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#DOFH excuse #70:

WTFPL violation.

#DOFH excuse #2:

VirtualBox is full.

#DOFH excuse #106:

nginx out of fuel.

#DOFH excuse #40:

Your web browser is too new - have you tried IE6?

#DOFH excuse #83:

Your browser is not supported. Please install Chrome.

#DOFH excuse #70:

WTFPL violation.

#DOFH excuse #103:

Windows 10.

#DOFH excuse #65:

CDN has Non-Gaussian distribution.

#DOFH excuse #41:

Openstack is closed today.

#DOFH excuse #74:

IP tunnel suffered TBM failure.

#DOFH excuse #61:

Luser can't figure out how to exit emacs.

#DOFH excuse #86:

Your IP is on a RBL.

#DOFH excuse #48:

Unavailable due to GDPR wall.

#DOFH excuse #72:

Administrator is attending on-campus yoga class, he'll be back in a few hours.

#DOFH excuse #65:

CDN has Non-Gaussian distribution.

#DOFH excuse #71:

Long wait at the domain registrar's office.

#DOFH excuse #64:

Russian infiltrators.

#DOFH excuse #100:

Intel processor vulnerability.

#DOFH excuse #101:

Someone stepped on the Raspberry Pi production cluster.

#DOFH excuse #56:

OpenStack space exhausted