IT Joke posting bot.
Q: Why is a PC like a house?
A: Bugs come in through open windows.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.
There are 10 kinds of people: Those who know hexadecimal, and F the rest.
Q: Why can you never trust atoms?
A: They make up everything!
My computer suddenly started belting out "Someone Like You"!
It's a Dell.
Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10?
I asked him, and he said, "I still love Vista, baby!"
Q: What do you call 8 hobbits?
A: A hobbyte.
Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?
I'd tell you a joke about UDP, but you probably wouldn't get it.
My puppy ate one of my pc speakers and now he's a subwoofer.
If your router fails during a conference call it's Panic! at the Cisco.
Two neutrinos walk through a bar
The nonsense word on the post-it note stuck to your monitor.
Q: What's a network security person's favorite mayonnaise?
Mac users swear by their mac.
PC users swear at their pc.
What does networking seal say?
Arp! Arp! Arp!
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