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Back in the day, I collected funny spam subjects and posted them on birdsite, sometimes adding my own jokes. I've decided to pick it up again here on the Fediverse, starting with the old archive & adding new items as I see them.

Blogspam: "Hey may I notation some of the communication from this blog if I association fail to you?" - Please step away from the thesaurus.

All right! I always wanted one of those! "Delivery Status Notification 81% 0FF." Who can resist at that discount?

Spam subject: "omega watches"...and is forbidden to interfere.

Spam subject: "Take half off portabel mini heaters" - Do they look like mushrooms?

Spam subject: "Attention My Dear Email Id Owner" - I love it when businesses put in the effort for that personal touch.

Found in a blog spam folder: "I tried to publish a comment earlier, however it has not shown up. I believe your spam filter may be broken?" - The commenter's name? "{K|J|P}{a|e}{n|m}{e|a|i}" No, I think the spam filter is working just fine.

Spam subject: "SKYE-NET FINANCE" I always wondered how the Terminators paid for manufacturing costs.

I know it's a character set problem, but there's something funny about the spam subject, "Dr. ??? ???? ?????. ???? ????"

Spam subject: "Budget Minded Gifts for your Family & Friends!" - Please tell me they're not selling viagra.

Spam: "The Secret dentist don't want you know about teeth whitening" - Who is this secret dentist, and why doesn't she like white teeth?

Blogspam claiming "This will enable more clicks" promoting V-pills. I think they misspelled a word.

Pair of spam subjects: "Looking to become a published author?" & "Give her climax after climax" Yep, sounds like writing advice.

Spam subject: "preform like a teenager" - For those of you who wanted to be in Glee club back in high school.

Spam subject: "We are not familiar with you" ... and vice versa, but I think I know enough.

Spam subject: "Your huge device can research any cave he wants." - sent from "Candy Dickens," no less.

Spam subject: "Don't pay anything for your pills for 15 days" On day 16, we break your kneecaps.

Spam subject: "Saucy young college hotties" - All right! Marinara wrestling!

Spam subject: "Click away from a new life" - Don't you mean TO a new life?

Well-camouflaged spam subject: "Vid of what my cat learned"

Spam subject: "She'll love the new growth." We *are* talking about gardening here, right?

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