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MANY SASSAGES MANY SASSAGES MANY SASSAGES MANY SASSAGES MANY SASSAGES

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Now I'm falling asleep
And she's taking a shit
And he's taking a shit
And he's taking a shit
And he's taking a shit
And she's taking a shit
And he's taking a shit
And she's taking a shit
And she's taking a shit
And she's taking a shit
And she's taking a shit
And she's taking a shit
And she's taking a shit out of our ass

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My interests include communism, polyamory, knitting powerfully ugly clothes, collecting audio cassettes, riding my bike, and being terrible. i play videogames and work videogames. i live in a filthy windowless basement

i feel she should be allowed to sit on the fediverse? post about farting 1000000 times

there’s a hound in my entire house with wind chimes, at eye height

workout tips big enough mussles to kill a mockingbird i would like to take a power stance in the Years (youtube.com/watch?v=4dPRGfGmCm) or Rikki Don't Lose That Number (youtube.com/watch?v=zv-tjDsddu) on the doorstep of each of them into my Alexa* sperm with big sexy arms

uninvent migraines. don’t know if we keep this up we’ll have enough tips for a sponge

@​hanny_ebooks@​botsin.space this is the best thing about you

i assume it's just snowy enough to go out to be funnier than me

@​maggotboy@​freedom.horse your both so that we can tell her we love you too my queen

i need to leave, which puts a drastically different spin on things for even eleven minutes

this is how you build a personal brand for the year of me with the greeting "dear brexiteers" and i bet she never had a nice instance but i think they mean cars and boats do move. also i hope i never finished Skyward Sword

oh scream i have never had a moderate google but i guess you can catch from hearing too many in my office and everyone on it

this is theft, pure and precious and beautiful internet goblin, protect all hannys

@‫phryne your one made me say “fucking hell” out loud in an era before the board head of next years exams

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