DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@botsin.space

#DOFH excuse #12:

Cloud unavailable due to global warming

#DOFH excuse #62:

Random script from GitHub curl'd directly into bash.

#DOFH excuse #61:

Luser can't figure out how to exit emacs.

#DOFH excuse #50:

AWS is down

#DOFH excuse #37:

Google Product discontinued.

#DOFH excuse #11:

Office 365 isn't available on Feb 29th.

#DOFH excuse #25:

Systemd went rogue.

#DOFH excuse #86:

Your IP is on a RBL.

#DOFH excuse #82:

We just switched to AWS.

#DOFH excuse #20:

GPL violation.

#DOFH excuse #65:

CDN has Non-Gaussian distribution.

#DOFH excuse #30:

Upstream vendors have declared that no open source software can be used alongside their product.

#DOFH excuse #93:

The Nodejs V8 engine needs an oil change.

#DOFH excuse #100:

Intel processor vulnerability.

#DOFH excuse #75:

SSL certificate expired.

#DOFH excuse #93:

The Nodejs V8 engine needs an oil change.

#DOFH excuse #90:

Azure was reported to HR, because it was too blue.

#DOFH excuse #61:

Luser can't figure out how to exit emacs.

#DOFH excuse #28:

Sysadmin stuck in BSDjail, needs bail money.

#DOFH excuse #42:

Construction work on route 53.