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They're callin' it Mannequin Poppers. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day he wakes up at a T.J. Maxx covered in Cheezits.

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Kids are callin' it Sewer Rodeo. He set a dumpster on fire behind a Western Union and huffed the fumes until he thought he was Patrick Swayze ridin' a giant hamster.

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Kids are callin' it Voodoo Storm. He set a dumpster on fire behind an IHOP and huffed the fumes until he thought he was gettin' attacked by an army of glowing finance executives.

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Toxicology says she was high on somethin' called Franken Rox. Picked her up in Yonkers after tryin' to burglarize a Benihana with a toilet brush.

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Toxicology says he was wacked out on some new drug called Robot Twinkle. Found him naked on a trampoline yellin' 'Why are my hands polyester?!'

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Lab says she was wacked out on some new drug called Robo Madness. Found her naked at Hot Dog on a Stick screamin' 'My name is Guy Fieri, welcome to my kitchen!'

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Toxicology found traces of molly and CBD. It's called Spicy Taco. It's a drug Taco from Silverlake.

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They're callin' it Kitchen Co-Pilot. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day she wakes up at Comic-Con covered in Go-gurt.

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Melinda says he was wacked out on some new drug called Mississippi Pants. Found him naked in some bushes yellin' 'The barbers made me do it!'

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Turns out that joint was laced with Lexapro and cinnamon. Street name is Jungle Pickles.

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Turns out that joint was laced with Elmer's glue and nacho cheese. Street name is Railroad Loaf.

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They call it Daddy Hotcakes. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're in the ER gettin' paid to stare at scented candles.

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Turns out that joint was laced with Viagra and Velveeta. Dealers are callin' it Dutch Bars.

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Turns out that joint was laced with Lexapro and tuna. They're callin' it Party Trees.

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Turns out that joint was laced with fabric softener and Velveeta. They're callin' it Sewer Trees.

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Coroner says she was high on somethin' called Heavy Abyss. Picked her up in Bed Stuy after tryin' to burglarize a Denny's with a pair of nunchucks.

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Medical examiner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Space Marching Powder. Found her naked on a trampoline whisperin' 'Why are my hands spandex?'

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Lab says she was high on somethin' called Bombay Pants. It's a pain killer for shih tzus.

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Toxicology says she was wacked out on some new drug called Sugar Rumble. Found her naked at Penn Station whisperin' 'Help me, the brand ambassadors made my skin vinyl.'

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Street name is Heavy Baklava. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're on the roof of a house gettin' paid to make small talk about leather daddies.

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