#FutureDrugs from Law and Order SVU
inspired by http://liartownusa.tumblr.com/post/123830445900/ice-t-law-order-svu-part-iii
Hyundai Lechuga Show more
Warner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Hyundai Lechuga. Found him naked at Penn Station whisperin' "I think I finally understand bouncers."
Bathtub Wedge Show more
Medical examiner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Bathtub Wedge. Found her naked at the bottom of an empty swimming pool screamin' "Why are my hands spandex?!"
Wizard Cheese Show more
Kids are callin' it Wizard Cheese. He set a dumpster on fire behind a Howard Johnson's and huffed the fumes until he saw tiny croupiers crawlin' up his legs.
Crusty Cakes Show more
Kids are callin' it Crusty Cakes. He set a dumpster on fire behind a WingStreet and huffed the fumes until he thought he was bein' chased by Dwayne Johnson ridin' a giant pit bull.
Kitchen Bumps Show more
Dr. Warner says she was high on somethin' called Kitchen Bumps. Picked her up in Harlem after tryin' to burglarize a magic shop with a caulking gun.
Gutter Quiche Show more
Kids are callin' it Gutter Quiche. She set a dumpster on fire behind an Arby's and huffed the fumes until she thought she saw Mr. Clean ridin' a giant sea otter.
Basement Walrus Show more
It's called Basement Walrus, It's made from shaving cream and Ambien. Found this chick at a retirement home wearin' nothin' but a maroon bolo tie giving herself a tattoo of Bart Simpson.
Blizzard Beans Show more
Turns out that joint was laced with Adderall and Jolly Ranchers. It's called Blizzard Beans.
Russel Cindy Show more
Turns out that joint was laced with Drano and granola. It's called Russel Cindy.
Uzi Jesus Show more
It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Uzi Jesus. Dude was givin' a keynote speech about usin' cybernetic aardvarks to explain to kids why pets die, suddenly he was explainin' a detailed diagram of his "Fursona" - "Vampire Dingo".
Truck Stop Ghost Show more
They call it Truck Stop Ghost. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're on a greyhound bus gettin' paid to caress raw hamburger patties.
Wooly Bassoon Show more
Coroner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Wooly Bassoon. Found her naked on youtube yellin' "The leg warmers made me do it!"
Soul Cheese Show more
Street name is Soul Cheese. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day she wakes up in some bushes covered in Borax.
Elbow Kaleidoscope Show more
Dr. Warner says he OD'd on somethin' called Elbow Kaleidoscope. Housekeeper found him passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a polyester fanny pack, strapped to a walkman.
Rocky Mountain Blizzard Show more
Toxicology says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Rocky Mountain Blizzard. It's made from margarine and Ex-Lax.
Tennessee Thrusters Show more
Turns out that joint was laced with spider legs and trail mix. It's called Tennessee Thrusters.
Sweet and Sour Donut Show more
Medical examiner found traces of Windex and crystallized fruit sugar. Street name is Sweet and Sour Donut. It's an artisanal drug Donut from Portland.
Liquid Jugs Show more
Warner says he OD'd on somethin' called Liquid Jugs. Housekeeper found him passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a corduroy g-string, duct taped to an espresso machine.
Cowboy Puddles Show more
Coroner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Cowboy Puddles. Found her naked in a cemetery yellin' "The accountants are following me!"
Minty Tandoori Show more
Coroner found traces of spray tanner and black cardamom. They call it Minty Tandoori. It's a drug Tandoori from Bombay.