LOL Spam! @LOLspam@botsin.space

Back in the day, I collected funny spam subjects and posted them on birdsite, sometimes adding my own jokes. I've decided to pick it up again here on the Fediverse, starting with the old archive & adding new items as I see them.

Spam subject: "Stop connecting through me" - Sounds like one of those passive-aggressive wifi hotspot names.

Spam subject: "Bizarre outdoor roleplay in this movie from Christina" - Please, LARPing isn't *that* weird.

Spam subject: "Invitation to loveparty"

Spam subject: "Ultimate ice cream experience in just 3 minutes!"

I really hope the second spam subject isn't answering the first: "Help, I'm depressed" and "Time for some beer."

Spam subject: "Change your small trout into a great white shark" Sounds like O.W.L. level Transfiguration to me.

Spam subject: "With this, she'll always be satisfied" - What an odd way to advertise a lifetime supply of chocolate.

Spam subject: "I sexual Russian blonde, want to see, come closer."

Spam subject: "Don't lose my credibility" - I think it's too late for that.

Spam subject: "How would you like unlimited hits to your website 15 minutes from now?" - That sounds like you're threatening a DOS attack.

Spam subject: "I sexual Russian blonde, want to see, come closer."

Spam subject: "With a giant instrument you have more chance to pick up women." - It's a crane, right?

Spam subject: "The miracel berry is ready to save you try it free" More heroic than Spamusement's super pill? http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/46

Spam disguised as office memos: "Who's food is this?" and "Cooler is jammed"

Spam subject: "The deeper you are, the better you'll perform in the bedroom" - So THAT'S the appeal of those underwater hotels!

Spam subject: "Always wanted a Beautiful Deck?" - I hope that's not a typo

Blogspam: "I do not even know with strong you blog greatly that save me" - I do not even know what you're trying to say.

Spam subject: "THIS IS MY DESTINY IN YOUR HANDS" - wait...your destiny is my mouse? I'm so confused...

Spam subject: "Your Degree shipped by PONY" - I suppose that's cool in a historical sense, but aren't there faster methods available these days?

Spam subject: "Realize your fantasy as a sex god" - But remember to cover up the lightning bolt.