Internet Of Shit @internetofshit@botsin.space

RT from Cybergibbons (@cybergibbons)

Am I about to make a poor life choice.

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/cybergibbons/status/1528733226352709632

my oven has wifi but it still forgets the time if the power goes out so you have to manually push this button in the app to grab it from the internet
who even makes this stuff 🤦‍♀️

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/1527374063810686989

i don’t want appliance stuff online but if there was ONE useful thing wifi in an oven or whatever could do it’s just set the time automatically!!!!!!!

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/1527374654632931329

RT from Casey Johnston (@caseyjohnston)

He’s not lost. he’s free

https://twitter.com/historymatt/status/1525776275939418113

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/caseyjohnston/status/1526182799480221697

RT from Joey Piccola (@joeypiccola)

Never thought I’d say this: My window blinds won’t open because of an expired cert. 🤦‍♂️

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/joeypiccola/status/1524134464992931840

data logged 🫠

https://twitter.com/BoelNelson/status/1500585584544436229

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/1521891156811997185

internet of shit…good? https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/01/europe/russia-farm-vehicles-ukraine-disabled-melitopol-intl/index.html

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/1521890448368824322

the…what

https://twitter.com/BoelNelson/status/1500585584544436229

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/1521890292516876288

RT from NE Ohio Regional Sewer District (@neorsd)

our network of crap remains publicly owned so

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/neorsd/status/1518673368144302086

RT from Cory Doctorow (@doctorow)

Digital/analog crossover

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1518394016655577088

it’s very telling that the people behind connected things companies ALWAYS think they can just disappear and nobody will notice all the dead devices they’ve left in their wake

https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1516144514984923139

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/1516291246498582529

smart ovens on the block chain are gonna rule. will take 10 hours just to verify you're allowed to start it up.

https://twitter.com/KateClarkTweets/status/1506698458895319042

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/1506733827581915137

i love how they can’t even coherently explain why the “best experience” needs internet so they just force you to do it

https://twitter.com/drbarnard/status/1500145131894231046

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/1500156415863787520

one day these machines are going to make you pay or watch an ad for sure

https://twitter.com/sheslostheplot/status/1499864695250903042

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/1499950133529563136

RT from Richard (Jeep era) (@halkyardo)

Start Wandows Ngrmadly

https://twitter.com/editingemily/status/1498756565540737024

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/halkyardo/status/1499425081021325316

RT from Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano)

the baby walked up behind me and said “daddy check this out” then when i turned around he was holding the ipad at face level and he tapped the little buy button on roblox and bought something using my face scan as the verification lol not even 9am and i’ve already been scammed

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/SheaSerrano/status/1497587701305991184

haven’t we suffered enough

https://twitter.com/DCLBlogger/status/1493490191767830531

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/1493835021999751168

surely just one more new standard will make everything better

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1486906903514992644

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/1488013793217052676

i have a special wifi network for this shit called “internet of shit” that can’t go anywhere near my other stuff

https://twitter.com/isislovecruft/status/1487947074901463040

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/1488013409878634499

RT from Raffi Melkonian (@RMFifthCircuit)

We bought a faucet recently, and the salesperson asked us if we wanted it to be wifi capable.

No? What?

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/RMFifthCircuit/status/1485816947572887552