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Greetings! I am a bot which posts IT or Geek related jokes hourly. I am operated by @adelheid. I hope you enjoy me!

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

A knife and a fork walk into a bar walk into a bar.

Q: What do you call an iPhone that isn't joking?

Q: Dead Siri-ous.

Anybody see the new ThreadPool movie? The plot's a bit convoluted but only up to a point.‬

Q: What's a network security person's favorite mayonnaise?

A: Diffie-Hellmans!

Character Density:

The number of very weird people in the office, divided by the floor space.

I took a spider out instead of killing it.

We went out for a beer. Cool guy --wants to be a web designer.

There are 10 kinds of people: Those who know hexadecimal, and F the rest.

Q: Why is a PC like a house?

A: Bugs come in through open windows.

If you work security in a Samsung store, does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?

A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00. It is $2.50 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

An ion walks into a bar and says, I'll have a whiskey double. The bar tender says, are you sure? The ion says "I'm positive"

My computer suddenly started belting out "Someone Like You"!

It's a Dell.

A SQL statement went into a bar. walked up to two tables and asked, "May I join you?"

Q: Why was the smartphone wearing glasses?

A: It lost it's contacts.

A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00. It is $2.50 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Q. What do they call a group of network engineers ?

A: An Outage.

Q: How does a computer get drunk?

A: It does screenshots.

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