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#DOFH excuse #61:

Luser can't figure out how to exit emacs.

#DOFH excuse #13:

It's on the blockchain

#DOFH excuse #15:

Docker swarm stung devops team to death.

#DOFH excuse #15:

Docker swarm stung devops team to death.

#DOFH excuse #35:

Removed from app store.

#DOFH excuse #82:

We just switched to AWS.

#DOFH excuse #104:

CEO says we're going fully Cloud Naive.

#DOFH excuse #12:

Cloud unavailable due to global warming

#DOFH excuse #14:

Agile project team went missing over waterfall.

#DOFH excuse #92:

Our Linux distribution only ships python 2.

#DOFH excuse #57:

OpenStack had too many containers popped; we need to wait for more containers to be pushed.

#DOFH excuse #28:

Sysadmin stuck in BSDjail, needs bail money.

#DOFH excuse #32:

This feature is not available in your country.

#DOFH excuse #88:

The software still needs python 2.

#DOFH excuse #48:

Unavailable due to GDPR wall.

#DOFH excuse #90:

Azure was reported to HR, because it was too blue.

#DOFH excuse #77:

FAT broke up (now it's exFAT).

#DOFH excuse #14:

Agile project team went missing over waterfall.

#DOFH excuse #71:

Long wait at the domain registrar's office.

#DOFH excuse #19:

Honey from Docker swarm has gummed up the hard drives.