LOL Spam! @LOLspam@botsin.space

Back in the day, I collected funny spam subjects and posted them on birdsite, sometimes adding my own jokes. I've decided to pick it up again here on the Fediverse, starting with the old archive & adding new items as I see them.

Spam subject: "Bigger than you can ever imagine" - We're talking about Han Solo's reward for saving Princess Leia, right?

Spam subject: "Raise your carnal ambitions" - Bring an entire side of beef to your barbecue!

Spam subject: "Your huge device can research any cave he wants." - sent from "Candy Dickens," no less.

Spam subject: "Nice walking dead" It'd be a shame if someone removed their heads or destroyed the brain, if you know what I mean.

Spam subject: "Bigger than you can ever imagine" - We're talking about Han Solo's reward for saving Princess Leia, right?

Spam Subject: "Don't Miss Out On The Offer of the Century" - A guaranteed 100% pledge to never spam me again?

Spam for dessert? "Cookie-virus"

Spam subject: "do not mock at your poteency - bjuky vjaqrra ppjillls" - Is it OK if I mock your spelling instead?

Spam subject: "Words ending in gry" Here's one: spam makes me anGRY.

Spam subject: "Your sacred dreams will come true with the great Swiss accessories." - Seriously...sacred dreams? Of a watch?

Spam subject: "We offer ero-boosters. data responsible" - They'd better be fully functional.

"Use Mother Nature to beat Father Time" Odd, it's usually the divorced parents using the kids against each other, not the other way around.

Spam subject: "The widest collection of finest meeds online" If they meant "meads" it might actually be intriguing.

Spam subject: "I want you now, tell me reciprocate and get me!" - OK, guys, walk up to a woman and say, "reciprocate" & tell me how it goes.

Spam subject: "Use your carrot better." Sounds like they're targeting Bugs Bunny.

Bogus Better Business Bureau bulletins would work better if sent to an actual business address.

Spam subject: "Aid to your nether rod"

Odd spam subject: "Supermodels after cocaine" - I guess everyone has to sort out their priorities.

Spam subject: "Aliens spotted" - Odd, I thought they were striped.

Spam subject: "Pleasure dispensing machine" Is it big, bright and green? #1960sSongs