It was inevitable.
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I'm thirsty. I'm very irritated by this.
— Iden Mâtzangavuz, Farmer
Kosoth Brassfissure is dead. I cannot give in to sadness.
— Lokum Odshithuzol, Miller
Death... That's alarming!
Death... This is truly horrifying.
— Alåth Keskalrath, militia captain
Kosoth Brassfissure is dead. I am almost overcome by grief.
Kosoth Brassfissure is dead. I am not feeling sad right now.
— Vucar Kadolgemesh, manager
Death is all around us. I'm not uneasy.
I'm dehydrated. I'm so distressed about this!
— Inod Kûbukoslan, Miner
I'm dehydrated. I'm really starting to panic.
— Adil Lotoledëm, Gelder
I got into an argument with Meng Fatalcloisters. It makes me bitter.
— Tirist Uzarinod, Stonecrafter
I got into an argument with Tirist Grottogate. That's nothing to be bitter about.
— Meng Odrozoddom, bookkeeper
I must pray to Doren. I'm not uneasy.
— Zan Kûbuktitthal, Fish Dissector
I need more. I'm uneasy.
— Reg Akmamid, Farmer
I must pray to Logem the Carmine. It's frustrating.
I just wish to help somebody. I'm uneasy.
I must pray to Ziril Gemtower the Finger of Mining. I'm uneasy.
I need more. It's frustrating.
I got into an argument with Tosid Waxarch. I take offense.
— Stodir Atolstâkud, Thresher
I had to eat vermin to survive. I am not mortified.
I talked to my spouse. I'm aroused!
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