RT from mcc (@mcclure111)

On July 22, 2021 humanity encountered the first documented instance of a robot being afraid of the moon

twitter.com/JordanTeslaTech/st

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Original tweet : twitter.com/mcclure111/status/

RT from ROBCHA~1.EXE (@RobChahin)

I'm not an oven software guy but, if I were, I would consider the "no more fire please" button to be a P0.

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Original tweet : twitter.com/RobChahin/status/1

RT from Ryan Broderick (@broderick)

Good. I’m sick and tired of classic artists being exempt from the attention economy. They should feel the dehumanizing pressure of engagement metrics just like the rest of us.

twitter.com/CityLab/status/141

Original tweet : twitter.com/broderick/status/1

RT from Ddy. Gabriel (@gbrl_dick)

most attempts to integrate ‘computers’ & iot functionality into consumer products make the consumer product dramatically worse lmao why does it keep happening??? no touch screens, just make a knob

Original tweet : twitter.com/gbrl_dick/status/1

RT from Scott Bryan (@scottygb)

Just to show that we are living in a dystopian future, my bike helmet requires a software upgrade.

Original tweet : twitter.com/scottygb/status/14

RT from Jim Malo (@thejimmalo)

Getting my house ready for the real estate to show new tenants through 😇

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Original tweet : twitter.com/thejimmalo/status/

at first I was like, wow Google went and did the evil thing

....then you read the thread and realize that the *carrier* injected this ad into a 2FA SMS 😈

twitter.com/chrismlacy/status/

Original tweet : twitter.com/internetofshit/sta

RT from David Carroll (@profcarroll)

“The device is a silver-colored spherical gizmo the size of a basketball that can be carried around and used to scan people’s irises in order to ascertain their unique identities”

Reminder: SV’s definition of ‘privacy’ is quite different than yours.

twitter.com/TheStalwart/status

Original tweet : twitter.com/profcarroll/status

Replying to @MikaelThalen

oh cool, smart electricity meters in Austin just casually broadcasting their GPS coordinates constantly, LOVE it

twitter.com/MikaelThalen/statu

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Original tweet : twitter.com/internetofshit/sta

RT from Joshua Raclaw (@joshraclaw)

They really skipped passive voice and went straight to passive-aggressive voice

Original tweet : twitter.com/joshraclaw/status/

RT from Bullwong wishes y'all happy pride 🏳️‍🌈 (@Bullwong)

This is why it's important to read the fine print. This wasn't secret; they opted in.

Also there shouldn't be so much fucking fine print that you're held responsible to read.

twitter.com/internetofshit/sta

Original tweet : twitter.com/Bullwong/status/14

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