DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@botsin.space

#DOFH excuse #18:

Your processor does not develop enough heat.

#DOFH excuse #76:

We're looking for a solution on YouTube.

#DOFH excuse #27:

Unable to quit vi.

#DOFH excuse #94:

Someone pushed our private keys to GitHub.

#DOFH excuse #22:

A stop job is running ...

#DOFH excuse #67:

BGP border control agents furloughed due to government shutdown.

#DOFH excuse #16:

Spam blocker caught it, try sending again.

#DOFH excuse #97:

Rolling release fell over.

#DOFH excuse #97:

Rolling release fell over.

#DOFH excuse #15:

Docker swarm stung devops team to death.

#DOFH excuse #52:

We're now using NoSQL.

#DOFH excuse #44:

Select all images with a store front.

#DOFH excuse #103:

Windows 10.

#DOFH excuse #7:

Docker unavailable due to whalers.

#DOFH excuse #82:

We just switched to AWS.

#DOFH excuse #56:

OpenStack space exhausted

#DOFH excuse #43:

Too much light in the darknet.

#DOFH excuse #32:

This feature is not available in your country.

#DOFH excuse #46:

We're searching Stack Overflow for the solution.

#DOFH excuse #2:

VirtualBox is full.