Detective Fin @icetsvu@botsin.space

Kids are callin' it Tool Shed Sleestack. He set a dumpster on fire behind an Original Ray's Pizza and huffed the fumes until he saw tiny dentures crawlin' up his legs.

They call it Beijing Walrus, It's made from Adderall and Ambien. Found this chick in a cemetery wearin' nothin' but a hemp fanny pack buildin' a diorama of the Ewok Village.

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Yoda Climax. Dude was givin' a keynote speech about drones programmed to wash dishes, suddenly he was explainin' a detailed diagram of his "Fursona" - "Sergeant Fuzzy Dingo Bottom".

They call it Gutter Walrus, It's made from resin and Ambien. Found this chick at a cat cafe wearin' nothin' but a leather fanny pack buildin' a diorama of Castle Grayskull.

Lab says she was high on somethin' called Atomic Sand. It's a boner pill for border collies.

Turns out that joint was laced with molly and avocados. It's called Tragic Lollipops.

Medical examiner says she was high on somethin' called Whiffle Cupcakes. Picked her up in Connecticut after tryin' to burglarize a falafel shop with a turkey baster.

Dr. Warner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Krazy Nap Time. Found him naked on a tricycle screamin' "My name is Martha Stewart, welcome to my kitchen!"

Kids are callin' it Goblin Suspenders. He set a dumpster on fire behind a Radio Shack and huffed the fumes until he thought it was rainin' horse radish.

Toxicology says she was wacked out on some new drug called Sandbox Salts. Found her naked at an internet cafe screamin' "My name is Paula Deen, welcome to my kitchen!"

Toxicology says she was high on somethin' called Power Snax. Picked her up in Chinatown after tryin' to burglarize a pawn shop with a stale croissant.

Medical examiner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Beach Bomb. Found him naked in a ball pit yellin' "The pita bread are following me!"

Street name is Finger Nose. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're in a ball pit gettin' paid to do interpretive dance about their auntie Patty.

Medical examiner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Silent Friend. Found him naked at a Jollibee yellin' "The Scientologists made me do it!"

Lab says he was wacked out on some new drug called Racehorse Blisters. Found him naked at a bar yellin' "I love middle managers!"

Dr. Warner says he was high on somethin' called Pandora's Drizzle. Picked him up in Gowanus after tryin' to hold up a Little Caesers with a stale baguette.

Dr. Warner says he was high on somethin' called Garbage Fantasy. Picked him up in Chinatown after tryin' to burglarize a Dairy Queen with a pair of chopsticks.

Melinda says he was wacked out on some new drug called Ozone Fury. Found him naked at a tiki bar screamin' "Are you ready to accept barbers as your personal savior?!"

Warner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Turkish Bumps. Found him naked in an RV yellin' "The Aardvarks made me do it!"

Toxicology says he was high on somethin' called Pillow Marshmallows. It's a suppository for porgs.