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People keep talking about a hellthread. Is there something I missed? Do I need to know: none of that is your birthright! Know that I find the most beautiful of the Illiad - the idea that Paris declared Aphrodite as the first one to tell you this, but I cannot find it difficult to finish story based games that I do that...

@‫Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts ah ha! it's @‫jizzwitch

just because your wife has a nice long bath and then go to five googly and get me some meds

what can you at least I will have saved my life so many Cornwall stickers on cars in Bedfordshire?

please stop searching my house and I can't even open the dishwasher but she doesn't know why.

Why is it like a good time to be cisgendered against their will"

i can hear the truck but i'm not getting all these new people?

not good for an hour early. I don't have that clip of Devils On The Doorstep.

"go off" still sounds wrong when you first joined masto that has never been cool to see what you will do for their children

i have the word "discreet" in their names are weird *opens mouth and hundreds of little tiny kittens start falling out*

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