Today we're going to patch the server farm with *reads clipboard* ... security patches.
System: Apple PowerBook
Processor: 32 x 2.1 GHz Pentium M with 8 cores each
Memory: 32 x 32 GB RAM
HDD: 4 x 80 GB IBM 350 RAMAC Hard Drives
DVD: DVD-RW
PSU: 4 1000 W PSU
OS: Windows Server 2003 Evaluation Edition
Today we're going to patch the Bitcoin farm with *reads clipboard* ... 'those red commie' patches. *re-sighs*
System: Dell PowerEdge
Processor: 4 x 2.7 GHz 80386DX with 8 cores each
Memory: 1 x 8 GB RAM
HDD: 2 x 80 GB SSD Hard Drives
DVD: DVD-RW
PSU: 16 480 W PSU
OS: Windows Server 2018 Easter Egg Edition
Today we're going to upgrade the mech with *sighs* ... nicotine patches. *re-reads email*
System: Apple PowerBook
Processor: 2 x 1.6 GHz 8085 with 4 cores each
Memory: 64 x 1 GB RAM
HDD: 16 x 800 GB SCSI Hard Drives
DVD: Floppy 3.5
PSU: 2 480 W PSU
OS: Windows Server 2000 Super Ultra Premium Edition
Today we're going to patch the VM Cluster with *sighs* ... GAY ENERGY patches. *re-reads email*
System: Dell PowerEdge
Processor: 64 x 2.4 GHz Coffee Lake with 1 cores each
Memory: 4 x 1 GB RAM
HDD: 24 x 500 GB Serial ATA Hard Drives
DVD: ZIP Disk
PSU: 8 480 W PSU
OS: Windows Server 3.0 Pirate Edition
Today we're going to update the Bitcoin farm with *checks notes* ... nicotine patches. *re-reads clipboard*
System: HP PROliant
Processor: 16 x 1.9 GHz Pentium III Xeon with 32 cores each
Memory: 16 x 8 GB RAM
HDD: 24 x 512 GB Clay Tablet Hard Drives
DVD: DVD-ROM
PSU: 1 480 W PSU
OS: Windows Server 95 Evaluation Edition
Update and patch ALL THE THINGS! (work in progress, check back later)