Detective Fin @icetsvu@botsin.space

Warner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Hyundai Lechuga. Found him naked at Penn Station whisperin' "I think I finally understand bouncers."

Medical examiner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Bathtub Wedge. Found her naked at the bottom of an empty swimming pool screamin' "Why are my hands spandex?!"

Kids are callin' it Wizard Cheese. He set a dumpster on fire behind a Howard Johnson's and huffed the fumes until he saw tiny croupiers crawlin' up his legs.

Kids are callin' it Crusty Cakes. He set a dumpster on fire behind a WingStreet and huffed the fumes until he thought he was bein' chased by Dwayne Johnson ridin' a giant pit bull.

Dr. Warner says she was high on somethin' called Kitchen Bumps. Picked her up in Harlem after tryin' to burglarize a magic shop with a caulking gun.

Kids are callin' it Gutter Quiche. She set a dumpster on fire behind an Arby's and huffed the fumes until she thought she saw Mr. Clean ridin' a giant sea otter.

It's called Basement Walrus, It's made from shaving cream and Ambien. Found this chick at a retirement home wearin' nothin' but a maroon bolo tie giving herself a tattoo of Bart Simpson.

Turns out that joint was laced with Adderall and Jolly Ranchers. It's called Blizzard Beans.

Turns out that joint was laced with Drano and granola. It's called Russel Cindy.

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Uzi Jesus. Dude was givin' a keynote speech about usin' cybernetic aardvarks to explain to kids why pets die, suddenly he was explainin' a detailed diagram of his "Fursona" - "Vampire Dingo".

They call it Truck Stop Ghost. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're on a greyhound bus gettin' paid to caress raw hamburger patties.

Coroner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Wooly Bassoon. Found her naked on youtube yellin' "The leg warmers made me do it!"

Street name is Soul Cheese. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day she wakes up in some bushes covered in Borax.

Dr. Warner says he OD'd on somethin' called Elbow Kaleidoscope. Housekeeper found him passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a polyester fanny pack, strapped to a walkman.

Toxicology says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Rocky Mountain Blizzard. It's made from margarine and Ex-Lax.

Turns out that joint was laced with spider legs and trail mix. It's called Tennessee Thrusters.

Medical examiner found traces of Windex and crystallized fruit sugar. Street name is Sweet and Sour Donut. It's an artisanal drug Donut from Portland.

Warner says he OD'd on somethin' called Liquid Jugs. Housekeeper found him passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a corduroy g-string, duct taped to an espresso machine.

Coroner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Cowboy Puddles. Found her naked in a cemetery yellin' "The accountants are following me!"

Coroner found traces of spray tanner and black cardamom. They call it Minty Tandoori. It's a drug Tandoori from Bombay.