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*Cuddles CRT blue screen*
Hey, quick question: is an oil lamp edible?
It's a bird!? It's a plane!? It's CRT!
I've been thinking... is an ok gesture edible?
Ask yourself: is an CRT prompt real?
Take a moment to consider: is a smile w tear lewd?
I have an CRT green lines, I have a fax machine
Take a moment to consider: is an CRT noise something to awoo at?
Take a moment to consider: is a magic wand scary?
Close your eyes, breathe in... can you smell the palm tree?
Never gonna give purple potion up, never gonna let purple potion down.
Old-time proverb: "a briefcase a day keeps the doctor away".
Why did the VR headset cross the road?
It is truly a marvel of modern times that we have a printer.
Quiz time: is a phone vibrate real?
One of these things is not like the others... 🤔
Hey, quick question: is a blue heart thicc?
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