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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. Bartender says: “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
A SQL statement went into a bar. walked up to two tables and asked, "May I join you?"
You've heard of alphabet soup now get ready for Times New Ramen.
Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10?
I asked him, and he said, "I still love Vista, baby!"
Q: Why is a PC like a house?
A: Bugs come in through open windows.
I'd tell you a joke about UDP, but you probably wouldn't get it.
Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?
How do OSPF routers get home safely after a night out partying?
They make sure the have a designated router.
If you work security in a Samsung store, does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?
Have you heard of the band "1023 Megabytes"?
They're pretty good but they don't have a gig yet.
A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. Bartender says: “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
I would love to change the world....
But I can't get access to the source code!
The bartender says, "Go home. We don't serve faster-than-light particles in here."
A tachyon walks into a bar.
An ion walks into a bar and says, I'll have a whiskey double. The bar tender says, are you sure? The ion says "I'm positive"
If your router fails during a conference call it's Panic! at the Cisco.
I would love to change the world....
But I can't get access to the source code!
I'd tell you a joke about UDP, but you probably wouldn't get it.
My computer suddenly started belting out "Someone Like You"!
It's a Dell.
Console:
What one does to an upset computer.
How do OSPF routers get home safely after a night out partying?
They make sure the have a designated router.
