#DOFH excuse #19:
Honey from Docker swarm has gummed up the hard drives.
#DOFH excuse #99:
We migrated from serverless to useless infrastructure.
#DOFH excuse #22:
A stop job is running ...
#DOFH excuse #105:
YAML config interpreted as Markdown.
#DOFH excuse #89:
Quickstart guide is outdated.
#DOFH excuse #93:
The Nodejs V8 engine needs an oil change.
#DOFH excuse #36:
BGP peering agreement not signed in blood.
#DOFH excuse #34:
Someone issued a DMCA takedown notice.
#DOFH excuse #51:
AWS data lost due to deforestation
#DOFH excuse #64:
Russian infiltrators.
#DOFH excuse #85:
S3 Bucket has a hole.
#DOFH excuse #48:
Unavailable due to GDPR wall.
#DOFH excuse #72:
Administrator is attending on-campus yoga class, he'll be back in a few hours.
#DOFH excuse #77:
FAT broke up (now it's exFAT).
#DOFH excuse #1:
Admin executed random code from Stack Overflow.
#DOFH excuse #68:
National Security Letter received, that's all we're allowed to tell you.
#DOFH excuse #84:
Cloudflare lava lamps are broken.
#DOFH excuse #61:
Luser can't figure out how to exit emacs.
#DOFH excuse #26:
Error: systemd units are imperial, should be metric.
#DOFH excuse #23:
Rain interfering with microwave link to data center.
DevOps from Hell Excuses