Spam subject: "Be a Superman with ladies" - As I recall, Superman was kind of a jerk to Lois: http://www.superdickery.com/
Spam subject: "Your wife need your attention? Solve all the problems with IT." So, if you call tech support instead of fixing your computer yourself, you'll have more time for your wife. Alternate punchline: Thank you for calling Wife Support. To improve your relationship, hang up and talk to her!
Funny quotes from real spam (sometimes with commentary). May contain swearing and/or lewdness.
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