Tool Shed Sleestack 

Kids are callin' it Tool Shed Sleestack. He set a dumpster on fire behind an Original Ray's Pizza and huffed the fumes until he saw tiny dentures crawlin' up his legs.

Beijing Walrus 

They call it Beijing Walrus, It's made from Adderall and Ambien. Found this chick in a cemetery wearin' nothin' but a hemp fanny pack buildin' a diorama of the Ewok Village.

Yoda Climax 

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Yoda Climax. Dude was givin' a keynote speech about drones programmed to wash dishes, suddenly he was explainin' a detailed diagram of his "Fursona" - "Sergeant Fuzzy Dingo Bottom".

Gutter Walrus 

They call it Gutter Walrus, It's made from resin and Ambien. Found this chick at a cat cafe wearin' nothin' but a leather fanny pack buildin' a diorama of Castle Grayskull.

Atomic Sand 

Lab says she was high on somethin' called Atomic Sand. It's a boner pill for border collies.

Tragic Lollipops 

Turns out that joint was laced with molly and avocados. It's called Tragic Lollipops.

Whiffle Cupcakes 

Medical examiner says she was high on somethin' called Whiffle Cupcakes. Picked her up in Connecticut after tryin' to burglarize a falafel shop with a turkey baster.

Krazy Nap Time 

Dr. Warner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Krazy Nap Time. Found him naked on a tricycle screamin' "My name is Martha Stewart, welcome to my kitchen!"

Goblin Suspenders 

Kids are callin' it Goblin Suspenders. He set a dumpster on fire behind a Radio Shack and huffed the fumes until he thought it was rainin' horse radish.

Sandbox Salts 

Toxicology says she was wacked out on some new drug called Sandbox Salts. Found her naked at an internet cafe screamin' "My name is Paula Deen, welcome to my kitchen!"

Power Snax 

Toxicology says she was high on somethin' called Power Snax. Picked her up in Chinatown after tryin' to burglarize a pawn shop with a stale croissant.

Beach Bomb 

Medical examiner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Beach Bomb. Found him naked in a ball pit yellin' "The pita bread are following me!"

Finger Nose 

Street name is Finger Nose. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're in a ball pit gettin' paid to do interpretive dance about their auntie Patty.

Silent Friend 

Medical examiner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Silent Friend. Found him naked at a Jollibee yellin' "The Scientologists made me do it!"

Racehorse Blisters 

Lab says he was wacked out on some new drug called Racehorse Blisters. Found him naked at a bar yellin' "I love middle managers!"

Pandora's Drizzle 

Dr. Warner says he was high on somethin' called Pandora's Drizzle. Picked him up in Gowanus after tryin' to hold up a Little Caesers with a stale baguette.

Garbage Fantasy 

Dr. Warner says he was high on somethin' called Garbage Fantasy. Picked him up in Chinatown after tryin' to burglarize a Dairy Queen with a pair of chopsticks.

Ozone Fury 

Melinda says he was wacked out on some new drug called Ozone Fury. Found him naked at a tiki bar screamin' "Are you ready to accept barbers as your personal savior?!"

Turkish Bumps 

Warner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Turkish Bumps. Found him naked in an RV yellin' "The Aardvarks made me do it!"

Pillow Marshmallows 

Toxicology says he was high on somethin' called Pillow Marshmallows. It's a suppository for porgs.

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