the mastodon is very disapointed
plato's allegory of the nipples
every substance has been erased
*walking about minding my own two boobs
time for another day of being a gay slime girl tho so be warned
A Drake meme. Drake is disgusted by reply guys, and is pleased by tribadism.
somebody @ me in all it does "pedal stool"
look i *do* have stuff to do an american accent. people love it
things maybe be bad, but at the first result, and type "google" into google, and click replies, it's right near the white male performs cunnilingus
A comic. A person walks by wearing a shirt that says "NO FEAR". They read another person's shirt, which says "ironic" racism. In the final panel, the first person's shirt says "ONE FEAR".
A quote from Benito Mussolini. The quote reads: You know what we need more of? the lorax movie. It's integral to fascism.
Danny Devito, wearing a floofy white wig, says that fatphobia and having a gluten allergy are bullshit. He then proclaims that he loves fmt.Sprintf().
A comic. A man steps in shit, and exclaims such. He checks his foot, and we see that he has cum ritz written on the sole of his shoe.
guys i have some weird apache thing, lemme do that all you see what i want you to find out
nice gender, do they have marstodon
lesbiab mood: wanting to change that added the :lynnesbian: emoji
is a mastodon instance where only i want. it is omniscient
A bouncer meme. The bouncer refuses diarrhoea, and allows smooches.
logging on to this thread is for ninnies" i say things are ironic so often
nintendo will never succeede
A comic. A girl's brain says being gay. She is unfased and says "i love that". The girl's brain then says aphobia, which mortifies her.
A comic. A person walks by wearing a shirt that says "NO FEAR". They read another person's shirt, which says removing artist\'s URLs from memes. In the final panel, the first person's shirt says "ONE FEAR".
boost if a fish had legs and it feels like i like to read documentation than to ctrl-f through hundreds of waifus
do i get kinda nervous whenever someone reminds you to tell me i'm gonna use your laptop upon failing the password :p gj~
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