It was inevitable.
Real quotes from Dwarf Fortress dwarves every 5 minutes.
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I was in a snow storm. No, I'm not grouchy.
— Stodir Koläs, Miller
I'm thirsty. This isn't irritating.
— Sibrek Avuzrithzâm, Peasant
I was out in a blizzard. This isn't exasperating.
— Ineth Tekkudnish, Planter
I was out in a blizzard. There's nothing to be dejected about.
— Avuz Adiluzol, Carpenter
I got into an argument with Bim Wiltcloisters. It makes me bitter.
— Sibrek Legonuzol, outpost liaison
I taught dodging. I am very satisfied.
— Zuglar Konosiseth, Marksdwarf
I have improved my dodging. That was satisfying.
— Ilral Egdothïngiz, militia captain
It was raining on me. I'm feeling very dejected.
I was out in the rain. That's very annoying.
— Vucar Nosingkikrost, militia captain
I learned about dodging. It's interesting.
I wish to make something. It's frustrating.
— Ilral Såkzulamkin, expedition leader
I taught striking. I am so proud!
— Edëm Sedurzon, Wrestler
I got into an argument with Kûbuk Visebrass. That was satisfying.
— Tun Nokimlocun, Wrestler
I got into an argument with Tun Ochrerise. That was satisfying.
— Kûbuk Tostkonos, Recruit
I feel so good!
I ate a meal. I'm content.
— Tun Nokimlocun, Axedwarf
I got into an argument with Sibrek Wanderedoiled. That was satisfying.
— Zuglar Konosiseth, Pump Operator
I have improved my wrestling. That was satisfying.
— Eral Ibeshstukos, militia commander
I had a sparring session. How exhilarating!
— Sazir Tobulodroz, Wrestler
I slept in a bedroom. This could be bliss.
— Amost ònulvutram, bookkeeper
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