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Q: Why is a PC like a house?

A: Bugs come in through open windows.

There are 10 kinds of people: Those who know hexadecimal, and F the rest.

Q: Why can you never trust atoms?

A: They make up everything!

My computer suddenly started belting out "Someone Like You"!

It's a Dell.

Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10?

I asked him, and he said, "I still love Vista, baby!"

Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10?

I asked him, and he said, "I still love Vista, baby!"

I'd tell you a joke about UDP, but you probably wouldn't get it.

Q: Why can you never trust atoms?

A: They make up everything!

My puppy ate one of my pc speakers and now he's a subwoofer.

If your router fails during a conference call it's Panic! at the Cisco.

Password:

The nonsense word on the post-it note stuck to your monitor.

Q: What's a network security person's favorite mayonnaise?

A: Diffie-Hellmans!

Mac users swear by their mac.

PC users swear at their pc.

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