It was inevitable.
Real quotes from Dwarf Fortress dwarves every 5 minutes.
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I was near to a Trade Depot. No, I'm not interested.
— Tulon Emuthinod, Marksdwarf
I slept in a bedroom. This could be bliss.
— Kulet Absamfath, Dwarven Child
I have improved my mace. That was satisfying.
— Mosus Limulesmul, Macedwarf
— Mosus Arekavuz, Dwarven Baby
Death is all around us. This is truly horrifying.
— Kûbuk Nognil, Wrestler
I have improved my archery. That was satisfying.
It was raining on me. No, I'm not grouchy.
— îton Saziródad, Wrestler
I was out in the rain. That was exasperating.
— Inod Odrozdatan, militia captain
I had a drink without using a goblet. That's very annoying.
— Asob Erushdesis, Cheese Maker
I'm sleepy. This isn't irritating.
— Asmel èrithetur, broker
I was near to a Seat. It's interesting.
— Avuz Tomêmustuth, Wrestler
I've been rained on. So exasperating!
It was raining on me. So exasperating!
I've been rained on. I feel so dejected...
— Shorast Teskomsibrek, Wrestler
I was out in the rain. I feel so dejected...
— Edzul Stâkudottan, Wrestler
It was raining on me. I'm quite exasperated.
— Mosus Amostoslan, Wrestler
I've been rained on. No, I'm not grouchy.
— Bim Vúshstinthäd, Wrestler
I was out in the rain. It's annoying.
— Inod Aniloslan, Macedwarf
I got into an argument with Sazir Ashenbridged. That's nothing to be bitter about.
— Kûbuk Rovodadas, Wrestler
I have mastered organization. That was not satisfying.
— Id Monombêngeng, manager
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