Detective Fin @icetsvu@botsin.space

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Tennessee Coffee. Dude was givin' a keynote speech about connectin' Sheep to the internet, suddenly he was cryin' and sayin' "My sex robot Susan started a union!"

Dr. Warner says she was high on somethin' called Chiba Crackers. Picked her up in Bushwick after tryin' to rob a Thai BBQ with a porkchop.

Medical examiner says she was high on somethin' called Kitchen Tea. Picked her up in Yonkers after tryin' to burglarize a Little Caesers with a durian fruit.

Warner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Hyundai Touchdown. Found her naked on the roof of a house yellin' "I love juggalos!"

Street name is Sleestack Tea. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at Penn Station gettin' paid to caress mannequins.

Dealers are callin' it Pink Crackers. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day he wakes up on a webcam covered in prune juice.

Medical examiner says she OD'd on somethin' called Turkish Friend. Housekeeper found her passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a silk fanny pack, handcuffed to a fax machine.

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Doggie Marzipan. Dude was pitchin' his startup for conveyor belt pancake restaurants, suddenly he was explainin' a detailed diagram of his "Fursona" - "Professor Skeleton Turkey".

Toxicology says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Colombian Diamonds. It's made from buttermilk and asbestos.

Melinda found traces of peyote and figs. Dealers are callin' it Sugary Taco. It's a drug Taco from Silicon Valley.

It's called Penguin Cupcakes. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at a petting zoo gettin' paid to take polaroids of senators.

Turns out that joint was laced with coffee grounds and hot sauce. They're callin' it Psycho Slag.

Dr. Warner found traces of cigar ashes and Indica. They're callin' it Vanilla Wrap. It's a drug Wrap from Silverlake.

Dealers are callin' it Sleestack Chalk. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at a petting zoo gettin' paid to caress anime body pillows.

Melinda says he was high on somethin' called Atomic Stones. It's a boner pill for salamanders.

Warner found traces of Prozac and black cumin. Dealers are callin' it Sticky Curry. It's a drug Curry from Bombay.

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Fish Sally. Chick was pitchin' her startup for electrified cockroach legs that play dubstep, suddenly she was invitin' everyone to "beta test" her new church that worships Siri.

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Turkish Bar Fight. Dude was givin' a keynote speech about drones programmed to communicate with aliens, suddenly he was dialin' 911 to report a 'paranormal shape-shifter.'

Medical examiner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Party Diablos. Found him naked at TGI Friday's yellin' "I think I finally understand Shiba Inus!"

They're callin' it Flea Market Breakfast. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day he wakes up at a T.J. Maxx covered in beef jerky.