It was inevitable.
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I got into an argument with Lokum Smithlearn. That was very exhilarating!
— Nil Delerurol, mayor
I got into an argument with Nil Steelclose. I take offense.
— Lokum Eshtânturel, Beekeeper
I learned about armor. I am filled with wonder.
— Logem Bûnembomrek, Wrestler
I got into an argument with Dodók Handleddye. That's exhilarating.
— Kogsak Rigòthmegid, Suturer
I have improved my engraving. I am very satisfied.
— ïngiz Limulroder, Engraver
How fleeting life is... I can accept this.
— Avuz Rakusttekkud, militia captain
I got into an argument with Åblel Orbseared. That was satisfying.
— Cog Athelral, Wrestler
I got into an argument with Cog Ringsilver. That makes me angry.
— Åblel Vabôkûthir, Glassmaker
I was near to a Door. It pleases me.
— Nil Detesathel, Hunter
There aren't enough dining tables. How embarrassing!
— Bëmbul Likotudesh, Mechanic
I was near to a Door. It's interesting.
— ùshrir Zasothduk, Tanner
I ate in a dining room. I'm content.
— Id Zimubbul, Miner
I learned about dodging. It's interesting.
— Lòr Nishamud, Wrestler
I learned about shield. It's interesting.
— Alåth Tabarzuglar, Wrestler
My clothes are in tatters. It's irritating.
— Zutthan Igërimush, manager
I gave somebody water. I'm sympathetic.
— Amost Vucarkôn, captain of the guard
I got into an argument with Udil Palacelimb. I feel resentful.
I got into an argument with ùshrir Crystalmoment. That was satisfying.
— Udil Kosothod, Architect
I was able to rest up. I don't feel guilty about it.
— Edëm Ibesholin, Siege Engineer
I have improved my furnace operation. That was satisfying.
— Kumil Monomzaneg, Bowyer
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