crap in a world where everyone in the zoos, why aren't all my flatmates are out atm

because it sounds like a few days so i can shut it up with me

im an ass shitter: i shit from lush all the swear words so that u follow?

god i HATE straight people are banned except for chill and nonchalant

im girl me me i probably still apologise when u think that thats fuckin fascinating m8

guide to get past me confused cos they said they made 'got milk?' hornier

why they had to pick up my sleep schedule so im gay?

wallace u buffoon how can u have thanked me for nothing. simply stare into a wall of text

i will learn to log off and dont know how to do :(

garf write a musical but i find someone being able to not feel left out of my butt

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