Funny quotes from real spam (sometimes with commentary). May contain swearing and/or lewdness.
Back in the day, I collected funny spam subjects and posted them on birdsite, sometimes adding my own jokes. I've decided to pick it up again here on the Fediverse, starting with the old archive & adding new items as I see them.
Spam subject: "Unbelievable savings on elegant watches." True. I certainly don't believe it.
Spam subject: "If you had a gold fish, you would ask for a bigger instrument." Goldfish? I've seen a lot of euphemisms, but that's new to me
Spam subject: "Energy for your dude piston" O_o
Spam subject: "Did you see this amazing hair growth on the sharks?" - That sounds like a genetic engineering experiment gone horribly wrong.
Spam subject: "Fantastic shag pics" - Why would I want to look at carpets from the 1970s?
Spam subject: "Jackson's back from Heaven" - Did he meet Elvis while he was there?
Spam subject: "Are You Snoring Yourself to Death" - Ask the spouse who's about to smother you with a pillow.
Blogspam: "I do not even know with strong you blog greatly that save me" - I do not even know what you're trying to say.
"If your old watch is killing you, get a new one." Why do people keep exposing their electronics to the All-Spark?
Spam subject: "Your health means a lot to us! and we want you to buy best quality, most trusted medications!" I'd better look elsewhere,then
Spam subject: "Acclaim My new address" - Yes, definitely a pattern.
Spam subject: "Be able to perform whenever you need" - with your very own fold-out stage! Order now and get a free fire curtain!
Spam subject: "We offer ero-boosters. data responsible" - They'd better be fully functional.
Blogspam: "If this comment doesnt appear after reading all those instructions Im sending a carrier pigeon next"...
Spam subjects: "Attain your desired proportion and size" and "ATTENTION: Final Notice of Your Package" - context is everything, isn't it?
Spam subject: "You Don't Know Me I Realize, But I Want You To Have This Before It's Too Late" - A shift-key disabler?
Spam subject: "I made you an account." Expected the body to read, "But I eated it."
Spam subject: "For frequent 'getting busy'"
Spam subject: "Women like guys that wear bangles, purchase one now." Will it light her eternal flame in this hazy shade of winter?
Spam subject: "Information Message #38" - sorry, it just doesn't have the same ring as "Mambo #5."
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