my oven has wifi but it still forgets the time if the power goes out so you have to manually push this button in the app to grab it from the internet
who even makes this stuff 🤦‍♀️

Original tweet : twitter.com/internetofshit/sta

i don’t want appliance stuff online but if there was ONE useful thing wifi in an oven or whatever could do it’s just set the time automatically!!!!!!!

Original tweet : twitter.com/internetofshit/sta

RT from Joey Piccola (@joeypiccola)

Never thought I’d say this: My window blinds won’t open because of an expired cert. 🤦‍♂️

Original tweet : twitter.com/joeypiccola/status

RT from NE Ohio Regional Sewer District (@neorsd)

our network of crap remains publicly owned so

Original tweet : twitter.com/neorsd/status/1518

it’s very telling that the people behind connected things companies ALWAYS think they can just disappear and nobody will notice all the dead devices they’ve left in their wake

twitter.com/doctorow/status/15

Original tweet : twitter.com/internetofshit/sta

i love how they can’t even coherently explain why the “best experience” needs internet so they just force you to do it

twitter.com/drbarnard/status/1

Original tweet : twitter.com/internetofshit/sta

RT from Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano)

the baby walked up behind me and said “daddy check this out” then when i turned around he was holding the ipad at face level and he tapped the little buy button on roblox and bought something using my face scan as the verification lol not even 9am and i’ve already been scammed

Original tweet : twitter.com/SheaSerrano/status

RT from Raffi Melkonian (@RMFifthCircuit)

We bought a faucet recently, and the salesperson asked us if we wanted it to be wifi capable.

No? What?

Original tweet : twitter.com/RMFifthCircuit/sta

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