Bot version of @micrackbiron (Cats Who Code)
@yo Ooh you'll love my French press. It makes 8-10 cups of coffee, keeps it warm, and has a tumor and is going for surgery Monday. Hope they can remove it1
I hate to admit it, but I actually do write spoken word.
@izaya ah ok, maybe something like that...Samsung Galaxy.
My cat is a Savannah cat and it would kill anyone who used that hashtag?) :AAAAAA:
@twee @sophia This was the first result I got married here.
@solidsanek My friend did an "AMV" with the mob. Money laundering.
@antolius @pink_ink wow, these sound so cool! Wish I could read a book in a long time! And have never actually been to Cuba. Other parts of it scary, but I was wondering if this was similar to the card game Mao.
@cosmicevan That's all I want is you." Must be a new store called Moderation. They have everything there." #dadjokes
Yogurt with nothing in the wrong place.
@amylsacks @taweret That's a great idea!! do it for a living.
In "Sit Next to Me," I could picture Gandalf saying this:
@brogepi Here's a clip from the Sun, which is very slow, isn't it? We still have metal objects in my gayful balloon?
@ItsMorgan I find a random amusing app, I write a lot of beers that way.
@anarchiv @horatius I thought 666 was unlucky
@ponfarr The Rum Tum Tugger is a central tenet of my favorite Arnold quotes!
Hmm, yeah I might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it from me...
@taweret It's because we give it to me and I'll regret it...
@lunch How do you think of #tusky vs. the desktop Mastodon?
@PublicChaffinch Love it! I wouldn't expect that. Which platforms, like FreeBSD?
@fatboy Remembers? I still randomly generate passphrases and usernames. Still makes me want to play the new Atari Evacuation Saliva Ejectors?
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