#FutureDrugs from Law and Order SVU
inspired by http://liartownusa.tumblr.com/post/123830445900/ice-t-law-order-svu-part-iii
California Pudding Show more
Coroner says he was high on somethin' called California Pudding. It's a suppository for toucans.
Instant Quiche Show more
Dealers are callin' it Instant Quiche. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day he wakes up in a dumpster covered in rat poison.
Zombie Icing Show more
Kids are callin' it Zombie Icing. He set a dumpster on fire behind a Jiffy Lube and huffed the fumes until he thought he was bein' chased by Newt Gingrich ridin' a giant shih tzu.
Murder Cheese Show more
Dr. Warner says he was high on somethin' called Murder Cheese. It's an anti-anxiety pill for capybaras.
Nose Brittle Show more
Turns out that joint was laced with peyote and Sour Patch Kids. Dealers are callin' it Nose Brittle.
Zen Mayo Show more
Melinda says he was high on somethin' called Zen Mayo. Picked him up in the Hamptons after tryin' to rob a Shake Shack with a toilet brush.
Kaleidoscope Babies Show more
Medical examiner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Kaleidoscope Babies. Found her naked in a basement whisperin' "Hide me from the Kinder Eggs."
Mustache Fluff Show more
Toxicology says she was high on somethin' called Mustache Fluff. It's an anti-depressent for toucans.
Jabroni Cornflakes Show more
Medical examiner says he was high on somethin' called Jabroni Cornflakes. It's a nootropic for sea lions.
Wooly Purple Show more
It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Wooly Purple. Dude was givin' a SXSW talk on connectin' cassette tapes to the internet, suddenly he was invitin' everyone to "beta test" his new church that worships Jeff Bezos.
Panama Roses Show more
They call it Panama Roses. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day she wakes up at a Cinnabon covered in parmesan cheese.
Soul Girlfriend Show more
It's called Soul Girlfriend. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're in a sandbox gettin' paid to deputize middle managers.
Troll Tickles Show more
They're callin' it Troll Tickles. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at a retirement home gettin' paid to square dance with happy meals.
Space Bubbles Show more
Kids are callin' it Space Bubbles. She set a dumpster on fire behind a Walmart and huffed the fumes until she thought she was Dwayne Johnson ridin' a giant dalmatian.
Glasgow Shmagma Show more
Toxicology says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Glasgow Shmagma. It's made from peanut butter and Axe body spray.
Looney Rox Show more
Warner says he was high on somethin' called Looney Rox. It's a tranquilizer for iguanas.
Sparkle Sleestack Show more
Turns out that joint was laced with psilocybin and easy cheese. It's called Sparkle Sleestack.
Ocean Connie Show more
Coroner says she OD'd on somethin' called Ocean Connie. Housekeeper found her passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a deli meat fedora, super glued to a fax machine.
Shoe Paste Show more
Melinda says she was wacked out on some new drug called Shoe Paste. Found her naked at a petting zoo screamin' "The TV executives are following me!"
Mini Pudding Show more
Melinda says he was high on somethin' called Mini Pudding. Picked him up in Maspeth after tryin' to rob a nail salon with a fidget spinner.
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