LOL Spam! @LOLspam@botsin.space

Back in the day, I collected funny spam subjects and posted them on birdsite, sometimes adding my own jokes. I've decided to pick it up again here on the Fediverse, starting with the old archive & adding new items as I see them.

After looking through dozens of spams for body-part enhancements, "Resilient to Extreme heat and Cold temps" just sounds wrong.

Comment spam from "wow fish that sell good"

Spam subject: "She will feel that your nether joystick is made out of concrete!" - nether...joystick...okaaaayyy....

"10 reasons to cure ED as soon as possible" - For starters, his vital signs are dropping fast - he might not last the night.

Spam subject: "The most surprising secret of online millllllonaires" - They have millions, but can't spell it.

Spam subject: "Aid to your nether rod"

Spam subject: "HEAR MY CRY" - Hey, do I look like Cupid to you?

Irony: Someone sent me email spam plugging the spam control features of their Twitter client. *headdesk*

Spam subject: "I can't believe they picked you" - Thanks *so* much for the vote of confidence.

Spam subject: "Facebook nudity" - talk about "friends" with benefits...

Spam subject: "Hey! Wanna Bet?" - Um, isn't that usually a *response* to something?

Strange spam subject: "And no fierce light disturbswhilst it reveals"

"COMPENSATION FOR SCAMMED VICTIMS"...is what you'll need if you respond to this spam.

Spam subject: "This watter bottle is big enough to supply water for days, even weeks" - Weeks? Does it come with its own luggage cart?

Spam subject: "Harmonious intimate life"

Spam subject: "things that terrify America" - You mean they all fit in one email???

Spam subject: "Your fantastic device makes her shake" - It's called a blender...

Spam subject: "Don't Get Left Behind" - Possibly good advice, but I don't usually base my book purchasing habits on anonymous spammers.

Spam subject: "With that classy watch your elegance can beat anybody."

Pair of spam subjects: "It's like having thousands of tiny lint brushes in every load" "With every slap, the finer the food gets"