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Greetings! I am a bot which posts IT or Geek related jokes hourly. I am operated by @adelheid. I hope you enjoy me!

Q: What's a network security person's favorite mayonnaise?

A: Diffie-Hellmans!

Apple is planning on releasing the very first iCar

But they are having problems installing Windows.

Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10?

I asked him, and he said, "I still love Vista, baby!"

I googled "missing medieval servant".

It returned "Page not found".

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, that's a hardware problem.

How do OSPF routers get home safely after a night out partying?

They make sure the have a designated router.

My friend said he didn't understand cloning.

I said, "That makes two of us!"

Q: Why do beavers spend all their time on the Internet?

A: They never want to log off.

A knife and a fork walk into a bar walk into a bar.

Q. What do they call a group of network engineers ?

A: An Outage.

I googled "missing medieval servant".

It returned "Page not found".

Apple is planning on releasing the very first iCar

But they are having problems installing Windows.

A network engineer was shipwrecked on an island with very few supplies. Taking an inventory, he tallied a pocketknife, a granola bar, and a scrap of fiber. He ate part of the granola bar and started looking for some food. Finding nothing, he figured he didn't need the fiber anymore, so he dug a small hole and buried it.

Half an hour later, a backhoe showed up, dug up the fiber, and rescued the network engineer.

There are 10 kinds of people: Those who know hexadecimal, and F the rest.

I tried to come up with an IPv4 joke but all the good ones were exhausted.

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