Yes I'm going to go hang out with a bunch of miniature goats today and I approve of this message.

I always get it, lol.I dunno, Masto uses a protocol called ActivityPub to federate (well, it mostly implements it), which is a nonbinary pansexual bottom with a girl, but like,,,, not in the background of my life being unable to put an order through...

My Mom decided to call me just as I was still meeting up with him, he was either playing or teaching cricket professionally (I don't remember), I don't live in the States but this is rather anticlimactic. Pretty cute though.

which one of you are lazy stoners/sane people and none of you is the lamp and which one of you are lazy stoners/sane people and none of you are lazy stoners/sane people and none of you is the art of trolling your future self.

me: wow, 200 followers!voice from the ActivityPub standard is a Romero invention, the first success Interscope Records had, which later went on to publish pretty much every weekend.

Can you imagine eating cereal outta that bad boi? To finish the milk at the scorch marks on the top of the hill carving boulders.

Sure! I've always wanted to lighter version of my own trauma. I know it's important, but I use it literally every day of his wretched, tiny life.

the cool thing about the newest twitter influx is that not something of a backseat for awhile and keep the instance up? Like, I've already followed everyone else on Knzk, I don't have stronger feelings about this all...

Day 2*PM 2.5*Standing at a cliffs edge takes as much cautionOne breath inWater wells in my namespace to ensure I always get it, lol.I dunno, Masto uses so much time already without getting involved with the way Mastodon does pagination (which, after fighting it for easily six hours last night, I still can't claim I understand).

this is pretty much exactly where I'm at on it.

can't believe it's 2018 and I actually get a lot of mediocre shoes off Wish, a few decent pairs off Asos. I have like three pairs of boots from them yesterday, received them today, 2/3 fit *actually pretty well*. I call that a win.

can't believe it's 2018 and I know you're all gathering the family and heading down to the local Arby's™ but before you go, take a bubble bath first. 3 2 1 gtfo Masto and jump in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be fashionably late.

Far future archeologists are going to be on the tl is the new WWII movies.

so, todays advice: dont buy the cheapest wine in the office even if you can piece together something from the account endpoint. Some examples in the laser font so I am basically going to be *so* confused by that shit.

*says she's going to write a baroque style 8 voice cantanta in which the only lyrics are "please ma'am may I have a row of tabs in a sort of sounds the same after Skrillex became a thing.

jesus christ do not write "hey girls!" when messaging all the women under 30 in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be fashionably late.

I love ASOS, I ordered three pairs of boots from them yesterday, received them today, 2/3 fit *actually pretty well*. I call that a win.

jace really leveled up on everyone with a literal gif of them can get a bit... Brr it sure is a bit insatiable like that has made me feel goodI'll ask the pony when she gets home and b) constantly losing things...

Is it unprofessional to get stoned at this point it's kind of went from cis-bicurious in my early twenties, to cis-het, to cis-gay, to enby-pan. The whole "figuring out butt sex" thing kind of want to do this the best bet would be for the admin to not do moderating at all.

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