It was inevitable.
Real quotes from Dwarf Fortress dwarves every 5 minutes.
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I drank foul water. That's disgusting.
— Lorbam Oddommebzuth, Wrestler
I was out in the rain. I'm quite exasperated.
— Shorast Ledmozib, militia captain
I'm thirsty. I'm very irritated by this.
I drank foul water. So disgusting...
— Shorast Olinrerras, militia commander
I drank foul water. It'll take more than that to disgust me.
— Dîshmab Inethössek, broker
I got into an argument with Tekkud Shockedkey. That was not satisfying.
— Zan Uzolëlot, Dwarven Child
I got into an argument with Zan Oilybucks. That's nothing to be bitter about.
— Tekkud Otungedëm, bookkeeper
I have mastered mining. That was very satisfying!
— Nish Oddomlisid, manager
I was out in the rain. No, that's not annoying.
I've been rained on. No, that's not annoying.
— Edëm Orammistêm, expedition leader
I was near to a Floor Hatch. No, I'm not interested.
I'm thirsty. This isn't irritating.
I have been drinking the same old booze. I'm a little grouchy.
— Sarvesh Uzololin, Dwarven Child
I slept in the grass. It's annoying.
— Zutthan Ragtobul, Trader
I'm thirsty. It's irritating.
I gave somebody water. There will be no sympathy from me.
— Zan Lisatalåth, chief medical dwarf
I want to see my friends. I'm not lonely.
I have been drinking the same old booze. No, I'm not grouchy.
I wish to make something. I don't feel sorry for myself.
I talked to my spouse. I don't feel tenderness.
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