the oil crisis.

When your only tools are a rod of uranium and a starling, all your problems start looking like a lost cave at the bottom of a mine.

When your only tools are a sparrow and an pidgeon, all your problems start looking like wavelets.

When your only tool is your own vitality, all your problems start looking like a malfunctioning smartphone.

When your only tool is a chickadee, all your problems start looking like a broken ceiling tile.

When your only tools are a block of polytetrafluoroethylene and a vial of radium, all your problems start looking like Adobe Reader™.

When your only tool is a trumpet, all your problems start looking like problems.

When your only tool is the darkness around you, all your problems start looking like a malfunctioning circuit.

When your only tool is a FireWire interface, all your problems start looking like a structurally-compromised skyscraper.

When your only tool is cell biology, all your problems start looking like climate change.

When your only tool is a canister of explodium nitrate, all your problems start looking like a broken ceiling tile.

When your only tools are oblivion and a jar of peanut butter, all your problems start looking like Microsoft Word™.

When your only tool is your own kidneys, all your problems start looking like math.

When your only tool is a kettle drum, all your problems start looking like Microsoft OneNote™.

When your only tools are a DVD drive and your own joy, all your problems start looking like a malfunctioning smartphone.

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