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Tfw when the integration test environment blasts literally everyone who uses the service 🤪

Original tweet : twitter.com/internetofshit/sta

can't wait to sit through my first unskippable 10 second VR ad when facebook has a bad quarter

Original tweet : twitter.com/internetofshit/sta

RT from Brad Frost (@brad_frost)

My friend played a Halloween prank on his wife with his smart home.

But it turns out he set it to repeat and can't figure out how to turn it off. So for the last 8 months, every Saturday night at 11:50PM their lights dim and turn red while Thriller starts playing.

Original tweet : twitter.com/brad_frost/status/

RT from Adrienne Porter Felt (@__apf__)

the fun thing about low probability events is that they happen

twitter.com/FSD_in_6m/status/1

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Original tweet : twitter.com/__apf__/status/140

RT from Benjamin Mayo (@bzamayo)

So these Sony headphones ask you to upload an actual photo of your earlobes to optimise the spatial audio support and the privacy policy is hilarious

Original tweet : twitter.com/bzamayo/status/140

RT from Jon Bois (@jon_bois)

i think it’s ridiculous that computers have fans in them. you’re getting yourself worked up for no good reason. it’s either gonna be a 1 or a 0. just chill

Original tweet : twitter.com/jon_bois/status/14

if amazon pushing a literal police state on you without consent wasn't enough to ditch this shit, I sure hope this is

Original tweet : twitter.com/internetofshit/sta

Hey it's Amazon here, we're opting you into the largest surveillance dragnet in history, you're down right?

xoxo, Bezos

Original tweet : twitter.com/internetofshit/sta

RT from Kelsey D. Atherton (@AthertonKD)

I think if my car started playing an ad while I was driving I would just crash

twitter.com/internetofshit/sta

Original tweet : twitter.com/AthertonKD/status/

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