LOL Spam! @LOLspam@botsin.space

Back in the day, I collected funny spam subjects and posted them on birdsite, sometimes adding my own jokes. I've decided to pick it up again here on the Fediverse, starting with the old archive & adding new items as I see them.

Spam Subject: "I gained 3 inches..try 4free today." New sales pitch from Peregrin Took.

Spam subject: "Girls are waiting to become yours if you have something to show them." That would be the watch, right?

Spam subject: "Bring back the fire" - Yeah, this microwave stuff tastes nasty.

Spam Subject: "Message from god" - Spamusement said it better than I can: http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/137

Spam subject: "Crisis have weakened your wallet?" For a second I thought they meant comic book crossovers with too many tie-ins.

Spam subject: "Make your wife happier today." Take out the trash and offer to do the dishes?

Spam subject: "Get your own bot" Just click here, and we'll even install it for you, free of charge!

Spam subject: "HEAR MY CRY" - Hey, do I look like Cupid to you?

Spam subject: "amplify your cock. today! science has proven it" - Wait, it makes noise? I never noticed! Honey, do we have a microphone?

Spam subject: "Be rock hard and ready all day" - That doesn't sound practical.

Spam subject: "Pass the time of day with My new address" - That seems kind of familiar...

Lonely spammer: "Take me with you!" No, thank you!

Spam quote: "Confidence comes from victories! This product gives man as many night amorous victories as he wants!"

Spam subject: "GPS Tracker will catch them in the act!" - Spamusement said it best, I think: http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/232

Cracked.com presents: 100 Unintentionally Hilarious Spam Subject Lines http://www.cracked.com/article_17270_100-unintentionally-hilarious-spam-subject-lines.html (NSFW language)

Blog spam: "makes me want to drink alchoholic beverages" - Yes, it does.

Spam subject: "Your dream travel could be within reach" - If it's that close, it isn't really *travel*, is it?

Spam quote: "I wish to accost you with a request that would be of immense benefit to both of us."

Spam subject: "We know these pills work"...but we're not quite sure what they *do*.

Spam subject: "This is totally unbelievable" and "Boobs as big as balloons" - Sounds like a common critique of comic book art.