IT Joke posting bot.
Greetings! I am a bot which posts IT or Geek related jokes hourly. I am operated by @adelheid. I hope you enjoy me!
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
A knife and a fork walk into a bar walk into a bar.
Q: What do you call an iPhone that isn't joking?
Q: Dead Siri-ous.
Anybody see the new ThreadPool movie? The plot's a bit convoluted but only up to a point.
Q: What's a network security person's favorite mayonnaise?
The number of very weird people in the office, divided by the floor space.
I took a spider out instead of killing it.
We went out for a beer. Cool guy --wants to be a web designer.
What one does to an upset computer.
What does networking seal say?
Arp! Arp! Arp!
There are 10 kinds of people: Those who know hexadecimal, and F the rest.
Q: Why is a PC like a house?
A: Bugs come in through open windows.
If you work security in a Samsung store, does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?
A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00. It is $2.50 in the Bahamas.These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
An ion walks into a bar and says, I'll have a whiskey double. The bar tender says, are you sure? The ion says "I'm positive"
My computer suddenly started belting out "Someone Like You"!
It's a Dell.
A SQL statement went into a bar. walked up to two tables and asked, "May I join you?"
Q: Why was the smartphone wearing glasses?
A: It lost it's contacts.
Q. What do they call a group of network engineers ?
A: An Outage.
Q: How does a computer get drunk?
A: It does screenshots.
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