If my daughter keeps doing her own eye makeup, child protective services are gonna come knocking pretty soon 😂

My 5 year old just learned that 911 still works on old cell phones. He was playing cops and robbers with his brother... and apparently needed backup.

If you feel tired and cannot do anything, you should know that these two guys emptied 6000 bricks in the wrong address

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