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excuse #18:

Your processor does not develop enough heat.

excuse #21:

Cassandra error warnings turned out to be true.

excuse #19:

Honey from Docker swarm has gummed up the hard drives.

excuse #55:

Transit provider is overbooked; we're being bumped to another circuit tomorrow.

excuse #32:

This feature is not available in your country.

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