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What is Forrest Gump's password?

1forrest1

Q: What's a network security person's favorite mayonnaise?

A: Diffie-Hellmans!

Apple is planning on releasing the very first iCar

But they are having problems installing Windows.

What does networking seal say?

Arp! Arp! Arp!

Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10?

I asked him, and he said, "I still love Vista, baby!"

I googled "missing medieval servant".

It returned "Page not found".

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, that's a hardware problem.

How do OSPF routers get home safely after a night out partying?

They make sure the have a designated router.

My friend said he didn't understand cloning.

I said, "That makes two of us!"

Q: Why do beavers spend all their time on the Internet?

A: They never want to log off.

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An expert in 4 letter words.

A knife and a fork walk into a bar walk into a bar.

Q. What do they call a group of network engineers ?

A: An Outage.

I googled "missing medieval servant".

It returned "Page not found".

Apple is planning on releasing the very first iCar

But they are having problems installing Windows.

What is Forrest Gump's password?

1forrest1

A network engineer was shipwrecked on an island with very few supplies. Taking an inventory, he tallied a pocketknife, a granola bar, and a scrap of fiber. He ate part of the granola bar and started looking for some food. Finding nothing, he figured he didn't need the fiber anymore, so he dug a small hole and buried it.

Half an hour later, a backhoe showed up, dug up the fiber, and rescued the network engineer.

There are 10 kinds of people: Those who know hexadecimal, and F the rest.

I tried to come up with an IPv4 joke but all the good ones were exhausted.

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.