Funny quotes from real spam (sometimes with commentary). May contain swearing and/or lewdness.
Back in the day, I collected funny spam subjects and posted them on birdsite, sometimes adding my own jokes. I've decided to pick it up again here on the Fediverse, starting with the old archive & adding new items as I see them.
Spam comparing "Keto vs. low car" - um, I suppose you could just get bigger tires?
Spam subject: "Make your body real TNT, exploding near girls with passion and desire." - Sounds messy. And painful.
Spam subject: "Isn't this puppy cute?" Sneaky one, there.
Spam subject: "Ahoy! My new address"
"atoms and particles make u wonder" - are they particles, or waves? TOO MANY CHOICES!
Huh? Spam subject: "Your face is like a pancake here"
Spam subject: "Don't be a Bundy" - Are talking Ted or Al?
Spam subject: "Your P4nis will be more than 100$" - After all that effort, why would you want to sell it?
Spam subject: "amplify your cock. today! science has proven it" - Wait, it makes noise? I never noticed! Honey, do we have a microphone?
Spam subject: We know you like checking in on your cat" - That...sounds more creepy than helpful.
Spam subject: "USA on the Moon: 150%proofs" Are we talking photos and telemetry, or whiskey? (Moonshine, indeed.)
We will return to you the exciting feeling of mighty staying meatstick-champion
Spam subject: "Attention My Dear Email Id Owner" - I love it when businesses put in the effort for that personal touch.
Spam subjects: "Let's do it today," "Let's do it tomorrow" and "Let's do it on the weekend" - Sounds like someone's getting cold feet. Maybe they need one of those portable mini-heaters?
Spam subject: "Vulcanize in size and win your gf's favor" - It's the only logical course of action.
Spam subject: "Add a small raisin to your outlook and every man will be yours." I'm still not sure what this one *means.*
I keep thinking this spam subject is actually for parents: "Energy enough for many girls"
Spam subject: "Your soul sleeps." Eight hours a day, ten on weekends.
Nice try, Mr. Bad Credit Contract Phones...if that's really your name.
Spam subject: "Lack of mojo in pants?"
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