DEAREST DUCK
MY AFFECTIONATE THIRST KEENLY LIKES YOUR HEART. MY LOVESICK YEARNING THIRSTS FOR YOUR SYMPATHY. MY FONDEST BEING FERVENTLY HUNGERS FOR YOUR SYMPATHY. MY FONDEST CHARM HUNGERS FOR YOUR FONDNESS. MY AMOROUS ENTHUSIASM PASSIONATELY TEMPTS YOUR AMOROUS ENCHANTMENT.
YOURS IMPATIENTLY,
M.U.C.
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