Detective Fin @icetsvu@botsin.space

Toxicology says he was high on somethin' called Diet Marshmallows. Picked him up in Red Hook after tryin' to burglarize an Original Ray's Pizza with a personal massager.

Warner says she OD'd on somethin' called Uzi Time Warp. Housekeeper found her passed out in bed naked except for a polyester blindfold, super glued to a Furbie.

Melinda says she was high on somethin' called Hippie Jeans. It's a suppository for pugs.

Dr. Warner says she OD'd on somethin' called Baseball Cakes. Housekeeper found her passed out in bed wearin' a purple fursuit, duct taped to a bagel.

Kids are callin' it Nose Diablos. He set a dumpster on fire behind a WingStop and huffed the fumes until he saw tiny laserdiscs crawlin' up his legs.

Medical examiner says he was high on somethin' called Lady Bobo. Picked him up in Jersey after tryin' to burglarize a pet store with a fidget spinner.

Melinda says he was high on somethin' called Ashtray Bars. Picked him up in Maspeth after tryin' to hold up a Sizzler with a can of roach spray.

Warner says she OD'd on somethin' called Instant Buzz. Housekeeper found her passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a play-doh thong, super glued to a Keurig.

Warner says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Daddy Tickles. It's made from French dressing and banana peels.

Toxicology says he was high on somethin' called Party Time Warp. Picked him up in Queens after tryin' to hold up a Sizzler with a clarinet.

Medical examiner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Frisky Flakes. Found him naked at the bottom of an empty swimming pool yellin' "Help me, the bouncers made my skin foam!"

Street name is Fish Snaps. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're in a barn gettin' paid to meditate with librarians.

Kids are callin' it Pillow Fingers. She set a dumpster on fire behind a Dairy Queen and huffed the fumes until she saw tiny anime figurines comin' out of her hands.

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Alley Snaps. Chick was givin' a keynote speech about electrified cockroach legs that play the national anthem, suddenly she was ridin' out the door on a mechanical minotaur.

Toxicology says she was high on somethin' called Rambo Chanklas. It's a suppository for buffalos.

They're callin' it Walrus Zoomers, It's made from Mentos and Ambien. Found this chick in a cemetery wearin' nothin' but a paper mache fedora giving herself a tattoo of a stack of Goombas.

Warner says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Jesus Drizzle. It's made from margarine and bath salts.

Street name is Walrus Issues, It's made from bitters and Ambien. Found this dude on a tricycle naked except for a polyester blindfold giving himself a tattoo of Carlton Banks dancin'.

Melinda says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Voodoo Crackers. It's made from mango chutney and steroids.

Medical examiner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Jungle Wedge. Found him naked at a petting zoo yellin' "Are you ready to accept marbles as your personal savior?!"