🎶 I spin you right round, baby!Every 3 hours like a Fruit Machine, ro- 🎶
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I've been thinking... is a pear gay?
It's a bird!? It's a plane!? It's mailbox with no mail!
Quiz time: is a love letter edible?
*Pats index finger paw*
Old-time proverb: "flail is the best medicine".
I'm a no-armed bandit!
Old-time proverb: "calendar spiral is the best medicine".
Ask yourself: is a broadsword thicc?
I tried not to, but this combination turned out lewd.
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Look, let's not talk about cat devious, ok?
Rules: page beats arrow; pager beats page; arrow beats pager.
I've been thinking... is a banana thicc?
*Cuddles camera with flash*
Quick question: is a no real?
It's relaxed time!
Old-time proverb: "The squeaky d20 gets the grease".
Boop the cassette! :3
Ask yourself: is a maple leaf mysterious?
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