Funny quotes from real spam (sometimes with commentary). May contain swearing and/or lewdness.
Back in the day, I collected funny spam subjects and posted them on birdsite, sometimes adding my own jokes. I've decided to pick it up again here on the Fediverse, starting with the old archive & adding new items as I see them.
I can't tell if this spam subject is a typo or a euphemism: "Put your cork in every girl that your dream of!"
Spam subject: "Who your mom is" Oh yeah? Well, YOUR MOM is who your mom is...um...nevermind.
Spam subject: "But here you are, and I'm ready to unveil to you" - from "Khaleesi."
Spam subject: "You'll surprise her with your Hulk"
Pair of spam subjects: "Gone for meal?" and "Just arrived :)"
Spam subject: "I have a lawer" I hope the "lawer" has a "profreader"
Spam subject: "Your friends in 3D" - Oh, c'mon, that's easy. Just visit them in the big blue room instead of on Facebook.
Spam subject: "big deep delivery is what girls dream of" - There's a pizza joke in here somewhere.
I received a spam for "pervious concrete." That can't mean what it sounds like.
"Treats blood pressure right!" - Because if you treat your blood pressure badly, it might leave you.
Spam subject: "My heart is broken, please help." Wow. If you're emailing random strangers on the internet, it *must* be bad.
Spam subject: "I made cookies, come!"
Spam subject: "Your kid has never played minecraft on a screen this big" - Please tell me this is the place Frank bought his 2000" TV from!
Spam subject: "I can do for you is - what can not no girl!" - Um...huh?
Spam Subject: "Infection attacks! Fight back!" Too late to roll for initiative, I guess.
Spam subject: "She will surely pounce on you" - This is why you never get between a mountain lion and her cubs.
Spam subject: "New feature I have" - It had better not be a paper clip.
Spam subject: "Your health means a lot to us! and we want you to buy best quality, most trusted medications!" I'd better look elsewhere,then
The spammers think they're poets now: "Getting sassy is easy when your watch is classy."
Truth in spam: "Just another pointless mail"
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