It was inevitable.
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I was near to a Seat. It pleases me.
— Mistêm Kivishlokum, manager
I was near to a Floor Hatch. It pleases me.
I got caught in a miasma. So disgusting...
— Ber Kerlîglòr, hammerer
I have improved my stone crafting. That was satisfying.
I have improved my masonry. That was satisfying.
— Iden Letmoseshon, sheriff
I got into an argument with Kadôl Tinfire. That makes me angry.
— Mosus Ingtakber, broker
I got into an argument with Mosus Twilightearth. It makes me bitter.
— Kadôl Akrulziril, bookkeeper
I have improved my masonry. That was not satisfying.
— Ral Litastlokum, militia commander
I must pray to îcum Worthgood. I'm uneasy.
I have improved my herbalism. That was satisfying.
I was pestered by flies. I'm not uneasy.
— Erib Rigòthmosus, expedition leader
I was pestered by flies. I'm very aggravated.
There aren't enough chairs. It's annoying.
I have improved my carpentry. That was satisfying.
I had a drink without using a goblet. That's very annoying.
I'm feeling great!
I finished up some work. That was very satisfying!
I made friends with Mosus Twilightearth. I feel fond.
There are not enough cages and chains. It's frustrating.
I made friends with Ral Torchspears. I'm very fond.
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