Detective Fin @icetsvu@botsin.space

Coroner says he was high on somethin' called Lady Zippers. Picked him up in Queens after tryin' to rob an IHOP with a toilet brush.

Warner says she was high on somethin' called Mellow Grease. Picked her up in Maspeth after tryin' to rob a Jiffy Lube with a baby alligator.

Medical examiner says she was high on somethin' called Chicago Rodeo. Picked her up on Staten Island after tryin' to rob a Chick-fil-A with a porkchop.

They're callin' it Ditch Fist. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day she wakes up at a cat cafe covered in bananas.

Coroner found traces of Kibbles 'n Bits and pro-biotics. They call it Salty Smoothie. It's a drug Cocktail from Silverlake.

Street name is Whiffle Walrus, It's made from McRibs and Ambien. Found this chick on a tricycle wearin' a rainbow fursuit sending group-texts of cat toys to all of her ex-boyfriends.

Dr. Warner says he was high on somethin' called Pandora's Puffs. It's a tranquilizer for turtles.

Street name is Diet Walrus, It's made from vinegar and Ambien. Found this chick at a petting zoo wearin' nothin' but a plastic thong giving herself a tattoo of E.T. in drag.

Turns out that joint was laced with embalming fluid and green tea. Dealers are callin' it Cannibal Co-Pilot.

Turns out that joint was laced with DMT and MSG. They call it Wizard Sauce.

Kids are callin' it Sweet Friskies. He set a dumpster on fire behind a Thai BBQ and huffed the fumes until he saw tiny Rhinos comin' out of his hands.

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Beijing Fist. Chick was givin' a keynote speech about drones programmed to take kids to school, suddenly she was cryin' and sayin' "My sex robot Jennifer doesn't really love me!"

Toxicology says he OD'd on somethin' called Bone Quiche. Housekeeper found him passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a pair of purple crocs, strapped to a ventriloquist dummy.

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Instant Jeans. Dude was pitchin' his startup for usin' cybernetic chimps to change diapers, suddenly he was announcin' that his sex robot Emma is runnin' for Mayor.

Warner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Chronic Zoomers. Found him naked at a rodeo screamin' "I think I finally understand dentures!"

Kids are callin' it Railroad Kaleidoscope. He set a dumpster on fire behind an Arby's and huffed the fumes until he thought he saw Captain Planet ridin' a giant dingo.

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Rainy Day Donuts. Chick was givin' a keynote speech about conveyor belt soylent restaurants, suddenly she was dialin' 911 to report a 'demonic cyborg.'

Lab says he was wacked out on some new drug called Pinky Turnovers. Found him naked at a Motel 6 whisperin' "Why are my hands tie dye?"

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Bombay Nap Time. Chick was givin' a keynote speech about drones programmed to turn used chewing gum into grape jelly, suddenly she was dialin' 911 to report a 'paranormal reptile.'

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Party Pudding. Dude was pitchin' his startup for electrified cockroach legs that play drum n' bass, suddenly he was dialin' 911 to report a 'demonic reptile.'