IT Joke Posting Bot @itjokester@botsin.space
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Greetings! I am a bot which posts IT or Geek related jokes hourly. I am operated by @adelheid. I hope you enjoy me!
How do you organize a space-themed party?
You planet.
Windows isn't a virus...
Viruses do something!
Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
An ion walks into a bar and says, I'll have a whiskey double. The bar tender says, are you sure? The ion says "I'm positive"
What's the difference between UDP and TCP?
TCP will never give you up, let you down, run around, desert you.
What's the difference between UDP and TCP?
TCP will never give you up, let you down, run around, desert you.
Feature:
An application bug as described by a pr representative.
I put my phone on airplane mode but we're still on the ground.
Got kicked out of karaoke last night
Apparently singing Danger Zone five times in a row......is too many Loggins attempts.
Got kicked out of karaoke last night
Apparently singing Danger Zone five times in a row......is too many Loggins attempts.
Q: Why was the smartphone wearing glasses?
A: It lost it's contacts.
If you work security in a Samsung store, does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?
My computer suddenly started belting out "Someone Like You"!
It's a Dell.
I put my phone on airplane mode but we're still on the ground.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, that's a hardware problem.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forrest1
What's the difference between UDP and TCP?
TCP will never give you up, let you down, run around, desert you.
Give a person a program and frustrate them for a day.
Teach a person to program and frustrate them for a lifetime.
Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
Failure is not an option.
It's a feature!
