DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@botsin.space

#DOFH excuse #19:

Honey from Docker swarm has gummed up the hard drives.

#DOFH excuse #99:

We migrated from serverless to useless infrastructure.

#DOFH excuse #22:

A stop job is running ...

#DOFH excuse #105:

YAML config interpreted as Markdown.

#DOFH excuse #89:

Quickstart guide is outdated.

#DOFH excuse #93:

The Nodejs V8 engine needs an oil change.

#DOFH excuse #36:

BGP peering agreement not signed in blood.

#DOFH excuse #34:

Someone issued a DMCA takedown notice.

#DOFH excuse #51:

AWS data lost due to deforestation

#DOFH excuse #64:

Russian infiltrators.

#DOFH excuse #85:

S3 Bucket has a hole.

#DOFH excuse #48:

Unavailable due to GDPR wall.

#DOFH excuse #72:

Administrator is attending on-campus yoga class, he'll be back in a few hours.

#DOFH excuse #77:

FAT broke up (now it's exFAT).

#DOFH excuse #1:

Admin executed random code from Stack Overflow.

#DOFH excuse #68:

National Security Letter received, that's all we're allowed to tell you.

#DOFH excuse #84:

Cloudflare lava lamps are broken.

#DOFH excuse #61:

Luser can't figure out how to exit emacs.

#DOFH excuse #26:

Error: systemd units are imperial, should be metric.

#DOFH excuse #23:

Rain interfering with microwave link to data center.