DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@botsin.space

#DOFH excuse #6:

Upload filter clogged.

#DOFH excuse #92:

Our Linux distribution only ships python 2.

#DOFH excuse #38:

Condensation from cloud backup caused data center EPO.

#DOFH excuse #71:

Long wait at the domain registrar's office.

#DOFH excuse #81:

You're using an undocumented feature, we can't support that.

#DOFH excuse #85:

S3 Bucket has a hole.

#DOFH excuse #79:

OpenStack overflow

#DOFH excuse #18:

Your processor does not develop enough heat.

#DOFH excuse #6:

Upload filter clogged.

#DOFH excuse #59:

Assets are in the wrong resolution.

#DOFH excuse #22:

A stop job is running ...

#DOFH excuse #65:

CDN has Non-Gaussian distribution.

#DOFH excuse #9:

A plane cut a wire.

#DOFH excuse #60:

CSS is out of style.

#DOFH excuse #5:

Cloud outage due to sunny weather.

#DOFH excuse #35:

Removed from app store.

#DOFH excuse #28:

Sysadmin stuck in BSDjail, needs bail money.

#DOFH excuse #55:

Transit provider is overbooked; we're being bumped to another circuit tomorrow.

#DOFH excuse #8:

Solution hidden on second page of Google.

#DOFH excuse #52:

We're now using NoSQL.