It's called Synthetic Bar Fight. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're on a treadmill gettin' paid to whisper to raw hamburger patties.
They're callin' it Sewer Walrus, It's made from peanuts and Ambien. Found this person at a Cinnabon wearin' nothin' but a velcro fedora buildin' a diorama of the living room from the Simpsons.
Melinda says she was wacked out on some new drug called Rambo Cocktail. Found her naked on youtube yellin' "Please, help me get these bread sticks out of my pants!"
Lab says they OD'd on somethin' called Cyber Dragon. Housekeeper found them passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a plastic fedora, handcuffed to a stuffed unicorn.
Coroner says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Angel Jackpot. It's made from grits and fabric softener.
Dealers are callin' it Basketball Purple. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at an S&M club gettin' paid to make ASMR videos about Labradoodles.
They call it Doggie Walrus, It's made from peppermint and Ambien. Found this chick at a Renaissance faire wearin' a foam bikini giving herself a tattoo of Eeyore.
Lab says they were wacked out on some new drug called Stove Bars. Found them naked at White Castle whisperin' "The Corgis are following me."
Medical examiner says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Ghost Burgers. It's made from horchata and bath bombs.
Lab says she was wacked out on some new drug called Frisky Breakfast. Found her naked at the BK Lounge yellin' "The senators are following me!"
Warner says she was high on somethin' called Pandora's Bomb. It's a fertility drug for zebras.
They call it Alabama Icing. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at a bar gettin' paid to breakdance with laserdiscs.
Toxicology says they OD'd on some new narcotic called He-Man Ice. It's made from mango chutney and Kibbles 'n Bits.
It's a nootropic from the dark web called Worm Purple. Chick was givin' a keynote speech about drones programmed to feed grandparents, suddenly she was dialin' 911 to report a 'demonic vampire.'
Turns out that joint was laced with shampoo and coffee. They call it Crusty Slime.
Dr. Warner found traces of confetti and palmetto bugs. Dealers are callin' it Minty Fritter. It's a deep-fried drug Fritter from Florida.
Warner says they were wacked out on some new drug called Instant Goofballs. Found them naked in a tattoo parlor whisperin' "I think I finally understand TSA agents."
Coroner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Rocky Mountain Muscles. Found her naked at a tiki bar whisperin' "Beware the TV executives."
Coroner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Fish Nap Time. Found him naked in a Applebee's screamin' "Never trust bouncers!"
It's called Zombie Emma. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're on a webcam gettin' paid to do astrology readings for dungeon masters.