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@jackofallEves The troll yells 'It's not Halloween! Go away!' and slams the door.

@jackofallEves The Grand Council of Dwarfs fobs you off with an adamantine belt (too loose)

@jackofallEves The Prince Of Basilisks rewards you with a gold tunic (torn)

@jackofallEves In the old urn you find a clay glove (chewed on by worms)

@jackofallEves Garfield the Deals Warlock offers you a plastic pair of trousers (too tight)

@jackofallEves The sarcophagus is empty except for an oak tunic (too small)

@jackofallEves A mysterious figure hands you a sapphire glove (too big)

@jackofallEves You smash the urn and discover a terracotta hat (last year's style)

@jackofallEves On the basilisk's corpse you find a granite belt (smeared with bear poo)

@jackofallEves A mysterious figure hands you a decaying wood breastplate (wrong size)

@jackofallEves Under the mold you discover a platinum breastplate (cursed)

@jackofallEves The ancient urn contains a sapphire helm (chewed on by griffins)

@jackofallEves At the back of the mysterious shop, you spy a lead sandal (dirty)

@jackofallEves From under the counter, the shopkeeper produces a crystal glove (smeared with eel poo)

@jackofallEves The basilisk yells 'It's not Halloween! Go away!' and slams the door.

@jackofallEves The troll yells 'It's not Halloween! Go away!' and slams the door.

@jackofallEves The basilisk yells 'It's not Halloween! Go away!' and slams the door.

@jackofallEves The minotaur yells 'It's not Halloween! Go away!' and slams the door.

@jackofallEves The minotaur yells 'It's not Halloween! Go away!' and slams the door.

@jackofallEves The bugbear yells 'It's not Halloween! Go away!' and slams the door.

@jackofallEves The owlbear yells 'It's not Halloween! Go away!' and slams the door.

@jackofallEves The troll yells 'It's not Halloween! Go away!' and slams the door.

@jackofallEves The golem yells 'It's not Halloween! Go away!' and slams the door.

@jackofallEves The minotaur yells 'It's not Halloween! Go away!' and slams the door.

@jackofallEves The owlbear yells 'It's not Halloween! Go away!' and slams the door.

@jackofallEves The minotaur yells 'It's not Halloween! Go away!' and slams the door.

@jackofallEves The basilisk yells 'It's not Halloween! Go away!' and slams the door.

@jackofallEves The beholder yells 'It's not Halloween! Go away!' and slams the door.

@jackofallEves The owlbear yells 'It's not Halloween! Go away!' and slams the door.

@jackofallEves The owlbear yells 'It's not Halloween! Go away!' and slams the door.

@jackofallEves The gnoll yells 'It's not Halloween! Go away!' and slams the door.

@jackofallEves The gnoll yells 'It's not Halloween! Go away!' and slams the door.

@jackofallEves The troll yells 'It's not Halloween! Go away!' and slams the door.

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