Dealers are callin' it Galaxy Jerry. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day she wakes up at an S&M club covered in aftershave.
Dr. Warner says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Soul Heaven. It's made from hot sauce and Ayahuasca.
Turns out that joint was laced with Lexapro and pastrami. They're callin' it Stove Vacation.
Melinda says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Kitchen Neck. It's made from grape drink and catnip.
Dealers are callin' it Canadian Drivers. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at a Motel 6 gettin' paid to caress adult coloring books.
Coroner says she was high on somethin' called Avocado Fingers. Picked her up in Queens after tryin' to hold up a laundromat with a meat thermometer.
Medical examiner says he was high on somethin' called Bombay Waxers. It's an anti-depressent for zebras.
Melinda says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Dirty Pantalones. It's made from flan and Robitussin.
Coroner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Sweet Scramble. Found him naked in a Radio Shack yellin' "I think I finally understand puppets!"
It's called Toilet Walrus, It's made from flax seeds and Ambien. Found this chick on all fours wearin' a pink zentai suit buildin' a diorama of a Hooters.
It's a nootropic from Costco called Gorilla Snow. This joker was at an old folks home livestreamin' himself sayin' "Bear witness to my sexual diaper seminar...", he then proceeds to smear vaseline all over his face and cry.
It's called Sewer Neck. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at an art gallery in bushwick gettin' paid to make gift baskets with decorative pillows.
It's a nootropic from Kroger called Gorilla Patties. This genius was at a Hardee's livestreamin' himself sayin' "Girls are ruining our tactical flat-earth mental strategy...", he then proceeds to smear bacon grease all over his face and cry.
Medical examiner says he was high on somethin' called Friskie Dusters. It's a boner pill for antelopes.
Coroner says she was high on somethin' called Sweet Whimpers. It's a nootropic for narwhals.
Toxicology says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Kentucky Fantasy. It's made from marmalade and Tide Pods.
Kids are callin' it Spider Chaperon. He set a dumpster on fire behind a BK lounge and huffed the fumes until he saw tiny anime body pillows crawlin' up his legs.
Lab says he was wacked out on some new drug called Devil Loaf. Found him naked in a sandbox screamin' "Beware the teletubbies!"
Medical examiner says she OD'd on somethin' called Baby Marshmallows. Housekeeper found her passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a orange apron, handcuffed to a hairless cat.