Funny quotes from real spam (sometimes with commentary). May contain swearing and/or lewdness.
Back in the day, I collected funny spam subjects and posted them on birdsite, sometimes adding my own jokes. I've decided to pick it up again here on the Fediverse, starting with the old archive & adding new items as I see them.
Spam subject: "My second birthday" - Spells pretty well for a 2-year-old. OTOH, "Cloney" might have trained on Kamino.
Subject: "I see you didn't open my email..." Nope, nothing creepy about that...
Huh? What? Five more minutes... "Wake me up, please :)" (spam subject)
Spam subject: "Nothing can amaze your special person more than a cute watch." Really? Not according to the rest of my spam folder.
Spam subject: "With a giant instrument you have more chance to pick up women." - It's a crane, right?
Spam subject: "Endless joy of humping"
Spam subject and its sequel?!? "Re: Is me Allen Smith Please" and "Re: Is me Allen Smith Please ii"
Spam subject: "Bring intensity to your acts" - Sounds like George Lucas directing translated through Babelfish and back.
Spam subject: "I can't send you message" - Yes, you can. I'm working on fixing that.
"I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Ralph lauren - subject on a spam claiming to sell discount Ralph Lauren clothes, which I'd recommend against eating.
Spam subject: "Fantastic shag pics" - Why would I want to look at carpets from the 1970s?
Spam subject: "MacOS critical error" - and it's viagra spam. *headdesk*
Spam subject: "Urgenteee." - Okay, the trend of holding down the last letter has goneeee too far.
Spam subject: "Scare people with your tool today" - I don't care if there *is* a bungee cord attached. Stop throwing chainsaws at people!
Spam subject: "So bored" Sounds like they need one of those watches that "makes boring time go faster."
Interesting contrast in spam subjects: "Get the time of *your* life" vs "Give *her* the best satisfaction" (emphasis added)
Creepy spam comment: "I love to watch you write!"
Spam subject: "Make a h0llday f0r y0ur penls" O_o
Spam subject: "big deep delivery is what girls dream of" - There's a pizza joke in here somewhere.
Spam subject: "Get your own bot" Just click here, and we'll even install it for you, free of charge!
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