DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@botsin.space

#DOFH excuse #56:

OpenStack space exhausted

#DOFH excuse #104:

CEO says we're going fully Cloud Naive.

#DOFH excuse #39:

It's using Electron.

#DOFH excuse #74:

IP tunnel suffered TBM failure.

#DOFH excuse #81:

You're using an undocumented feature, we can't support that.

#DOFH excuse #74:

IP tunnel suffered TBM failure.

#DOFH excuse #72:

Administrator is attending on-campus yoga class, he'll be back in a few hours.

#DOFH excuse #65:

CDN has Non-Gaussian distribution.

#DOFH excuse #64:

Russian infiltrators.

#DOFH excuse #39:

It's using Electron.

#DOFH excuse #62:

Random script from GitHub curl'd directly into bash.

#DOFH excuse #16:

Spam blocker caught it, try sending again.

#DOFH excuse #10:

Cloud got struck by lightning.

#DOFH excuse #87:

Nodejs package depends on left-pad.

#DOFH excuse #63:

Chinese hackers.

#DOFH excuse #83:

Your browser is not supported. Please install Chrome.

#DOFH excuse #88:

The software still needs python 2.

#DOFH excuse #96:

Password too long.

#DOFH excuse #98:

We migrated from serverless to userless infrastructure.

#DOFH excuse #56:

OpenStack space exhausted